DD: By popular demand, I wrote another chapter. Thanks for everyone that reviewed. I was very happy to see that so many people enjoyed this fic! I'm almost 100% sure this is the last chapter and I want to thank you both Madame Arrow Foxfire and Mystic Raccoon for giving me ideas for fics. Hiei as a homicidal fairy? Sounds promising. As for Xari, no I don't think Yukina's stupid. It's just a logical conclusion. She grew up with only women (who can reproduce asexually) around her, so there was no way she knew (unless someone else told you) how humans reproduce.
Disclaimer: If I owned the series, we would have seen Kurama (both forms) and Hiei naked a lot.
Explain Me!
By Dancing Doll
Chapter 2: The Wonders of The Male Anatomy
The poor redhead who was calmly looking at porn sites on his computer fell from his chair as Hiei came crashing in his room through the window. The fire-demon crawled to Kurama's bed and curled up on a fetal position, mumbling incoherent things.
Kurama raised an eyebrow and sat on the floor, staring at Hiei with curiosity. He listened intently and was able to make out things like 'Self- combustion', 'Traumatized to death', 'Without any chances of becoming a normal psycho again' and such. Kurama sighed.
"So, how did it went with Yukina?"
Hiei stopped his mumbling and froze. Then, he looked at Kurama so suddenly that the redhead jumped in alarm. The fire-demon lunged at Kurama, knocking the boy down and started to shook him, not aware that by doing so he was also making the green-eyed boy's head connect with the wall. Hard.
"IT WAS AWFUL! I EXPLAINED IT ALL RIGHT, I EVEN USED THE 'V' AND 'P' WORDS! BUT THEN...!"
Hiei let go of Kurama and started banging his head on the wall while the last laid on the floor with swirly eyes and a huge lump on his head. Kurama blinked and tried to push the lump down. He then looked at Hiei and sighed.
"Stop it, Hiei. You'll break the wall."
BANG.
"I'm serious. Stop it right now."
BANG.
"I'll count to three, young man."
BANG.
"One."
BANG.
"Two."
BANG.
"THREE! GODAMNIT, STOP THIS RIGHT NOW OR I'LL SHOVE AN OAK UP YOUR ASS!"
Now, that made Hiei stop. Having a mental image of an oak being shoved on your behind can do that, you know. Kurama breathed hard for a few moments, his usually perfect hair on a mess making him look like some kind of cave man. When he thought that he was calm enough, he looked at his friend again.
"Now, Hiei, tell everything to me very slowly and calmly."
"O-okay..."
The short demon sighed and started telling Kurama what happened.
"I explained it to her. Even the part where the 'p' goes in the 'v' and..."
"Grow up, Hiei!" Kurama rolled his eyes. 'P' and 'V'?!
"You don't know what happened afterwards!" Hiei shouted defensively. He took a deep breath and continued.
"Then, after I was finished, she asked me another question..."
"Which was...?" Kurama encouraged.
"She asked me whatwasapenis." Hiei whispered the last part so quickly that not even Kurama fox hearing was able to catch.
"Sorry, didn't get that."
"She asked me..." He took a deep breath. He could say it! He had a freaking third eye implanted on his forehead, for God's sake! He was able to say it!
"I CAN'T!" Hiei collapsed on the floor, rocking back and fourth.
Kurama looked at his friend worriedly. Deciding that Hiei had already suffered enough, the redhead got up.
"Okay, Hiei. Whichever the question was, I'll answer it personally to her."
Hiei looked at him with tears in all three eyes and hugged Kurama's leg. Kurama started to get seriously freaked out.
"Thank you, oh thank you! I'll be eternally grateful! I'll do your laundry! I'll kill your fan girls! I'll clean your room! I'll water your plants! I'll-"
"OKAY! OKAY! GOT IT!" Kurama shook the other demon off, "Just go do whatever you want to do while I talk to her!"
"Okay!" Hiei said, his hands together on a praying fashion and his lips trembling.
Kurama sweat-dropped and ran away from his house. Maybe the exposition to darkness flames and its high-temperatures had finally fried Hiei's brain.
When Kurama finally got on Genkai's temple, he noticed that something was very wrong. There was a certain smell on the air that wasn't unknown to him. In fact, it was very well known...
"Shit."
Wouldn't you like to know what he smelled?
To Yukina
Yukina, contrary to what many people think, is a hell of a youkai. She has, like all others, great hearing, seeing and smelling senses. Although her vision had been kinda damaged from all the blinding whiteness of the Koorime Island.
So, it was not surprising when she also smelled what Kurama had. In fact, she had been knowing what it was for a long time now, since she had already felt this scent before. But knowing what it did, she didn't pay much attention to it. She only had to warn Kurama not to come around until the scent was gone.
Too bad she didn't do it sooner. Blame the authoress.
Yukina's senses jumped in alarm when she felt a strong youki approaching. She closed her eyes, lowering the temperature around the temple. Genkai was traveling, so she was all by herself. But then, she recognized the presence and stopped transforming the temple into a mini- Artic.
"Youko Kurama-san!" She gasped. The door opened and the fox demon entered the room in all his glory. He walked over to her and sat before the short koorime. And put emphasis on short. Even as Shuuichi, Yukina didn't even got close to said boy's chest. Imagine it with Youko Kurama, who was more than a head taller.
Youko nodded and examined her.
"What did you ask to Hiei?"
"Huh?" Yukina blinked, "I asked him what a penis was."
Youko raised both eyebrows and his eyes widened in surprise. He wasn't expecting that.
Now, let's revise some facts.
Youko had been locked on Shuuichi's body for, like, sixteen years? And the redhead was still a virgin, even though of all the willing females around the globe who wouldn't mind one bit to share his bed. Let me tell you that when Youko was shoot, he had a very active sexual life and the fact that he was currently and unwillingly living in celibacy did not make him happy.
Now, let's see what's going on inside our dear fox's mind.
View of Youko's mind.
A ship with 'Reason' written in it can be seen sailing. There are some brain cells that looked like chibi Shuuichis in it screaming at him.
"DON'T! SHE'S HIEI'S SISTER!"
"WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH YOURSELF AFTERWARDS?!"
"SHE'S JUST AN INNOCENT GIRL!"
Then, a army plane flies by. There's 'Sexual Desire' written in it. The pilot is a chibi Youko laughing insanely. He fires a missile on the ship, which blows up.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!" The chibi Shuuichis scream. Chibi Youko makes a peace sign and flies away while yelling.
"POP LITTLE YOUKO IN!"
Normal View
Yukina sweat-dropped as Youko started to chuckle maniacally, not even imagining what was going on inside his mind. She smoothed her kimono and patiently waited for him to stop.
Youko looked at her and grinned sexily.
"It's something that men have between their legs. Hiei told you what it does, right?"
"Yes, he explained me the process." Yukina said, not embarrassed at all.
"But, Youko-san, what does it looks like?"
Oh, sweet joy! God was so good with him! He almost cried in happiness. Chibi Youkos could be seen cheering around his head.
"It's hard to explain." He said, frowning as if in deep thinking. Too bad all the blood had rushed down and his former head wasn't thinking really straight.
"Oh." Yukina said, disappointed. Her curiosity hadn't been satisfied.
"However..."
She looked at him in hope.
"I can show you."
"You can?! That would be great!" Yukina exclaimed happily. Hiei should have explained her that this kind of thing was deeply inappropriate and taught her all the process of courting, love, yadda yadda that came before sex.
"Oh, yes." Youko said while his mind chanted 'I'm gonna get laid! I'm gonna get laid! I'm gonna get laid!' over and over again.
"Then, you think you can show me how sex happens?" Yukina asked. She would be asking Kurama everything from now on.
"You bet!" Youko exclaimed. He was sooo happy.
But let me remind you, dear readers, that Hiei (after coming back to his senses) had decided to keep an eye on Kurama to make sure he wasn't going to traumatize his little sister. Well, this happened just when Youko agreed to show her what sex was.
And Hiei was not happy.
So, with god-like speed and looks of an infuriated rhinoceros, Hiei stormed inside the room.
"FOX!"
The End.
DD: Ooooh, naughty Youko! This fic has given me a name to my lemon...Hehe...Anyway, don't forget to review and check out my other works. Thank you for reading this fic (that ended up being quite erotic) and until we meet again! Ja ne!