Smashville High School!
Chapter 4: A horrific attempt at romance… Pt. 3!
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Remember the schedule: (and also remember… it's A/B schedule… so they go to half of the classes each day)
1 period Geometry
2 period Biology
3 period English
4 period Gym
5 period World Civ.
6 period Comp. Tech.
7 period AP Commercial Art 2 honors
8 Teacher's Assistant
Ok… this basically takes place after school, but at school… but… slightly… yeah… whatever
ICP is awesome…
Pikachu just sat there trying to look sad. He had finally found someone who he thought might have accepted him, if he had only know what she said. And now, all that hope was lost.
"What was that?" Zelda asked holding the hands of the Link-o-Matic Nanation Twins. She looked down to find pink goo all over her foot.
"EWW!" Zelda screamed in horror, pointing to the spot near Pikachu where pink goo had gotten everywhere.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?" The Link-o-Matic Nanation Twins screamed looking at Pikachu with that look of 'I was gonna get lucky with this idiot but now she's probably going to cry and then I'll go through tons of chapters trying to make her feel better and so my whole life is ruined!'
"Pika?" Pikachu screamed with the look of 'I didn't do anything and I should be getting revenge on you because you're the one who killed my friend and I was the one who would have gotten lucky if I had spoken the same language as her and she's dead for EVERY chapter unless the author is an idiot and makes a really pathetic plot twist which is unlikely because this is a cool author and so you ruined my life… really!' on his face.
Sadly, neither of the two knew how to interpret facial expressions well enough to know what each others faces meant. They thought the other one was laughing at them with a sick and sadistic sense of humor.
"I'LL KILL YOU!" the Link-o-Matic Twins yelled in anger and jumped at Pikachu with their swords drawn. Captain Falcon drew the swords even, and he's proven himself to be good at drawing.
Then the Link-o-Matic Nanation Twins slapped into Pikachu and they all rolled to the ground in pain.
"OW!" The Link-o-Matic Nanation Twins yelled as they realized that they should have actually pulled their swords out of their sheaths instead of just having Captain Falcon draw their swords for them.
Pikachu and the Link-o-Matic Nanation Twins were now fighting, a ring of students surrounded them chanting "Fight!" over and over again. Pikachu would have his revenge on those who killed his… whatever Jigglypuff was.
Zelda was crying and ranting about how hard it would be to clean the pink goo off of her dress. Peach and Mario were busy being T rated. Samus was yelling about how sexist it was that the MEN were defending their girlfriends, and how the girls should be doing stuff too. Everyone else moved in a huge mob constantly yelling "Fight!" and throwing their fists in the air, only to have bloody stumps left for hands as they screamed bloody murder in their attempt to find their fists again.
Pikachu killed one of the Links.
The other Link killed Pikachu. He used a sword, I think.
The Link-o-Matic Nanation Twin was tired because he had been in a fight. Zelda ran up and slapped him. He looked at her with sadness. She cried. Then they broke up. They were still friends though.
"WTF just happened?" Ness tried to pronounce, but failed miserably.
"Who knows…" Mewtwo said, having tried to read Ness's mind, but failing miserably.
"This proves that all men are failures!" Samus yelled triumphantly, then marched off to do whatever feminist people do.
Mario and Peach came back after their T rated experience. They looked at each other. Then they looked away. Then they fell asleep for half of a third of a second. Then their mothers said something about the devil and whores and whatnot, but it was still T rated.
"WTF just happened?" Ness successfully pronounced for once.
"I think they just twitched, then their mom's came up and yelled at them" Mewtwo said with a voice that suggested vocal chords were responsible. With this, all the students went home.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Master Hand laughed as he thought about how he could think despite his lack of a brain.
"BLOOOOOAELDE!" Crazy Hand said in his crazy way.
"yeah…" all the other teachers said in perfect unison.
(on the bus to home)
Link sat there in silence. He thought about all that had happened today. How he had fallen in love, and how he had then lost that because of a rat and a bunch of pink goo. Life was so cruel.
Zelda sat deep in thought too. She was only a rich princess with a whole kingdom at her command. Life had been so oppressive towards her. She wished there was someone in the royalty that would understand why she hated it so. She had hoped Link would understand. But he was a homeless guy from the forest. She wished she was homeless and from the forest and free to never have to take showers and underrated and never talked about too.
Samus talked a lot, but everyone ignored her.
Mario and Peach had a T rated discussion about T rated subjects. Their mothers would never understand just how T rated this relationship was. Then they broke up, but were still best friends.
"WTF is going on?" Ness tried to pronounce but failed miserably.
"Lolzarz" Mewtwo tried to reply but failed miserably.
Then the bus driver had a heart attack and died, yet the bus was going perfectly fine.
"I think the author is trying to just add words so that this will reach his minimum of 1000 words" Ness said.
"Lolzarz" Mewtwo tried to reply but failed miserably.
Then Yoshi died, and his guts fell out, and it was really bloody, and everyone cheered because of the horridness of Yoshi's death. Then Yoshi was eaten by mice. Yoshi died.
YAY!
I thought it was romantic… screw you…
don't you just think I'm the best at fight scenes!
Actually, the funny part is. There are stories that attempt to be serious action/adventure and yet they treat the fights the same way I did. "then they fought and Ness won"… yeah… learn to write either good, or parody.
So… now that that drama is over… what's next? You'll see… or you wont… cause you might be blind. And I don't want to offend anyone…
R&BBC… Read and Bite Big Couches…