Smashville High School!
Chapter 8: New students! (pt. 2)
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Remember the schedule: (and also remember… it's A/B schedule… so they go to half of the classes each day)
1 period Geometry
2 period Biology
3 period English
4 period Gym
5 period World Civ.
6 period Comp. Tech.
7 period AP Commercial Art 2 honors
8 Teacher's Assistant
I GOT A 4.0! I GOT AN A IN ART! I LOVE LIFE!
But I still hate life because the obsessive haters destroyed everything I loved on Newgrounds…
MICHAEL JACKSON!
"Whatever that was all about…" the still unknown new computer technologies teacher said in a way that was happy and fun and stuff.
"What are we learning about this time?" Ness asked.
"Don't you want to know what my name is first?" the teacher asked, holding back tears.
"No, not really" the entire class replied, causing the teacher to cry.
With this the cops came and arrested Gannondorf for having killed his mom in the first chapter.
"HEY! STOP! THIS IS UNRELATED!" Gannondorf screamed as the cops carried him off.
So everyone had some scones and went back to their class.
"Since none of you care about my name, lets learn about email now! Email is very useful. You can use email to talk to people online. Email stands for electronic mail. You will be quizzed now!" The teacher said and gave out big email packets. They said:
What is the teacher's email address?
What is the teacher's name?
Can email ever be used to send viruses?
How do you send viruses using email?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how useful is email?
What is email usually used for?
What does email stand for?
Why does email stand for what it stands for?
Who invented the idea of email?
Why is Gannondorf probably in jail right now?
Who would be willing to break Gannondorf out of jail?
Can I have $50?
So everyone took the test and failed miserably, except for Mewtwo and Ness, who got every question right somehow. The teachers name turned out being 'Who Cares'
"OK! You all said you would be willing to break Gannondorf out of jail! So we're going to go on a field trip! You will be excused from your seventh and eighth periods for this!" Who yelled as everyone cheered.
"YAY!" Luigi said with excitement.
"Shut up!" Wario yelled ripping Luigi's hat off and painting it brown.
"Why'd you do that?" Luigi asked with excitement.
"Cause I felt like it!" Wario said feeling like the valley girl that he was.
"Why do you suddenly look like a valley girl?" Luigi asked with excitement.
"Shut up!" Wario yelled and broke Luigi's nose. Luigi had to go to the local barbershop to get this fixed. The barber was confused at why Luigi would come to him about a nose problem and ended up impaling himself with his scissors. Luigi was found guilty of murder and sent to jail, where he shared a cell with Gannondorf.
"I found Gannondorf!" Luigi said.
"Good job Luigi!" Who said giving a thumbs up, as he was right outside of the cell holding Luigi and Gannondorf. The guards hadn't noticed him for some odd reason.
"It's time to blow this joint!" C. Falcon screamed and punched the wall. A sickening crackling noise could be heard as C. Falcon screamed in agony, holding his bloody stump of broken bone that used to be his hand.
"It figures a MAN would fail to get out of here!" Samus yelled and used her cannon to blow a hole through the wall.
"Hey!" a guard yelled running over to Samus. "I don't think you're allowed to carry one of those around in here."
"JUST BECAUSE I'M A GIRL!" Samus screamed and ripped the guard's head off.
"Hey!" the same guard yelled in response. "I don't think you're allowed to rip people's heads off in here."
"WHY DO YOU MEN HAVE TO ALL BE SO OPPRESSIVE!" Samus yelled in her anger/road rage.
"Settle down" Fluffy tried to say to Samus.
"SHUT UP YOU STEREOTYPE FOR WHAT WOMEN SHOULD BE!" Samus yelled and started bashing Fluffy's head against the wall.
Meta Knight thought about helping but decided he'd rather look normal during this situation.
Pit thought about helping but decided he'd rather look at a spot on the wall dramatically.
Wario thought about helping but decided to slap Luigi instead.
Luigi thought about helping but got slapped and soon forgot his name.
Who thought about helping but realized that it would be a good experience for the kids if they learned how to deal with these kinds of problems on their own.
Dr. Mario thought about helping but decided he'd rather take those pills he had been hiding.
Popo thought about helping but forgot the meaning of the word 'help.'
Gannondorf thought about helping but decided he'd rather capture Zelda.
Zelda thought about helping but was immediately captured by Gannondorf.
Link thought about helping but decided to save Zelda instead.
Roy thought about helping but decided it would look cool if he walked to where Pit was, sat down, and looked up at a part of the ceiling dramatically.
Fox thought about helping but suddenly got the urge to slap Falco.
Falco thought about helping but Fox immediately slapped him.
Ness thought about helping but was immediately beaten up by two random bullies and had his lunch money stolen.
C. Falcon thought about helping but decided to hit the wall with his hand again. With a crack he fell over crying.
Fluffy thought about helping but realized that she was the one in need of help.
Samus thought about helping. She realized that she was the woman and that men can never help, so she helped stop Samus from beating Fluffy.
"Are you happy now! I just saved you like no man ever could!" Samus yelled.
"But you were the one who was beating me!" Fluffy replied.
"STOP COMING UP WITH EXCUSES FOR THE MEN YOU MAN-LOVER!" Samus screamed in anger and tried to jump out of a window dramatically. There was no window, so Samus crashed into the wall that C. Falcon had been punching and then exploded.
"NOW'S MY CHANCE!" C. Falcon screamed taking control of the moment and bashing his foot as hard as he could into the wall. Another sick crackling noise was heard as C. Falcon fell to the floor in pain. He then died of blood gain.
"Wow. He gained so much blood at once that he died!" Dr. Mario said as he was a doctor and had seen cases like this before.
Everyone ignored the dead people and started to walk out of the jail.
"Hey!" the guard who had had his head ripped off yelled. "I don't think prisoners are allowed to leave without permission!"
They ignored him and left.
"Are you guys glad that you got to learn so much about computers today?" Who yelled.
"Umm. What did any of that have to do with computers?" Ness asked in confusion.
"SHUT UP!" Who screamed and then impaled himself on a passing car.
"Well. I guess that's it for school today then." Ness said.
Everyone nodded in agreement and left to go home. Then they realized that they were standing outside of a jail and had no way to get home. Fortunately, Pit and Roy knew how to do montages (those cool scenes where everything goes by really fast and they get tons of work done in what seems like seven seconds) and so they managed to montage their way back home after some funny yet heart warming experiences with hitch-hiking and serial killers.
YAY!
I like this chapter!
Then again I like all my chapters!
Some people are n00bs and like to say they hate people who get good grades because they're so 'above' everyone else. I have something to say in response.
Yes, I hate the majority of people who get extremely good grades and then start thinking this means you don't deserve to even look at them. Does this mean everyone who gets good grades sucks? NO! There are people who get 2.0s and act as if they're more mature and sophisticated. 2.0 students who like to brag a lot can SOUND like they've done more than the person who got a 4.0 and doesn't always talk about it to everyone. I've seen 2.0 people who act as if the only reason they didn't get an A is because the CLASS was below them. "Einstein said he never let school get in the way of his education," they say with a smug grin. Fine then, if you plan on coming up with breakthrough theories in physics like Einstein did then go ahead and quote that. Otherwise stop being a whiney bitch and DO your schoolwork!
I get a 4.0. I say that because it surprises me. When I started on this website I was going to remediation for English. Because of this site I now get a 4.0. If that makes me somehow LOWER than you people who only know how to say stupid Einstein quotes and complain then fine. I guess that also means that God himself is lower than you perceive yourself to be. But that's only what YOU think of yourself. You'll never go as far as you say you will unless you start planning the way.
In the end all I'm trying to say is it's the attitude, not the GPA that pisses me off. I don't care what the grades are, stuck up pricks can have a 0.3 GPA and still think they're better than 'normal' people.
Sorry to have said this. I know it's a bit serious. I don't like to be this serious. I just feel that some people who used to like me don't like me anymore because I managed to do something right. I just want to know how the hell someone gets off hating someone else because they did something right.
Anyway, back to the story! YAY! PEOPLE DIED!
R&LAMBYAN… Read and Laugh At Me Because You're A N00b!