Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own Dynasty Warriors.
A/N: This is the last part of the fic. Almost everyone is in the story except those that don't have any game personality problems. I love DWs and studying three kingdoms history, however when I go in the forums, so many super smart wannabes and backlashes is trying to destroy the community as we loved because of the characters we studied whom who they are. It worried me greatly. There was never a complete true on Shu history and Jin, Wei, and Wu tried to make Shu look bad. That's why Koei keep focusing more on the novel and the novel continues to get hated greatly.
All eyes stare in front of the doorway. The couples Zhen Ji and Cao Pi are arguing with each other and next to them are Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao as they return from shopping. There are three other people there, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, and Da Qiao.
"They've been hollering like forever, those two really need a divorce…" Sima Yi sighed.
"For once, I agree with a Sima as long as it's not your ambitious sons Shi and Zhao," Jiang Wei said.
"Zhen Ji, are you alright?" Zhao Yun asked.
"Does it look like I'm alright? With Mr. "I'm better than Cao Cao" standing next to me trying to convince me to keep my Dynasty Warriors portrayal. I've had enough acting like his 2nd wife Lady Guo!" Zhen Ji said.
"It doesn't matter, as long as you're still using the portrayal as I told you, we'll still continue to get pay by Koei," Cao Pi said.
"Stop it! It's money you always wanted! That's why you married me to spar Lady Liu and the rest of the Yuan family and govern the lands of Jizhou," Zhen Ji complained.
"Don't forget who saved your family from a disastrous debt…"Cao Pi glared then he walk towards the nearest wall joining the party he found quite complicating.
"My son…" Cao Cao muttered.
"My father…" Cao Pi stared.
"You didn't slander Cao Zhi, Zhang, but made Cao Xiong's life difficult as he committed suicide," Cao Cao sighed.
"It's a pity, Xiong was always weak and cowardly," Cao Pi mocked.
"Why the hell didn't you share power with Zhi?" Cao Cao asked.
"Oh, your favorite son is giving a post, but he's still moaning about his drunken habits that's why I defame him and try spreading those rumors of him having sexual relations with Zhen Ji," Cao Pi said.
"It never happened, I comfort him.." Zhen Ji frown.
"These Caos love to alienate and manipulate the media," Zhang He whispered to Gan Ning, Ling Tong, Lu Xun, Zhou Tai, and Wei Yan's ears.
Ma Chao just snickered, Lu Bu make a 'meh' sound as Zhang Fei plugging his ears. Zhao Yun is the only one paying attention to the Cao family the most as he always worry about Zhen Ji's personality problems.
"Cao Pi, if you hadn't declare yourself emperor you could have gain more good deeds to satisfy the people into your ascension," Cao Cao said.
"Why even bother that trash? I won the popularity contest by being voted from all your friends and some who dare not to jeopardize the standard rules of selecting an heir. The oldest is always the logical choice," Cao Pi boomed.
"Not always true…Pi-Pi," Cao Cao coughed.
"Argh, you want to just pick the smartest as heir. A lazy bum who is drunk!" Cao Pi said.
"Cao Zhang is a even bigger threat. He accomplish himself a war hero," Cao Cao praised.
"He wasn't born to study politics, that low life always like nothing more than live in the battlefield, that's how Lu Bu failed as a ruler," Cao Pi said.
"Hey, you dear doubt the mighty Lu Bu!" Lu Bu enraged.
"Oh man, not this again…" Zhang Fei shakes his head.
"Yeah, I do doubt the Cowardly Lu Bu, steal lands, betraying one after another, the list goes on," Cao Pi yawned and continue his biasness, "And almost none of you aren't worth important enough to be mentioned in history."
"Just wait till I get my hands on Cao Cao and his brat for ruining my historical bio…" Ma Chao muttered.
"Yeah yeah, what else did the "great" Cao Pi do that's worth mentioning?" Zhang Fei yawned.
"Other than promoting ceremonies and wasting so much resources on luxuries? He loss battles after battles, Guan Ling was a major loss that cost Zhang Liao's life," Zhen Ji rolleyed.
"I think my fire attack at Yi Ling had made him too powerful to become nothing more than a greedy guy we allied," Lu Xun sighed.
"Hey, that's life. What are you going to do about it? I own you and all of Wu to be victorious against Shu and now you just betray me with a spit on the face," Cao Pi said.
All of the Wu officers stare at him thinking about those words he said. Lu Meng wonders if it's a mistake to have attacking Guan Yu from behind and capture the rest of Jing for Sun Quan.
"I said this before and I'll say it again just like in Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms by Achilles Fang. DOES WU FEAR WEI!" Cao Pi said.
But, nobody answered.
"Ha! I thought so, Wei ist should be grateful I made Wei stronger than my father could have done it," Cao Pi proudly stated.
"You spoiled fool, I shouldn't have raised him, but nooo my wife Lady Bian wanted him to become the man he is, but Zhi is the smartest, Zhang had a different mom like Cao Ang's mother, oh what the hell happened to my future?" Cao Cao thought.
"What happened to Cao Chong?" Liu Bei asked.
"Chong was dead, died of illness at age 15, I don't fear him either. His sickness got the best of him from daring to challenge me for succession," Cao Pi replied.
"No..not Chong too…Guo Jia's favorite…" Cao Cao whimpered.
"I'm bored…" Sun Ce yawned. Da Qiao looked puzzled by the Cao family's values as she whispered to Sun Ce on the matter about the Surf Dude accent.
"Koei made Cao Pi too good," Guan Yu said.
"Way too good for someone who hardly did anything awesome than dethrone Liu Xie," Sima Yi said.
"Argh, why am I even here just to get bashed by you haters? Who wants your precious Han to last another 400 years when that worthless Liu Xie had no chance to preserve the peace between two other traitors Liu Bei and Sun Quan. The war continue to get longer, so it's essence to let the Han demolish with my power," Cao Pi said.
"I wasn't happy when he did that," Zhen Ji whispered to Diao Chan, Yue Ying, Shang Xiang and Xiao.
"Losing at Chi Bi made you Cao traitors impatient," Zhou Yu said.
"Hahahahahah!" they all laughed.
"Hmph, Chi Bi…" Cao Cao look away from the party.
"Chi Bi is just a minor battle which suffers failures from plagues and lack of provisions," Cao PI explained.
"That's what Jin historians want us to believe from the bios," Zhou Yu said.
"For someone who is supposedly arrogant like me," Cao Pi backed.
"I was never arrogant historically and Zhuge Liang and I don't have a grudge against each other," Zhou Yu said.
"Heh," Cao Pi smirked.
"I wish Kong Ming is here. How will I forgive him for the way I scolded him about putting Ma Su in command and giving me less troops to inspect Cao Zhen's forces…" Zhao Yun thought.
Doorbell chimed and Zhao Yun answers it.
"Sorry to be so late in the party. Was fixing something for our latest technology," Zhuge Liang said.
"I'm so glad you're here, better late than never," Zhao Yun grinned.
As Zhuge Liang walked to the living room, he scanned the people who are there. He stares at Wei Yan who is unmasked and speaking social. It never surprise Zhuge Liang and there's his archrivals in debates Sima Yi and Zhou Yu.
"Zhuge Liang, have you learn your lesson from Chen Cang?" Sima Yi brings up the moment in one of Zhuge Liang's most embarrassing failures of the 5 Northern Campaigns.
"…." Zhuge Liang remains silent by that consecutive failure.
"Haha, bravo! You tried to plunder the fort, but Hao Zhao outwitted you greatly," Sima Yi clapped his hands.
"I had to retreat," Zhuge Liang defended.
"A retreat is a defeat, admit it Sleeping Dragon," Sima Yi said.
"So Zhuge Liang does have his limits…" Zhou Yu gasped.
"Now, someone explain me why I'm suppose to wield a fan? I never used a fan in all my life, plus I don't look girly and wore…woman garments…" Sima Yi glare at Zhuge Liang over the joke.
"Maybe Koei likes Zhuge Liang better than you," Yue Ying said.
"Haha! Pro Zhuges," Sima Yi grinned.
"Sima Yi, you and your Jin loyalties from the time your family came into power had altered most of Shu-Han's history and make us look like a bunch of renegades and traitors to the Han," Zhuge Liang boomed.
"Hm? Blame Chen Shou, you executed his father and he felt in great pain trying carefully to express his opinions on the matter at hand. Still the bios are accurate," Sima Yi said.
"I'm neutral to the historical records, I mean, look what happened to the uncompleted ones," Zhao Yun said.
"Same here," Lu Meng said.
"Wu historians tried to make me look evil, I didn't start the war between Wu," Guan Yu rubbed his beard.
"Yeah, it was all Sun Quan's fault and his romanticizing oath to claim all of Jing, at first he thought of invading Liu Zhang in Lu Su's bio," Gan Ning said.
"It's true, I was there counseling with Sun Quan about invasion plans till Liu Bei went and took Yi," Zhou Yu said.
"Ha! Wu finally admits they betrayed Shu," Liu Bei said.
"Then, what's up with your change of attitude lately?" Lu Xun asked.
"You killed Guan Yu…" Liu Bei glared.
"Argh, not more of Shu vs Wu again…" Wei Yan shakes his head.
"It's Guan Yu's fault Mi Fang and Fushiren surrendered to us," Lu Meng said.
"They defect, disobeyed me, and robbed me. I only threaten them to try working harder if they dare to fail," Guan Yu explained.
"Meh, you let your arrogant get in the way of victory, Guan Yu," Cao Ren said.
"How many times do we have to go on and on explaining the whole story on my death?" Guan Yu sighed.
As the conversation turned into an all out flame war, Zhao Yun becomes sad and decided to resume playing Warriors of Fate on MAME. A lot of backlash has cursed the interest in Dynasty Warriors and Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Is the community dying because of the historical records we studied and the personalities that had altered most characters in the games?