Smashville High School!
Chapter 12: The Schools Secret…
Disclaimer: I Don't own SSBM and I don't own the pain you get from reading this.
Reviews: (Review is another word for Teeter… and don't you dare ask why)
Gold stars:
If you reviewed: 1
If you liked it: 2
If you know how to read: 3
If you know where Michael Jackson went to college: 4
If you still read me even though I suck: -5 because you're soooo totally out of it…
Remember the schedule: (and also remember… it's A/B schedule… so they go to half of the classes each day)
1 period Geometry
2 period Biology
3 period English
4 period Gym
5 period World Civ.
6 period Comp. Tech.
7 period AP Commercial Art 2 honors
8 Teacher's Assistant
This is the last update in this story! THAT MEANS I FINALLY HAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY NEW, BETTER STORY!
REEL BIG FISH! ICP! MAD CADDIES! BEDROOM PHILOSOPHER! ICP!
Everyone went to first period.
"Welcome to first period guys…" Crazy Hand said slowly. He soon burst into tears.
"What's wrong?" Popo asked.
"I'm sorry guys… It's just… this whole school year so far has been a lie!" Crazy Hand wailed while rolling around on his desk in sadness. Sadly, rolling on a desk covered in things such as pencils and staplers and nail guns has it's consequences. Crazy Hand impaled himself on a Geometry book by accident and died.
"WTF" Ness tried to pronounce from his grave but failed miserably. Even in death he was a failure…
"Whatever…" Fox said and everyone left for second period. There was no teacher for second period so they all left for third period.
"HI CLASS! I'M SORRY BUT THIS WHOLE TIME I'VE BEEN LYING TO YOU!" Sonic yelled to everyone. Soon after he jumped on one of those spring things that launches you up in Sonic's video games. The problem was that this school had a ceiling, so Sonic's bloody remains were splattered all over the ceiling dripping down onto the class.
"Eww! That's gross!" Fox yelled looking at the mess.
They all left for fourth period.
"I want you to do nine-million laps around the entire country of China!" Giga Bowser screamed pulling out a spiky leather whip.
"Finally, a teacher that is acting somewhat normal!" Popo said.
"I'm just kidding… there's an assembly today, everyone take a seat up on the stands!" Giga Bowser said with a goofy grin on his face.
"AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH! THE HORROR OF GIGA BOWSER HAVING A GOOFY GRIN! AHHHH!" Popo screamed and then started running in circles, he tripped and slapped his head into the corner of the stage that had been set up. He died of the West Nile Virus.
Everyone took a seat uncomfortably at the top right corner of the stands. The lights went out and one spotlight was on a podium on the stage. Suddenly Mr. Wire Frame came running up waving his hand to the screaming crowd. The only reason they were screaming was that Mr. Wire Frame was naked. Then they realized that he's always naked as he's only a bunch of wires and so they calmed down.
BORING ALERT!
Today… we are here… to tell you kids… that this whole school has been a lie…
END BORING ALERT!
Mr. Wire Frame stopped talking as he slapped his face into the podium to get everyone's attention… whom had all been busy mumbling extremely loudly, thus making it impossible to hear what Mr. Wire Frame was saying. The sickening crackle sound got everyone's attention. The problem is that Mr. Wire frame slapped his head into the podium harder than usual and fell over, dead.
"This is getting annoyingly repetitive" Falco said. He died of annoyingly repetitive disorder.
Wario had a heart attack and died.
Sandbag then wiggled his way up to the podium.
"Hello everyone! I think we've had wonderful experiences here. The only problem is we've been lying about this school the whole time!" Sandbag then noticed that he had a rip. All the filling in his body fell out. Sandbag died.
Giga Bowser walked onto the stage. His weight was too much and the stage collapsed, killing him.
"Why does it have to end like this?" Pit said looking dramatically into his own eyes. This caused an error in the central processing unit of the universe and Pit was soon deleted thanks to an error 404 message.
Doctor Mario took an Alka-Seltzer to get rid of the headache he was getting from all this death. Sadly, it was about 7 kilograms of sleeping pills that he had taken instead and he fell over, dead.
Master Hand solemnly floated onto the stage and looked at Fox.
"I'm sorry Fox… but the building you're in… is not really a school…" Master Hand said with a tremble in his middle finger.
"What is it then?" Fox asked.
"It was a strip club the whole time!" Master Hand screamed in sadness, then held a gun up to his head and fired. Sadly, as he didn't have a head, the bullet ended up hitting George W. Bush instead.
"NOOOOO!" said a cute and lovable FBI agent.
"That explains all those times…" Fox said, getting a flashback.
(Flashback)
A 35-year-old bald man with odd facial hair walked up to Jigglypuff and gave her a $20 bill.
"Jigs…" Jigglypuff said nervously, blushing.
(End flashback)
(Flashback 2)
Kirby took his shoes off and started walking around slowly giving odd looks of excitement to the camera
(End flashback 2)
(Flashback 3)
Peach was completely T rated
(End flashback 3)
"It all makes sense now…" Fox said. He then tried to escape the horrid strip club but was tackled by several old men and dragged into the closet. Fox died a miserable T rated death.
"I farted" Peppy said laughing.
"That was hilarious" Slippy said.
"And I'm hotter than a bag of avocadoes!" May said.
"Shut up!" Ash said, crying. "My Pikachu is dead!"
"You really need to get over that" May said.
Ash got into a car and was soon arrested for driving without influence.
"YOU DON'T KNOW! NOBODY KNOWS THE PAIN I GO THROUGH!" Ash screamed and then shot himself in the foot. Since this is where Ash's brain is normally stored Ash died.
"NOOOOO!" May screamed so loud her vocal chords popped and she died.
"I farted again" Peppy said.
"That's still so hilarious" Slippy said.
The Great Fox crashed and they died.
The Great Fox had crashed into the strip club so Master Hand died too.
Fanfiction deleted this story.
THE END
Wasn't that amazing?
I think so…
Read and Review and tell me this sucked cause it didn't and I actually liked this one…
This has been CNN news…
That's right… your whole life has been a lie…