Chapter 3 Firewhisky and Rum

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When they got back to the school it was 9 o'clock and all of the students were told that hey had to be in bed by 10 o'clock. Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hermione and Neville all stayed in the common room and talked about their day at the beach. At 10 o'clock Professor McGonagall came in and told all of the students that were still up that it was time for bed.

Ron walked Hermione to the bottom of the girl's staircase but then froze and didn't know what to say.

Hermione solved that problem by saying, "Thanks for asking me to spend the day with you; I had a really great time."

She hugged him, kissed him on the cheek, and then went up to bed.

That night Hermione had a great night sleep and dreamed about that day at the beach.

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Meanwhile in the boys dorm…

"Oh my god Harry I can't believe how much of a jerk I am! You should have heard the things that I said to Hermione."

"It can't have been that bad Ron, I mean honestly, what did you say to her?" asked Harry.

"Well first she said 'lets take our clothes off' and I stuttered and was like 'umm t-t-take our clothes off?' I thought that she was saying lets take all of our clothes off and get naked. So then she was like 'yea, you know, lets get into our bathing suits' and you know what I said Harry?" Ron stopped there and waited for Harry's response.

"What did you say Ron?" asked Harry sleepily.

"I said, 'yea, lets get naked!' oh my god, I can't believe that I said that to her, then to make things worse we went into the water, I mean that was ok, but I threw her into the water and her top came off! Her top came off Harry, her top!" he finished this all rather fast.

"Well it couldn't have been that bad, I mean she does have.." But Ron cut him off before he could finish, "I know she does Harry, you know why I know? Because I saw and it was so embarrassing! I mean it was a nice sight and all, but it was so embarrassing. Then I thought that things were going great during the fireworks, but my watch got caught in her hair! It was all so humiliating. And then to top it all off I was on my way up to bed when Dean told me that he liked Hermione!"

"But I saw her kiss you goodnight," said Harry hoping that it would cheer Ron up.

"Yea, but it was only on the cheek and she probably only did it cause she felt bad for me," said Ron with a disappointed look on his face, "I just wish that I could forget about it all, just for one night."

"Well.." began Harry but then decided that it would be best to stop.

"Well what?" asked Ron.

"Well," Harry continued as he pulled two bottles of firewhisky and a bottle of rum out from under his bed.

Ron nearly fell off his bed when he saw what Harry was holding. "Where did you get those mate, and why didn't you ever tell be that you had them?"

"Where I got them doesn't matter, and I never told you because then you would want to drink them all in one night. So I figured that I would wait until a night when you really needed it and a night that it didn't matter if we had hangovers the next morning. Tomorrow is Saturday so it doesn't matter, and you seem like you really need it." Harry said this all rather fast because Ron was trying to take the bottles from him.

"Alright here," Harry continued, "you take a bottle of firewhisky. Since there are two bottles we can each have our own and I've got two glasses, so we can split the rum."

Before Harry finished Ron was already chugging the bottle of firewhisky. Harry thought 'ahh what the heck, we don't need glasses, we can just pass the bottle of rum around.' And with that thought they were both tipsy in a matter of minutes and within the next ten minutes they were drunk.

Soon after that they were way beyond drunk to a point where they were completely wasted lying on the floor cracking up over the stupidest things.

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A/N: This was a shorter chapter and yes, I know that Harry and Ron would never really do this in the books, but that's why it's a fan fiction. Hope you all liked the chapter.