Chapter 8
Miroku's Prov
I watched as the cheerleader stood, glared before stating in a voice that could send shivers down any man...good thing I'm not just any man.
"You bring your penis anywhere near me and I'll string up to a ceiling fan using your pubs. Now excuse me I think you should go FUCK yourself." And WHAM! I was on the ground my hand over my sorely abused cheek.
"Who is this idiot?" Came the hanyou's voice, it was deep and...mysterious. Smiling I put on my best face,
"I'm Miroku...and you have to be the most sexiest man I have ever had the pleasure to be aquatinted with. Please let us go to the janitors closet and suck each other off. You know what they say about sperm, full of protein." I was hit for a second time in 5 minutes, expect this one was a punch to the eye and I ended up flat on my back.
"Well if you wanted me on my back so muchyou just really needed to ask." Huh, I guess third time always is the charm, at least the learned to stop hitting me in the face but then again now I have a stomach pain.
"Fucking asshole." The cheerleader snarled before starting to walk towards the building, her Goth friend following after her.
"Sango slow your ass down!" Hmmm...so her name was Sango eh? Interesting. I stood and headed
towards my motorcycle, plot after plot forming in my mind.
After getting on my motorcycle I managed to get home to see my mother had company...technically they were old women here to talk about Buddha. My mother was less than thrilled to see me to say the least because as soon as I walked in the door she was on my case.
"Miroku you better have a good reason as to why you're home so early when you should be in school!"
"Yes mother, yes I do." I smiled at her before continuing. "You see I was tracking this hot bitch and I plan to go upstairs and set up my bedroom because I plan to take her out, if she likes it or not. But right now I have to take a piss...actually, your plant looks like a good enough spot." Grinning I unzipped my pants and aimed for her plant ( don't ask me what kind of plant cause I wouldn't know.) When I finished I zipped up my zipper and smiled, gasps were heard from the Buddha women and my mother looked ready to faint.
"Miroku you are grounded young man!" She screamed, ready to blow a fuse. "GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW"
Walking up the stairs I went into my parents room and grabbed their wedding album, coming back down stairs I tossed it into the pot I had pissed in before walking out the door, miswell go back to school.
I mean I do have a cheerleader to seduce.
Jakotsu's Prov
You know what I hate? How Bank is so damn scared of what everyone will say about him once they know he likes me instead of those stupid girls. That's right he'd rather see my ass walk around in a mini skirt and not theirs but no he won't just come out with it. But the sad thing is that isn't even why I'm so pissed off, it's the fact that todays my birthday and he blew off our plans to go to a party with that skanky girl as his date, on my birthday! well I refuse to let him ruin my plans I am going out tonight and I am going to have fun.
Turning to the members of the Gay Pride club I grinned.
"Okay people! Tonight in celebration of my birthday we party! We're going to have some fun!" Cheers were everywhere and I was actually pretty excited about the party...if only Bank would be there though. The asshole.
Kagome's Prov
Huh the bell just rang..I guess it's time for class, okay so I have another period of history! Yes! Looking up at Inu I grabbed his hand and nearly bolted towards B pod, managing to make it to class on time I smiled at the teacher and sat down.
Looking over I realized Inu had his headphones on and was listening to his new cd player. Taking an earphone out of his ear I placed it into mine and was instantly thrown into the sound of Seether.
"I guess I like it when we play (The way you drag me down)
I guess I like it when you hate me (The way you drag me down)
'Cause I can't face myself in a mirror (I'm left alone with all my pain) And I disgrace myself in the mirror (I'm left alone with my shame) "
Putting the ear phone back into his ear I propped my elbow on desk and rested my head on my hand staring off into space.
"Good god InuYasha you seem to have affected her, both of you pay attention and InuYasha get those things out of your ears." I shook out of my daze at hearing the teacher's voice and reached to pull out Inu's headphones only to have him slap my hand away and accidently cut my hand with his claw, wincing I looked down at the cut, it was bleeding but not to bad. Taking my black bandana off of my belt ((my friend does that, don't ask. She'll tie a bandana around one of the belt loops in her pants lol I love it)) I wrapped it around my hand.
"That hurt, but hey you can't hear me anyway. Ugh I want to go home..." Sighing I sat there planning on dieing from sheer boredom.
InuYasha's Prov
I don't know what to do anymore, I feel so calm around her but...she deserves better than me, a lowly hanyou scum who no matter what can't seem to get over himself and enjoy living. She's the only thing I have that I cherish but I think I have to let her go, because I'm just going to end up hurting her worse in the long road. That's when I felt it, a sharp slap to the back of my skull. Looking down I saw Kagome glaring at me.
"Oi what the hell bitch!" I screamed, the rest of the class turned to look at me but they're all just dimwits anyway.
"You were putting yourself down so I put an end to that." Came her reply as she turned back to face the front of the classroom where the teacher stood looking pissed off beyond belief.
"Are you two done? Good." That was just creepy, how the hell did she know that?
'Because it's all you do.'came the voice from the back of his mind,
'Shut up'
The rest of the day went by uneventful and when I got home I was really not prepared for what I saw in front of me. There, in the middle of the kitchen table, the place were I EAT was my brother and Rin going at it like rabbits.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! GET OFF THE FUCKING TABLES YOU IDIOTS I EAT THERE AND I DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED OF MY BROTHER SHOOTING HIS SEED FROM HIS SMALL DESQUESTING PENIS ALL OVER THE FUCKING TABLE WHILE MISSING THE AIM FOR YOUR CUNT! EVERYTIME I GO TO EAT!" I threw my book bag down and fled the room, quickly I made my way into my bedroom and fell down onto my bed and tried to rid myself of those HORRIBLE mental pictures.
Author's Note: I think this maybe the longest chapter yet..maybe.
Bobalina: Teehee I never have been good at keeping up with the he said and she said stuff (blushes ) I'll try to fix that though lol. OH GOD PLEASE NOT THE AFRICANIZED BEES!Thanks for the review! HAVE A COOKIE!
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btw sorry for the spelling mistakes, it's 11:30 and I'm just a really, really shitty speller.