Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha and co. If I did I'd be making movies hahahahaha! Why yes Inu dear you HAVE to do a sex scene with Miroku. Okay you two ACTION!...that would be awsome.

Chapter 9

Sessho-maru's prov

"Open the door dearest brother dinner is ready. Rin and I took extra care preparing it tonight." I could hear him groan and try to blast out my voice with his HORRIBLE music taste...who the hell calls themselves Nickelback?

"OH! SESSY I LOVE THIS SONG!" Came the cheery, overly upbeat voice oh my dear girlfriend from behind me. I stand corrected, the best band in the world calls themselves Nickelback and I must set up an appointment with Chad for Rin's birthday.
I was getting annoyed by this time and I have a feeling I'm going to have to deal with a few phone calls complaining about the noise after this.

"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR NOW YOU WORTHLESS SCUM OF A BRAT OR I WILL SMASH DOWN THIS DOOR, DRAG YOU OUT BY YOUR EARS, WHERE I WILL PROCEED TO MAKE YOU GO DEAF AND CUT OUT THE TONGUE OUT OF YOUR VILE MOUTH"
Taking a deep breath I calmed myself and smoothed out my dress shirt. Behind me I could mentally see Rin sigh, I also could hear her mumble something along the lines of "It's going to be a long day."

"FUCK YOU SESSHO-MARU! YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME WELL THEN COME AND GET ME YOU OVERGROWN FLUFFY POODLE WANNABE!" Hmmm...It seems my brothers' comments are getting lamer by the day.

"Fine then you insufferable ass starve, I'll be delighted to eat your cup of ramen if it is of no importance to you." I heard a jump and a crash, haha I got him. I stepped back before he opened his door, well actually it was more like he ripped it open nearly pulling the damned thing off it's hinges. I watched as he walked into the kitchen, picked up the bowl of noodles and preceded towards his bedroom.
"Now, now brother. I think tonight it would be wise of you to join your dearest brother and his wonderful girlfriend."

"Well furball, I think it would be 'wise' of you to FUCK OFF!" and with that he was trapped inside his room again only this time blasting something much different than Nickelback.

"I'm waiting in my cold cell when the bell begins to chime Reflecting on my past life and it doesn't have much time Cos at 5 o'clock they take me to the Gallows Pole The sands of time for me are running low

When the priest comes to read me the last rites I take a look through the bars at the last sights Of a world that has gone very wrong for me

Can it be there's some sort of error Hard to stop the surmounting terror Is it really the end not some crazy dream Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming It's not so easy to stop from screaming But words escape me when I try to speak Tears they flow but why am I crying After all I am not afraid of dying Don't believe that there is never an end"

Sighing I knocked on his door and loudly over the screaming of that guy in that band, I shouted to my little half brother.

"THAT'S IT I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO THERAPY!" Smirking as I sat down beside my lovely lady I picked up my ramen and begun to eat, only to have the one thing I never thought possible happen to me.

"I can't believe you, do you even have a heart at all Sessho-maru? He's your brother and all you've been doing sense your father died is make him miserable! It's not his fault so lay off! No wonder he hates you! No wonder he tells his therapists he wishes it was you! He's only 17 for fucksakes-"

I cut her off her, I regret doing it now but I had to have her shut up. the back of my hand had smacked her across the face, I had just done the one thing I said I never do. I just hit Rin, my sweet little flower.

I didn't know I hit her until she was up against the counter, tears streaming down her face. I could tell a bruise was going to form. She said not one word to me but instead reached for her things and practically ran out the door.

Miroku's Prov

Standing on her doorstep, don't ask how I knew were she lived, I have my ways, okay so maybe I just beat the information out of a few football players and then a few ex boyfriends but hey I'm still a nice guy. I bet you can just see the evil grin as I reach up and ring her doorbell.
It was opened and a big burly man stood in front of me, I assumed he was Sango's father. I felt his eyes roam up and down my body, taking in my lean, sexy form and sadly I just couldn't stop myself.

"See something you like old man? Well anyway let me cut to the chase, I'm hear to see a sensual beuty that so happens to be your daughter, you know the one. She's about this high" I motioned with my hand her height, "Has a killer body, let me tell you I have never seen an ass like that. She's got considerably large breasts and I bet her pussy is to just DIE for. So where is the little sex kitten?" WHAM! I was on the ground, it looks like Sango hits just like her daddy. But no worries, I see the goddess coming down the stairs now.

Author Note: I'm going to leave it there, haha I have it all planned though on what Sango will do when she sees him. (Laughs evilly)

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