Chapter number 5! ...I have nothing else to say really...
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They say that when you change the past you also change the future.................
CHAPTER 5
Everyone at the Hinata Inn was sleeping very quietly...except for Motoko who just briefly discovered the whereabouts of Charles.
Motoko: "What...are...you...doing...here?" Motoko stutters.
Charles: "Well, uh...you see..." sweatdrop
Motoko: "And why are you so close to Kitsune?"
Charles: "Please...I have a good explanation for all this..."
Motoko: "You were sleeping with her...weren't you?"
Kitsune: mumbling in her sleep "Come closer Charles dear...oh! You naughty boy! Put that thing away!" dozes back off to sleep.
Motoko: pissed "I thought you were a decent man when you first came here...but you're just a perverted nerd who likes to get his freak on with drunk addicts..."
Charles: "Uh...I'm sorry?"
Motoko: "SORRY DOESNT CUT IT! YOU WILL DIE TODAY! YAAAAHHHHH!!!" Motoko unsheaths her sword, screaming like a psycho and chases Charles out of Kitsune's room.
Charles: "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
Motoko: "STAY STILL AND LET ME KILL YOU!"
Charles: "WHY THE HELL SHOULD I?!"
Motoko begins to chase Charles a couple of thousand laps around the Hinata Inn with pure anger and hate. Obviously as we all know, Charles has magic and could've easily stopped this...well it's like 6am in the morning and he had only...what? 4 hours of sleep?
Meanwhile at the Hinata cafe...
Haruka: "yawn, why did you come back so late? She was missing you so much and she's been kidnaped too!"
Seta: "Is she alright now?"
Haruka: "Of course...she's at the Inn sleeping her creepy birth-marked ass off"
Seta: "Well that seems to be good"
Haruka: "You're a man of many words aren't you?"
Seta: "Well...today I came here to see someone...is he here?"
Haruka: "I dunno...I'm not gonna be able to tell you if you don't tell me who it is FIRST!"
Seta: "Of course...I've heard from...a source, that someone lives here by the name of 'Charles'"
Haruka: "Oh, the idiot who claims to cast magic and causes hell for people? Yeah, that seems to be Charles"
Seta: "Then...I must kill him"
Haruka: "Stop acting like an ass, and just get over it...you'll never find the person who took your artifact"
Seta: "Fuck that! You don't even know how important it was too me!"
Haruka: "What the hell was so important with a piece of rock?"
Seta: "It was a rock of marr...uh...it was just important OK?"
Haruka: "I say you should just forget about your little fetish about rocks and do something more decent with your life"
Seta: "Oh speak for yourself! You never had an actual career in your life and you never even went to school! You're literally a dumbass!"
Haruka: "Oh yeah? Well at least I don't masturbate over a wet dream of dirt!"
Seta: "Ah, fuck you! I'm gonna kill that kid now!"
Haruka: "Slow down a bit...you need to know something first..."
Seta: "Yeah? What is it?"
Haruka: "Naru's sister, Mei is coming for Christmas tomorrow..."
Seta: "...and why should I know this?"
Haruka: "It's always about details huh? Well you see...since Mei was a little girl she claimed to have been seeing someone that we couldn't see ourselves"
Seta: "Hmm...sounds familiar..."
Haruka: "And you see...after the point where she stopped talking about her imaginary friend she became vigorously powerful..."
Seta: "Yeah...I remember now"
Haruka: "She beat up Naru, me, and even you too Seta, and both you and I know that a little priss like her couldn't have gotten so strong in such a short time"
Seta: "What are you trying to tell me?"
Haruka: "I'm trying to say, just stay low for a while and wait until what Mei does to Charles...maybe then will be your time to strike"
Seta: "What does Mei have to do with Charles?"
Haruka: "Oh, you'll see..."
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On the balcony, 1:34pm, Christmas Eve
Shinobu: singing "Hmm today is such a wonderful day to look back and reminisce about the good ol' times..." Shinobu looks around herself and sees Naru chasing Keitaro with a large knife in her hand, Motoko chasing Charles for their 1,789,458,440th lap around the Hinata Inn, Su blowing up things and setting the Inn on fire, Mutsumi bouncing herself around the Inn dying and ressurecting herself, Sarah throwing things at the birds flying by over the Inn, and Haruka getting high off of cigars "Wow I'm so glad I didn't move away!"
Kai: suddenly appears beside Shinobu "Hello there beautiful maiden"
Shinobu: "EEEKK!" Shinobu jumps up and down for 30min. until she calmed down "Wh...who are you?"
Kai: "My name is...Kai"
Shinobu: "Oh! Well glad to meet you Kai!" bows
Kai: "Same here...well anyways, I'm a traveling merchant and I need you for something..." Kai looks at Shinobu up and down "You seem to be a fine, young, woman yourself if I might say"
Shinobu: blushes "Why thank you...but I can't help strangers who suddenly appear out of nowhere"
Kai: "Don't worry little lady, I'm sure you'd love to come with me" grins "Just look in to my eyes" Kai''s eyes sparkle, but stereotypically, it puts Shinobu under a trance.
Shinobu: "Wow-Kai-you-are-so-beautiful" She says in a robotic voice
Kai: "Why thank you...you do flatter me so much!"
Shinobu: "Tee-hee-hee-what-is-it-that-you-want-with-me-master?"
Kai: "My objective is simple...I plan to gather as many young females as possible and then, with my ancient spell, I'll finally be able to cast it and become supreme...become powerful...and destroy this Earth for what it is not worth...but something still troubles me...that Charles guy...he must be out of the picture - heh, of course, I just had to tell that guy Seta all about him...so no worries, he'll get rid of him for me"
Shinobu: "Why-are-you-talking-to-yourself?"
Kai: "Shut up bitch! We must be off!" Kai grabs Shinobu under his arm, and literally flies off with her.
While nobody notices of Shinobu's disappearance, we join Motoko and Charles on their final lap around the Inn.
Charles: "huff...puff...why...are...you...still...chasing...me..."
Motoko: still high with energy "BECAUSE YOU SLEPT WITH KITSUNE!"
Charles: still running "And why does that piss you off so much?"
Motoko: "BECAUSE IT'S PERVERTED!"
Charles: "Look...she came on to ME"
Motoko: "THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER!"
Charles: "Ugh...this is getting nowhere..." Charles stops in his tracks and turns around to face Motoko.
Motoko: "Glad you decided to stop so soon...NOW I SHALL KILL YOU!" Motoko jumps high in the air coming to the ground wishing to cut Charles in two.
Charles jumps up to Motoko and kicks her sword out of the way, sending it flying 50 feet the other way and landing on the balcony Shinobu was once on..
Charles: lands "So? What else ya got?"
Motoko: "PLENTY!" Motoko charges up her fists to make them glow blood red. The density of the air around the two fighters becomes very heavy and hard to breathe in.
Charles, almost gasping for air, is caught off guard while Motoko rushes a hook to Charles' face sending him flying into the side of the Hinata Inn. Before Charles could even recover, Motoko sent a good punch to his face sending him flying further in to the Inn soon causing him to land in the hot spring.
Charles: Damn! Why is she always like this? I can't fight her in this condition.
Barely bruised Charles gets up from the water and prepares himself in a good position to defend Motoko's attack.
Charles: Guess I gotta fight fire with fire
Charles clasps his two palms together and thrusts them out in front of him to create a magical barrier around him. Motoko notices the barrier and attempts to punch straight through it, and just like she predicted, broke the barrier and smacked Charles in the face, sending him flying another 20 or so feet.
Charles: "Ugh!" Charles lands right in front of the lounge still without any major injuries "I'm using magic and it still doesn't work! How the hell am I gonna be able to fight that girl like this?"
Motoko enters the lounge, with a psychotic grin on her face.
Motoko: "Want more of this?" Motoko cracks her knuckles and throws multiple punches at Charles which royally bruise him and send him flying yet through another wall and landing back outside.
Charles: gets up "This is impossible! Without my strength my ass is being kicked!"
Motoko abruptly interrupts Charles' thinking and round-kicks him in the head so hard, it sent him flying back in to the lounge.
Charles: "Standing here wont do any help...I gotta run!" Charles begins to run outside in panic hoping to find some way of defeating Motoko and bringing her back to her original self. While wailing his arms in the air, he notices Motoko's sword sitting up top the balcony. Charles then jumps up to the surface and picks up her sword. "I don't know how good I am at using this...but please give me the strength!"
Motoko: arrived at the balcony "Hey! Give me back my sword!"
Charles: "Only when you stop being so flippin' mental!"
Motoko: "Hey if you don't like the way I am then you can just fuckin' leave!"
Charles: "No way! I thought you'd give me your respect! What the fuck is this?"
Motoko: "Hah! Respect? After seeing you sleep with Kitsune?"
Charles: "Oh come on! Do you actually believe that shit? You were the one who ditched us in trying to find the book...I was out with her all freaking night trying to find that fucking book and you didn't wanna fucking help out!"
Motoko: calms down "So...you...didn't...get it on?"
Charles: "NO! I DIDN'T!"
Motoko: "...oh..."
Charles: "..."
Motoko: "..."
Charles: "..."
Motoko: "...what?"
Charles: "A nice apology would be nice"
Motoko: "Uh...sorry?"
Charles: "SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT!" Charles leaps in to the air with Motoko's sword and thrusts all his magical energy into it. "I can feel the power reigning through my body! YES! IT FEELS GOOD!" Charles throws the sword at the frightened Motoko "SPLITTING WAVE: OVERDRIVE FORM!" The sword splits itself in to four pieces and fall all around Motoko. Suddenly, the sword begin to rise and rotate themselves around her. Before Motoko could even figure out what was gonna happen the swords threw an electric bolt of lighting directly at Motoko.
Motoko: "AAAAHHHH!!!!" The swords then turned themselves into pure energy and threw themselves at Motoko "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" With so much pain, Motoko collapsed and was knocked out.
Charles: flies down "That's...the end of that..."
Charles walked away from the unconscious and went back in to the Inn. He then found Naru and Haruka awfully pissed off about the holes in the walls.
Naru: "Did you do this?"
Charles: "Uh...no?"
Naru: "Looks like you're gonna have to fix it then!"
Charles: "But my magic has been depleted though!"
Naru: "Do you think I fucking care?"
Charles: "sigh...how does Keitaro deal with these people?"
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Christmas Eve 8:45pm
Later that night, (after Charles had fixed everything) everyone was in their formal Christmas decorating the house and having a party...well...they kinda have a party everyday so, it's no surprise. Everyone is in the lounge decorating the tree and such and mingling with each other...of course Motoko and Charles avoiding each other at the moment.
Charles: putting up decorations "Hey guys! Do any of you know where Keitaro and Naru are?"
Kitsune: drunk "Theeere in mah pants!"
Charles: oO "OK...do you know Motoko?"
Motoko: "FUCK YOU CHARLES!"
Charles: --;; "sigh...Haruka?"
Haruka: smoking "Don't know, don't care"
Charles: "DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THEY ARE?"
Sarah: "Umm...I...I...know where they are"
Charles: "Finally! Someone in this psychotic institution knows something!"
Sarah: "They went to pick up their forms from a practice test they took earlier for Tokyo University; I hope Naru gets a good mark!" smiles
Charles: "What about Keitaro?"
Sarah: "Screw him!"
Charles: I swear, the second I get out of this place I'm never coming back
Mutusmi: walks up to Charles "What's the matter Charles? "
Charles: "sigh, I just don't understand this place...I mean each and every one of you has some kind of mental disease or are just retarded...I mean look at you! You got boobs the size of bowling balls, and you've died like 30,000 times now!"
Mutsumi: "Teeheehee It is quite fun when you get used to it"
Charles: OO "OK That's it! I'm goin' to Su's room to play some F-Zero GX! Call me when you're sane!"
Before Charles was ready to depart, Naru and Keitaro burst through the front door with grim looks on their faces.
Charles: "KEITARO!"
Keitaro and Naru: "..."
Sarah: kicks Keitaro in the face "Heya Naru! So? How did you do?"
Keitaro: lying on the floor "Goddamit Sarah! Get your childish foot off of me an..."
Sarah: "Shut up dork!" Sarah kicks Keitaro in the face repeatedly
Naru: runs off in to the distance crying "I wish I never lived!!"
Keitaro: "Naru! Come back! You forgot your test result...sigh..."
Charles: shoves Sarah off of Keitaro "Well? How'd you do?"
Keitaro: "Well...ahem...I GOT 100 PERCENT MAN IM SO FREAKING HAPPY WOOOHOOOO!!!!" Keitaro starts doing cartwheels and bouncing off the walls.
Charles: "Hm? How did Naru do?"
Keitaro: "Oh Naru? She got 0 percent BUT WHO CARES?! I GOT A PERFECT BABY!!! AH YEAH!!!!!!!"
Motoko: stunned "bullshit........."
Keitaro: "Well people! I think I'm gonna turn in for the night, yeah! And if any of you wanna congratulate me on my ultimate success I'll just be in my room! See you ladies later...and Charles" Walks off
Charles: "Wow! Would you look at that? Naru studied her ass off and got a perfect zero whereas Keitaro never studied, and got a perfect! 'aint that wonderful everyone?"
Sarah: "That...that...that idiot who's head looks like a penis and is a disgrace to all males around the world gets a perfect on his score sheet?! Fuck this!" Sarah runs off crying
Motoko: "That perverted asshole of an ass gets a higher grade than Naru? What did he do, steal her answers?" Motoko stomps off to her room
Haruka: "Finally, I can prove to people that my nephew is actually SMART!"
Mutsumi: "" Yeah, she has nothing to say
Charles: "Holy shit guys, are you sexist against males or do you just hate Keitaro all together?"
Haruka: "You talk too much"
Charles: "sigh..." Charles steps outside in to the snow to take a little breather
Outside by the steps
Charles: "If only I were stronger..."
Su: magically pops out of nowhere "YO! HEYAS CHA CHA MAN!"
Charles: "It's Charles you hyperactive donkey...what do you want?"
Su: "LETS PLAY LETS PLAY LETS PLAY LETS PLAY!"
Su latches herself on to Charles
Charles: "Get the hell off of me!"
Su: "Strange man has strange personality! Strange man is fucked in the head!"
Charles: "Get off bitch!" Charles slams his back in to the Hinata Inn attempting to get Su off "What are you a leech?"
Su: "You got it!"
Charles: "Hmm...maybe I have been a little uptight lately...you know what Su? I challenge you to an F-ZERO GX race right now!"
Su: "YAY! I get to use Captain Falcon!"
Charles: "No way! He's my character!"
Su: "FINE! I'll just use beastman! I always win with him!"
Charles: "What's so good about him anyways?"
Su: "IT cold out in snow! Let's go back inside and PLAY!"
Charles: "Heh, you got it!" Charles gives the thumbs up to Su just as he steps inside the Inn, but here's a strange voice behind him
???: "Yo! Is this the Hinata Inn?"
Charles: turns around "Uh...yeah, this is...why?"
???: "Cool stuff! Hey, uh...is my sister here?"
Charles: "Who's your sister?"
???: "Naru Narusegawa"
Charles: "Oh yeah, she's here...you can find her on the second floor...she's in the crying room so you'll be able to find it easily"
???: "Alright thanks!"
The mysterious girl begins to walk forward but is promptly stopped by Charles.
Charles: "Do I know you from somewhere?"
???: "I dunno..."
Charles: "You voice...sounds so...familiar..."
???: "And what if it does?"
Charles: "You..."
???: "So you finally remembered huh?"
Charles: "You're Ronald McDonald aren't you? GODAMMIT when I WANTED a happy meal I WANTED a happy meal, I don't wanna be ripped off of $10 of the wrong order! I knew I would find you some day you son of a bitch!"
???: oO "Uh..."
Charles: "Yeah you BETTER give me a discount!"
???: --;; "I'm not Ronald McDonald"
Charles: "What? But you smell so greasy and you look kinda pudgy...and that make-up on you makes you look so much like him...like a clown"
???: "Are you out of your fucking mind? I'm Mei you dumbshit! And don't you ever tell me I look like that fucking clown!"
Charles: "Oh OK then...sorry I got you mixed up with someone else"
Mei: "Huh? Aren't you angry? Aren't you pissed off? Aren't you gonna get revenge?"
Charles: "Nah, that's in the past now"
Mei: "but...but...I thought that..."
Charles: "Of course...I would've forgiven you if you weren't a snobby little BITCH THAT RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE!!!!" Charles begins to glow deep red
Su: "OWOWOWOWOW HOT HOT HOT!" Su jumps off of Charles while his body temperature begins to dramatically rise
Mei: "Huh...so...it's not like you can defeat me or anything...I deliberately came here tonight because I knew you'd be here...I wanted to tease you just for a little longer like the sissy you are!"
Charles: "FUCK YOU!" Charles energy bursts out in to shots flying in random directions, and setting things on fire "BITCH! YOU, ME, TOKYO U, NOW!"
Mei: "Huh...fine" Mei taunts Charles as she sprouts wings from her back "I'll see you there darling" Mei winks at Charles and flies towards Tokyo U at the speed of sound
Charles: "I'll get you for this..."
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At Tokyo U
Mei: "About time you got here...took you a whole 10 seconds...why, it only took my .000005!" Mei giggles as she twirls herself around in a gallant motion
Charles: "Stop acting bitch, you'll die here today and now"
Mei: "Oh? And how are you gonna stop me? With that tiny little barrier of yours? Why it's just as small as something else I know..."
Charles: "Yeah! Your chest! It's like a freaking ironing board!"
Mei: "...what? say that again"
Charles: "Sure thing! YOU'RE A FREAK!"
Mei: "That's not what you said you fucker!"
Charles: "What was that? I'm sorry...I didn't hear you...I'm deaf to ugly people"
Mei: "You son of a bitch..."
Charles: "Yes...yes you are"
Mei: "DAMN! ENOUGH OF THIS! IT IS YOU WHO SHALL DIE HERE TONIGHT"
Charles: "WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!"
END OF CHAPTER