Chapter Nine: Llama Love Chocolates

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I Am Not Crazy

Hermione:

"Harry!" I exclaimed out loud, proud for finally figuring it out finally but at the same time, feeling guilty I had forgotten about someone so close to me. "He must be in here somewhere," I mumbled to myself. I hadn't seen Harry while on the chase to get Neville but then again, my full attention had been on Neville and not the rest of the store so it might have been possible I missed him.

I set off exploring every inch of the store. It was near Valentine's Day and because certain companies love to overdo it so much, pretty much the whole store was covered in red. After about a half hour of looking, I found Harry in candy section of the store. I do not know why I didn't realize it sooner. Harry and Ron are always eating. As soon as he saw me, he started to run at me. "Harry!" I called out. I was happy to see him. Now we could finally go home. He was running towards me faster now with his arms out and had a very funny expression on his face. I thought he wanted to give me a hug and so I reached out my arms at him too. Coming closer he put his lips together, looking like he was ready for a big smooch and I knew what he was about to do. But I was too late to duck out of it. He got to me, lips and all. Our lips met and he continued to cover me in tiny little kisses. "Hermione I'm so happy to see you my love!" he started to say.

"What?" I asked, very confused. "Harry what the hell are you talking about?"

"I thought I was stuck back in the muggle world. All I could think about was you Hermione. Oh I so missed you. Come to me my love!" and he started in on me again. However, this time I was ready for him and managed to back out of it before he started to swarm me with kisses yet again. I saw a bag of candy in his hand. I thought I might have an idea of what was going on.

"Harry, what did you do when you first found you were in Wal-Mart?"

"Well let's see. First I saw Neville and we were trying to find a way out."

He moved closer. I took a step back.

"And then Neville saw some animal cage and lost me. So I got hungry."

He got closer. I moved back.

"So I got hungry and decided what better to eat then Valentine candy?" he kept walking closer to me while I walked backwards, getting close to the wall. I stopped and took the bag from him. On it was a heart, and I knew by the name of the candy, Mr. Crouch had put it there. Llama's Love Attack.

I could see in small print on the bottom it read:

Need that special someone to fall in love with you? Need your lover to get rid of their current love and be your valentine instead of someone else's? Llama's Love Attackis proven to make the love of your life fall head over heels for you with just one piece of our chocolate. First person seen or thought of after eating candy will be loved forever. It can be a picture of a person, person, or object. Warning: Effect of candy due to wear off within 4 hours. High amounts of chocolate may result in long periods of affection.

"Oh no," I groaned. "Harry how much of this chocolate did you eat?"

"Just about the whole thing," he replied. "Each piece made me think of you more and more." I looked in the bag. He was right. It was only about a quarter full still. Harry moved towards me and got me up against the wall. I was stuck. I felt something in my pocket and realized I still had the BMGGBTQM and quickly took it out.

"Harry I have a present for you!" I said.

"A present! From my love! Oh Hermione! I cannot wait to see what you have gotten me. Anything from you is a joy. What is it? What is it!"

"You really want it?" I asked.

"Oh yes of course!" he giggled.

"Okay, here it is. Close your eyes."

"Ooh Hermione I never knew you were like this."

Neither did I Harry. Neither did I." He closed his eyes.

I held up the Big-Mega-Giant-Get-Back-There-Quick-Machine, laughing quietly to myself at Harry, lips puckered, ready for a kiss. I stuck the Big-Mega-Giant-Get-Back-There-Quick-Machine right up to his lips and "ZAP!" he went back to the classroom and so did the Big-Mega-Giant-Get-Back-There-Quick-Machine. I sat down to think about what had just happened when Ginny walked through the "Welcome!" doors at Wal-Mart.