CHAPTER 6
Charles: "I will get back what I have lost many years ago!" Begins glowing deep red
Mei: "Hey, I thought you were supposed to grant me wishes dumbass! Or what? Were you going back on your word?"
Charles: "You gotta be out of your mind! It's like wishing to have my head on a platter - it's just insane and wrong!"
Mei: "Well whatever, I have what I want now, and I couldn't be happier" smiles and sprouts wings
Charles: "Holy shit..." gazes at Mei in awe
Mei: giggles "You like it? Well...show me what YOU got"
Charles: "DAMN YOU!!!" Charles sprouts wings through his back as well and glowing blood red
Mei: "Ooohh...fantastic!"
Charles: "SHUT UP BITCH!" Charles snares at Mei with fangs in his mouth "YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL POINT AND LAUGH!"
Mei: "Oh come on...like you could touch me"
Charles: "I WILL!" Charles flies up in to the air and rushes towards Mei, only to be knocked back 20 feet "UGH!"
Mei: "What? Weren't you gonna do something to me?" Not even phased Mei stands on the ground smiling like an idiot
Charles: "The fuck..."
Mei: "Come on...FIGHT ME! Is this all you have left in you?"
Charles: "You cracker-ass BITCH! YOU TOOK MY POWER!"
Mei: "Oh? Did I?"
Charles: "Stop messing with me!"
Mei: "yawn...are you finished shouting?"
Charles: "GRRRRR" Charles gets up and rushes towards Mei and gets knocked back another 20 feet "AUGH! DAMMIT!"
Mei: "You gonna fight me or what?"
Charles: "LIKE HELL I WILL!" Charles gets up one final time and takes a different approach.
Mei: "Hm? What's he got planned?"
Charles flies towards Mei readying a punch. As Mei perceives his attack, she attempts to knock him back again when suddenly he disappears.
Mei: "What the hell?"
Mei looks around herself and can't see Charles anywhere.
Mei: "Where did you go you little fucker?" No response "You wanna hide all you life and not even face me? Come on...what have you been doing all these years? Jacking off?" Mei suddenly picks up a sound traveling at high speed.
Charles re-appears behind Mei still with his punch ready. As soon as Mei turns around to see he's there she takes a nice swift blow in the face and flies all the way in to the concrete wall of Tokyo U.
Mei: "AAAAHHHH!"
Charles: settles down "Not bad huh?"
Mei: spits out blood "Not bad for an asswipe"
Charles: "Huh, so what if you're super fast? You haven't even bruised me yet...just a few scratches here and there"
Mei: "How? I don't understand!"
Charles: "Over the years, I've been training myself in the magical arts...all you have taken from me is my PHYSICAL power, which means I can concentrate my magical energy to make my attacks stronger"
Mei: "You have realized with your physical strength I can also master magic as well"
Charles: "...yes"
Mei: gets out of the wall "I don't care if you're stealthy or shit...I can still beat you...you just caught me off guard"
Charles: "So you're ready to fight?"
Mei: "I was always ready" Mei steps in to the snow and begins to concentrate her magical energy in the palm of her hand to form a rapier-like sword.
Charles: "How did you...?!"
Mei: "Enough talk!" Mei runs at lightning speed towards Charles and rapidly stabs him with her sword multiple times
Charles: "AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Charles is ever more being pushed back by the tremendous force
Mei: "Take this!" Mei lunges into Charles with her sword knocking the wind out of wind and forcing him to collapse on to his hands and knees "Heh! That's right! Bow before me!"
Charles: "I'll never..."
Mei: kicks Charles in the face "I SAID BOW!"
Charles: "N...never..."
Mei: kicks Charles so hard in the gut that it sends him flying straight upward
Charles: lands on the ground "ugh..."
Mei: "Now I'll kill you..."
Charles: "Why...why..."
Mei: "You were getting in my way too much...I knew I'd find you someday and I knew you'd try and kill me first...if you were out of the picture, I'd never have to worry about you ever again"
Charles: "Why...why...you..." spits out his blood and tears off his shirt revealing abundant bruises and cuts "gasp...I'll...kill...you...instead..." Charles stands up "This is now or never...OVERDRIVE FORM!!!" Charles begins radiating intense power, and begins to glow such an intense red, you'd need sunglasses just to look at it "BITCH!"
Mei: "What's this?"
Charles: sprouts two extra wings through his back "NOW IT IS TIME!" Charles begins to float in the air while his muscles began to increase in size "FOR YOU..." Upon his massive energy wave he forms a sword kinda like Nightmare's sword from Soul Caliber "...TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mei: "shit..."
At the speed of Mach2, Charles rushes towards Mei and strikes her with his sword over 1,000 times. Before Mei could collapse from the attack, Charles picks her up and flies straight upward in to the air about 2,000metres above the ground and power bombs her. Within the crater, Charles flies out of it and sends over a thousand plasma shots from each of his fingers and targets Mei with precise aim which hits her and creates a massive explosion.
Charles: "gasp...that...should...do...it..." Charles then returns to his normal form losing all of his power from his overdrive.
Silence.
Charles: "Did...I...win...?"
Silence.
Charles: peers in to the crater "huh?! WHERE IS SHE?!"
Mei: appears behind Charles "Right here..."
Charles: "HUH?! HOW THE...FUCK?!"
Mei: "What? Were you aiming for me?"
Charles: "I WAS!!! BUT HOW...I..."
Mei: "You need to learn when to calm down"
Charles: "WHAT?!"
Mei: "While I was just minding my own business, you were attacking a clone I made just for you to play with"
Charles: "!!!"
Mei: "That's right...clones don't last very long, that's why your doll isn't there anymore"
Charles: "NO...no...no..."
Mei: "Seriously man, that power was just amazing...I mean...not even I could do THAT"
Charles: "..."
Mei: "But someday somehow you'll never get the chance to defeat me...look...your physical strength is gone so it's all dependant on your magic...when your magic is gone you're nothing"
Charles: "..."
Mei: "Come back to me when you want to fight for real" Mei wips out her energy-rapier and strikes Charles with it a couple thousand times until he collapsed in the snow "Really...you are not worth my time...I might as well kill you now! I HOPE FOR A REMATCH IN THE AFTERLIFE FOOL!" Mei raises her sword in the air ready to strike at Charles' head
???: "Stop!"
Mei: "Huh?" Seta comes out of nowhere and confronts Mei
Seta: "...he's had enough"
Mei: "But...but..."
Seta: "Shut up! We'll just leave him here until her recovers"
Mei: "Hey! I thought you wanted him dead...Haruka told me so!"
Seta: "...nah...I've changed my on Mei, lets go"
Mei: "sigh...fine..."
Mei and Seta walk away from the wreckage in to the deep and dark cold night of Christmas' Eve, leaving Charles face down in the snow barely alive.
Charles: "I...I lost..."
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Christmas day 2:43am, Hinata Inn
In Keitaro's room
Keitaro: mumbling in his sleep "...woah Naru! Yes I would like to have countless rounds of sex with you...Shinobu? Yeah, you're a bit young, but you can still shake that thing...snore..."
Kitsune: enters his room "Yo Keitaro!"
Keitaro: snore
Kitsune: "KEITARO!!"
Keitaro: wakes up "huh? wha...what? who's there? Ah hey Kitsune! Did you come for the sex too?"
Kitsune: oO "What?"
Keitaro: "Ah, nevermind...so, why are you here, OH MY GOD!!!" Keitaro's eyes bulges to see what Kitsune was wearing.
Kitsune stood before Keitaro in a nice purple dress that covered her body. Her skirt was a bit short but it wasn't that revealing. She was wearing red lipstick and diamond earrings and purple high heels as well. Oh yeah, she also had her eyes open, which I personally think, makes her look better.
Keitaro: gets a nosebleed "Uh...why, why are you dressed like that?"
Kitsune: blushes "Well...I was wondering if you'd like to go out for something to eat?"
Keitaro: "What? OK" checks his clock "IT'S FUCKIN 2 IN THE MORNING!"
Kitsune: "I know, but this way nobody will follow us"
Keitaro: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Kitsune: "You know...Motoko, Su, Naru, Mutusmi?"
Keitaro: "Uh...nope"
Kitsune: "Aw, come on, please? I know a great place that's open right now!"
Keitaro: "You're kidding...there's a restaruaunt open at 2am in the morning? What is it, McDonald's?"
Kitsune: "NO! It's a nice Japanese restaraunt/bar kinda place"
Keitaro: "A bar? That explains the 24 hour thing..."
Kitsune: "Just get ready and lets go!"
Keitaro: "sigh...fine"
Keitaro gets his clothes on in about 2 hours because of his deprived sleep. He then meets Kitsune at the front door a bit pissed off.
Keitaro: "Yo! What do you think?"
Kitsune: "What do you mean by that? You kept me waiting for like 2 hours!"
Keitaro: "Look...next time you wanna go out and eat...let's do it in the afternoon"
Keitaro and Kitsune then head out in the dark night traveling the streets in the snow while it's snowing as well. Finally within minutes, the two arrive at the restaraunt. With no surprise, there's no one there except one waiter, the barkeep, and another individual whom they can't identify.
Kitsune: "Well here's our table!" smiles
Keitaro: "OK"
Kitsune: "..."
Keitaro: "What?"
Kitsune: "Nevermind"
Keitaro: "..."
The two sit down and decide upon what to order.
Kitsune: "Hmm...this western food looks kinda tempting, but I think I'll stick with some sushi and tempura, what about you?"
Keitaro: "A burger with fries"
Kitsune: "What? You can't be serious!"
Keitaro: "What's the big deal? I want to order what I want to order!"
Kitsune: "How about some Japanese food?"
Keitaro: "OK...I'll have a JAPANESE burger with JAPANESE fries"
Kitsune: "Come on! How about some sushi?"
Keitaro: "NO! Raw fish just doesn't taste right in the morning at this time"
Kitsune: "Then what does taste right?"
Keitaro: "Shinobu's cooking and a burger with fries"
Kitsune: "Fine, fine....then how about some wine to drink?"
Keitaro: "How about some sake?"
Kitsune: "What?! That stuffs powerful!"
Keitaro: "And your point being...?"
Kitsune: "Come on...why don't we share a bottle of wine together?"
Keitaro: "Look...I'm half awake...I'm still dreaming of gang banging Naru with Mutsumi, I'm seeing some weird colors right now, and I can barely see you with my eyes half way open"
Kitsune: "How does ordering sake gonna make it better?"
Keitaro: "When did I say it would?"
Kitsune: "sigh..."
The food then comes shortly after and Keitaro and Kitsune happily enjoys their meal.
Keitaro: stuffing everything in his face "YUMMY!"
Kitsune: oO
After the food is done, the waiter comes by and cleans up the plates.
Keitaro: "Well this was a great night...uh...morning I spent with you Kitsune, we should do it again sometime" begins to get up and walk away
Kitsune: "Hey wait! What about the bill?"
Keitaro: "Oh yeah...what about it?"
Kitsune: "You wanna pay half?"
Keitaro: reaches in his pockets "Sorry...I don't have anything"
Kitsune: "..............."
After they...uh...after Kitsune pays the entire bill, Keitaro begins to walk Kitsune home...well...they kinda both live there so...
Kitsune: "I had a fun time with you this morning" blushes
Keitaro: "Oh yeah? That's cool!" gives a thumps up
Kitsune: "Umm...do you wanna go to the park and watch the sunrise?"
Keitaro: "But it's too cold out here!" begins to whine "I wanna go home! I wanna sleep!"
Kitsune: "Umm...while you were resting I was in the kitchen making this chocolate cake for you for Christmas" gives him the cake which she pulled out of nowhere
Keitaro: "Hey thanks!" eats the entire cake "YUM!"
Kitsune: "I'm glad you like it" smiles
Keitaro: "Liked what?"
Keitaro and Kitsune finally arrive at home
Keitaro: "Well, I had a fun time and yeah, whatever" Keitaro flies through his bedroom wall and lands on his futon and falls asleep
Kitsune: "sigh...it never seems to go right around here" Kitsune walks off to her room
Just after Kitsune and Keitaro had headed off to their separate rooms, Charles makes his entrance and stumbles his was to Naru's room.
Charles: "...I was close...but yet so far..." Charles finds his futon and falls asleep on it
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Christmas Day, 12:50pm
We find the entire Hinata crew in the lounge wearing their Santa outfits and around the Christmas tree singing about random things.
Sarah: "I WANT MY PRESENT!!!!!" Sarah lunges at Keitaro and knocks him over
Keitaro: "Don't worry Sarah! I got yours RIGHT HERE!" Keitaro pulls a wrapped gift out of his pocket and gives it to Sarah
Sarah: "ALRIGHT!" unwraps her present "SWEETNESS JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED! A super-deluxe laser pointer that can actually do lethal damage!! Thanks Keitaro! You're not a bad guy after all!" hugs Keitaro
Keitaro: "No problem" smiles
Motoko: "Here's a temporary gift from me, not as to say that it shows any value to any form of relationship, I hope you'll accept this token of my appreciation..."
Keitaro: "Stop bullshitting! I know you like me as a friend but you're too much of a wuss to admit it!"
Motoko: "Do you want to die in your sleep?"
Keitaro: "Just give me the goddamn present" Motoko hands Keitaro his gift and he unwraps it "Oh...wow...just what I wanted...a coupon for Chuck's school supply store...THANKS...I guess..."
Motoko: "Alright, where the fuck is my present?!"
Keitaro: "Just slow down! I got it here!" Hands Motoko the present
Motoko: unwraps it "OH...MY...GOD!!!!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT! ITS MASAMUNE THE ULTIMATE SWORD!!! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THIS SHIT?!"
Keitaro: "I bought it off of some guy for a thousand bucks"
Motoko: "And...ITS REAL! It's not like those cheap plastic swords that you find at those fake stores that attempt to sell you crap that LOOKS like a sword...this is the real thing!" kisses Keitaro on the forehead "THANKS KEITARO!" smiles
Keitaro: "No problem!"
Motoko: "Now It'll be 100 times easier for me to kill you" smiles
Keitaro: "..."
Through other gift-giving, Haruka got 200 cigars, Seta (who showed up out of nowhere) got a DDR machine, Mutsumi got lingerie and 10 pounds of watermelon, Kitsune got a grand piano, Naru got a memberships card for anger management classes, Su got a Nintendo DS, and no one seemed to notice that Shinobu was gone.
Everyone except Keitaro and Charles: "THANK YOU KEITARO!!!"
Keitaro: "Hey no problem guys! Oh! Charles! I got something for you as well!"
Charles: "..."
Keitaro: "Here you go!"
Charles: unwraps his present "...hmm...a digital camera"
Keitaro: "Yeah man! So when you go back to your planet you can show all your friends everything you've done here!"
Charles: smiles "Thanks man"
Keitaro: "No problem!" gives thumbs up
Su: "ME WANT EAT NOW!"
Motoko: "Already?"
Haruka: "Let's party till we get drunk!"
Everyone: "YEAH!!!!"
So the whole gang decides to trip, flip, and dance the whole day away, while wasting their lives through beer and alchohol.
Mei: suddenly shows up "Hey everyone!"
Naru: "MEI! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING TAKE SO FUCKING LONG?!"
Mei: OO
Charles: drunk "Heeeey Mei! You wannnna parrrty? Thereeee's a wiiilllddd party IN MAH PANTS!"
Mei: "Charles?! What are you doing here?"
Motoko: also drunk "Heehee...you silly little girl...he lives here yknow......"
Mei: "The hell?"
Seta: yup, he's drunk "Hey Mei...you ever seen an Asian guy naked?"
Mei: OO "GOD NO! NOT HERE! NOT HERE!"
Haruka's in the corner making out with a pillow.
Mei: "Uh...."
Mutsumi: you got it! she's drunk as well "Teeheeheeheeheehee" dies and resurrects herself "Hey wow! When did my hooters become big balloooooons!" Mutsumi begins touching herself
Mei: "Maybe I shouldn't have come today...hey wait a second..."
Mei begins to point and count out the people at the party.
Mei: "Hmm...there's Su, Haruka, Seta, Naru, Keitaro, Mutsumi, Sarah, Charles, Kitsune, Haruka, Tama-chan, and...hey...where's Shinobu?"
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