Chapter Eleven: Hello Insanity, Goodbye Mr. Crouch
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I Am Not Crazy
Hermione:
Parvati was hanging by the ceiling by her shirt, and looked as if someone had stuck her there, looking absolutely petrified. Neville looked as if his hair had been glued with rainbow goo to the blackboard. He was pitifully trying to get himself unstuck as a leprechaun was still trying to force him to actually eat the goo. It looked as if Crabbe's butt had been glued to a chair in the room and it looked as if the goo on his chair was very, very hot as he was screaming and shouting something about water. Professor Meyers was hiding under his desk. He must have stayed behind through this whole adventure. I for one had completely forgotten about him.
Ron, Goyle, and Luna were all hovered in a corner with three leprechauns closing in on them. Malfoy was attempting to try to fight the leprechaun that was chasing himm around the room and Lee was putting in an effort to open the door that was locked shut with goo. Harry, as soon as he had seen me, had instantly crowded me and was telling me just how amazing I was. I stared around the room in shock as this all went on. No one noticed or said anything to me. Moments later Ginny popped through the wall I had come through minutes before and gave the room an expression of pure horror.
"To hell with llamas!" Lee shouted as he was unable to get the door open and instantly Mr. Crouch appeared.
"What did you say?" Mr. Crouch uttered.
"To hell with llamas. This is ridiculous!" Lee bellowed back.
Mr. Crouch was exceedingly angry. He grew redder and redder by the second and he started turning into something that resembled a balloon. He got bigger and bigger till he was half the size of the room. By the time he was this large, the room had fallen quiet and all eyes were on him. Abruptly, he exploded and out of him came mutant ducks and fliers covered in pictures of llamas. The leprechauns dropped what they were doing and started screaming. You see, mutant ducks are leprechauns' only fears. The door got blown open from the explosion and Mr. Crouch was gone. The mutant ducks were seen chasing the leprechauns down the hallway and off the school grounds.
Everything and everyone went back to normal pretty much after that. Ginny and I were the only ones however who seem to remember our great adventure. I do not know why no one else remembers. For once, I am unable to come up with a conclusion as to why it turned out in this strange, abnormal way.
So that's what happened. Yes that is it. You see it really did happen! No, no one else remembers it but Ginny but it all comes together perfectly and we now know how to get rid of leprechauns if they ever do attack again! I don't think we'll have to worry about Mr. Crouch ever again so I don't see why the situation is dangerous at all. That is why I don't see the reason why I am now stuck in this room, with all white walls and no way out. I'm all by myself and the healers in this facility think I've lost it. I've tried escaping. Obviously by running into the walls in order to convert myself to another world but nothing so far has worked.
Will someone please let me out?