IT'S BEEN A WHILE BUT HERE'S MY 9TH CHAPTER!

From the beginning, Keitaro had wished upon a star hoping to get his life set in the right direction. His wish was soon granted and a being from another planet came to grant all of his life's wishes…this man was named Charles. However since the past is now beginning to change, so shall the future. Shinobu has been captured by a villain who goes by the name of Kai Hue. The entire Hinata crew are now on their way to rescue poor Shinobu in Okinawa. One night Charles happened to pass by Shirai, Haitani, and Kentaro - Keitaro's best buddies. They partied one night and got acquainted with each other, however Charles had to move on and pursue Shinobu…

Somewhere in Okinawa

Kai: "I wonder what's taking those idiots so long to get here?"

Shinobu: To herself "Great…just what I needed…the entire Hinata crew coming here to save my life…I might as well have been depending on a piece of shit to save my life instead…"

Kai: "Yo! Blue-haired chick! What the fuck are you mumbling about?"

Shinobu: "Nothing…"

Kai: "Good! I hate chicks who talk too much…they're so damn annoying!"

Shinobu: "Why are doing this anyways? Why do you have all these girls here drugged and dressed like whores?"

Kai: "First…it's because I need them to perform my spell…second, their parents obviously don't know how to look good"

Shinobu: "And what is this spell you're trying to perform?"

Kai: "Well as you may know, Charles and I have been acquainted with each other"

Shinobu: "Actually, I never knew that"

Kai: "Shut the fuck up! Anyways…Charles has amazing magic powers…he gets his wizard's staff in about another week…if he manages to get his staff he has the chance at evaporating me by just a mere stare! If Charles manages to come here before he gets his staff, I'd have to face him one-on-one to a battle to a near death! That's because if he's dead, then his magic staff would no longer exist…with this spell I am able to gain control of his staff, but if he's still alive and full with energy then he can take it back with very little force…"

Shinobu: "You sure have been planning this out for a very long time haven't you?"

Kai: "You sure aren't so fucked up as I thought you were!"

Shinobu: "Hey! What's that supposed to mean?"

Kai: "Oh come on, let's face it…you cry SO FUCKIN MUCH OVER EVERYTHING and you make a big deal outta EVERYTHING and just about EVERYTHING is against you in some form or way…I mean, why didn't you move out with your parents huh?"

Shinobu: "How did you know about my parents?"

Kai: "Interesting you asked…"

Shinobu: "…?"

Back at Motel 6 in the middle of somewhere

Keitaro: "Yo Naru! You coming for breakfast or what?"

Naru: "Shut up! Can't I get fuckin' dressed!"

Keitaro: "NO!"

Naru: "And why the fuck not?"

Keitaro: "Because you suck! Anyways, I'm going ahead of you…see you there"

Keitaro runs out into the hallway and bumps into Charles.

Keitaro: "Hey man! What's up? How'd you sleep?"

Charles: "I didn't sleep much….actually I saw a couple of your friends and we went clubbing"

Keitaro: "Shirai and they? Yeah, they do that all the time man"

Charles: "So you've been as well?"

Keitaro: "Yup! 200 times this month! They sure got a lot of money don't they?"

Charles: "…I guess you could say that"

Keitaro: "But that don't matter anymore! I got you instead!" smiles

Su pops out of nowhere and kicks Keitaro in the ass.

Su: "HEY CHA CHA MAN!"

Keitaro: groaning in pain "Fuck you!"

Charles: "Stop calling me that, crazy bitch!"

Su: "CHA CHA MAN EAT BREAKFASTING!"

Charles: "That's where I'm going…why?"

Su: "I ATE EVERYTHING LAST NIGHT WHILE YOU PEEPS SLEEPING! XD"

Charles: OO "WHAT!"

Su: "I LIKE TO EAT!"

Charles: "NO SHIT!"

Anyways…everyone met each other at the buffet and Keitaro simply wishes for everyone to have food at their tables and for Su to have her own private McDonalds in the back.

Motoko: sits down by Charles "Good morning!" smiles

Charles: "Hey Motoko! You look good today" gives thumbs up

Motoko: blushes "Why thank you"

Keitaro: sits at the table with Charles "Wow Charles…ever since you came, Motoko's been acting more like a human! Now all you gotta do is make her act like a girl!"

Charles: "I think she already is don't you think?"

Keitaro: eating his food "Nah…she's been like that one time before…she miserably failed at doing so because her testosterone couldn't take any more of it"

Charles: "Geez…everyone here has a problem don't they?"

Kitsune: sits down by Keitaro "You could say that I guess…except for Keitaro…and me…everyone here is practically a fucking turd"

Motoko: "What the fuck was that bitch!" glares at Kitsune

Charles: "Please…calm down"

Motoko: flushes "Y…yes Charles"

Keitaro: "You have total control now man…you should take advantage of it too" sips his drink

Charles: "I'd feel bad for doing it though…I mean…you know…"

Keitaro: "No, I don't!"

Kitsune: "Keitaro…do you want to sit with me in the van today? We can sleep together there too"

Keitaro: "Uh…don't you think that's a bit queer?"

Kitsune: "Why do you say that?"

Keitaro: "That's just…gay…I mean…sleeping sucks, especially with someone who's blind!"

Kitsune: "Umm…so…you don't want to?"

Keitaro: "I'd rather sleep by myself!"

Kitsune: sigh "Guess I'll try again later…"

Charles: "Dude…you know she likes you right?"

Keitaro: "Who likes me?"

Charles: "The fuckin' drunk you retard!"

Keitaro: "The who?"

Charles: "Mitsune! Mitsune Konno dammit!"

Keitaro: "Uh…I still don't get you"

Charles: OO "What the fuck don't you get?"

Keitaro: "What you're trying to tell me…duh!"

Charles: forces Keitaro's face to Kitsune's direction and places it on hers "You see this chick!"

Keitaro: "Yeah?"

Charles: "Do you know her name?"

Keitaro: "She's Kitsune…Mistune Konno"

Charles: "And you know she's staring at you back right!"

Keitaro: "Yeah?"

Charles: "And you do know she likes you right?"

Keitaro: "Who likes me?"

Charles: OO "Fuck this! Motoko! Let's get going now! I want the fuck outta here! Yo Seta! I'm revving up the van!"

Seta: shouting from across the room "Sure thing man!"

Motoko and Charles head to the van and rev it up. A few moments later, the rest of the gang pile in the van and gets ready to drive off.

Charles: "Yo Kanako! Pass me the map will ya?"

Kanako: "Why can't you just let me drive?"

Charles: "Because…driving on the highway's fun"

Kanako: "Exactly why I have to drive!"

Seta: "Besides, you don't even know where you're going…only she knows"

Charles: "Awwwww! Alright…" Charles and Kanako switches seats in the car

Kanako: "Thank you!" smiles "Alright! Everyone, are you ready to ROCK!"

Everyone: "YEAH!"

Kanako: "Then, let's get busy with it" Kanako turns on the ignition and pounds on the gas sending fly straight into the side of the building

Keitaro: "Dumbass! You're supposed to REVERSE! Jesus!"

Kanako: "Uh…oops" Kanako reverses out of the building wall an sets herself straight onto the highway THEN pounds on the gas

Everyone: "WEEEEEEEE! XD"

Sarah: "Are we there yet?"

Kanako: "No"

Sarah: "Are we there yet?"

Kanako: "No"

Sarah: "Are we there yet?"

Kanako: "No"

Sarah: "Are we there yet?"

Kanako: "NO!"

Sarah: "ARE WE THERE YET!"

Kanako: "LISTEN BITCH! WANT ME TO JAM MY FIST DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!"

Sarah: "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU FUCKING TRY!" fingers her

Naru: "Kanako! The wheel! The wheel!"

Without noticing Kanako wasn't paying attention on the road and runs into a car sideways, but since the car is obviously INDESTRUCTIBLE the van flips into the air, does a 360 and drops back down onto the highway still going at high speed.

Kanako: "Well…that wasn't too hard"

Naru: "You almost got us killed whore!"

Kanako: "Yeah, well I didn't! If you want me to kill you, then that could be arranged"

Mutsumi: "Teehee! You two are so funny!" Mutsumi dies in her seat and resurrects herself

Charles: "Fuck! How many times has she done that?"

Haruka: "About one million" begins to smoke

Charles: "Hey Haruka…how long have you been smoking for?"

Haruka: "Since I was 2 years old…why?"

Charles: oO "You're pretty fucked up, you know that?"

Haruka: "'aint we all?"

Charles: "AMEN TO THAT!"

Su: "I WANT MUSIQUE!"

Kanako: "No! Last time you wanted some music, you almost blew up the car with your squeaky voice"

Su: "SINGING FUN!"

Sarah: "I PISSED MYSELF! THANKS A LOT FUCKER!" begins to cry at a tremendous high pitch

Keitaro: "Oh my GOD! Could someone please shut her up!"

Naru: "Why the fuck don't YOU shut up!"

Keitaro: "What the fuck did I do?"

Naru: "You came in to existence! That's what you did!"

Kitsune: bitch slaps Naru "Shut up bitch! Don't talk to Keitaro that way!"

Naru: "And why the fuck not!"

Kitsune: "Because he's never done anything to you! How could you treat him this way?"

Naru: "I don't know really…there's something inside me, like a sudden urge to kick his ass…"

Keitaro: "Geez…that makes me feel A LOT better"

Naru: "Shut up ass-monkey!"

Haruka: lights up a cigarette "One day when I get the fuck outta here…"

Seta: "Don't worry so much…we can kill them all once we get done what's supposed to be done"

Mutsumi: "Oh yeah! Teehee! Why are we all here again?" dies on the spot

Kanako: "Uh…well…Shinobu got captured and now Charles is gonna kick Kai's ass…not like he actually NEEDED anyone else to be here, but I guess that's how it ended up"

Mutsumi: resurrects herself "Oh, my! What excitement! Do you think Mr. Hue would have some watermelons at his home? I'm pretty thirsty you know!"

Charles: "Goddammit woman! There's water in the back!"

Mutsumi: "But watermelons quench my thirst! Teeheeheeheehee!"

Charles: oO "That is the most fucked up giggle I've EVER heard in my entire life!"

Kanako: "Hey Mustumi…how did you know Kai's last name?"

Mutsumi: "Teeheeheeheeeeeeeeee! He's my step-brother silly!" dies on the spot again

Everyone: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

Naru: slaps Mutsumi "Wake up bitch! How come we never knew this! Do you know where he lives! Mutsumi! Dammit! Wake up bitch!"

Charles: "Umm…Naru?"

Naru: kicks Mutsumi in the crotch "Wake up woman! FUCK WAKE THE FUCK UP!"

Charles: "You DO realize that Kanako knows the way as well right?"

Naru: "…uh…yeah…I knew that! Shut up! Go away!" hides in a corner

Charles: "One day I will kill you woman and…"

: "So nice to see you here so soon!"

A mysterious voice was heard within the van that was still being driven at high speed on the highway. Everyone was stunned and shuddered at the cold dark voice that echoed through their minds.

: "My, my, my…you're going to try and kill Kai eh? You DO realize that he's luring you there just so he could get your magical stick, eh Charles?"

Charles: "What! How did he know about that…my magical stick!"

Naru: "Eww…I didn't know Kai was into guys…"

Charles: "Not THAT magical stick!"

: "Hahahaha! But that doesn't matter…Kai wants you dead or alive…either way, he IS going to cast a spell to get your magic staff…"

Charles: "Then what if I don't go there huh?"

: "HAHAH! You'd honestly think you'd let him KEEP dear old Shinobu captive? She IS the one you're after correct? And what about all the other 99 young females he's keeping hold of?"

Charles: Dammit! He's right…

: "Never mind…what's most important is knowing my name…'tis Robert Ghai…and I am here to not stop you from reaching Kai's household…but try and kill you on the way"

Suddenly, everyone begins hearing a helicopter hover above the ground. The sounds of the wind blasting through the air got more intense and heavier as it got closer to the van.

Robert: "Come out and fight Charles! Or else I'm gonna have to kill you all!" Robert reveals himself from the helicopter and pulls out a grenade from his pocket and tosses it towards the van.

Naru: "KANAKO DRIVE!"

Kanako: "I'm on it!" Kanako plunges her feet into the gas pedal and just barely dodges the grenade that exploded upon impact of the road.

Robert: "I've got plenty more of those where that came from man! I'm not afraid to use them neither!"

Charles: "Then bring it on Robert I'll kill you! I wont let you stop me!"

Mei: "Tough luck Charles" Mei jumps out through the van's window and sprouts wings and attempts to keep up with the van and the helicopter. "I'll be your opponent today!"

Robert: "What can a flat-chested bitch like YOU do?"

Mei: "STOP CALLING ME FLAT!" A tremendous burst of energy went flying out of Mei's body and collided with everything in its way except the van and the chopper.

Robert: "HA! Your magic is PATHETIC bitch! I hardly felt that!" Robert through a couple hundred more grenades but all missed Mei and landed on the highway which, as always, barely dodged the van.

Charles: "You fucker! You may have physical strength but your magic is as weak as your sex-appeal! Get your ass down here and let ME handle it!"

Mei: "Shut up penis! This is MY fight!"

Charles: "Fine! See if I care! Let Mr. Ghai rape you up the ass while you're at it too!"

Robert: "How touching…" throws a couple more hundred grenades which almost hit Mei as they flew by "HA! I knew it…just as your friend predicted your magic is pathetic…how long do you intend to fly like that?"

Mei: "Oh yeah? Well take this!" Mei point her finger at Robert and fires a straight shot of compressed energy straight for his face.

Robert: "Can't argue with that" Robert catches the energy in his hand and crushes it. "Stop trying so hard" Throws another hundred grenades at Mei, however she was able to barely dodge all of them.

Mei: "huff…puff…you…can't…stop me…"

Robert: "Oh yeah? Well you can suck my balls!" Robert throws one final grenade at Mei and directly hits her, causing her to lose all her power and fall to the ground.

Charles: "SHIT!" Charles grows his wings and catches Mei before getting wiped out. "Fuck you man!" Throws Mei back into the van "I shall kill you and make this road your grave!"

Motoko: "Charles!"

Charles: "…give me your sword!"

Motoko: "WHAT!"

Charles: "Give me your damn sword!"

Naru: "Listen ho! If he wants your damn sword just give it to 'im!"

Keitaro: "And here I thought you were against him"

Naru: "If you haven't noticed DUMBASS there's a psychotic guy in a helicopter throwing GRENADES at us! Charles is our ONLY chance in SURVIVING! AAAHHH!"

Keitaro: 00' "Holy fuck Naru…calm down!"

Naru: "LIKE FUCKING HELL I"LL FUCKING CALM DOWN!"

Mutsumi: wakes up "I think I know…" takes a needle out of her pocket and injects Naru with the fluid inside of it.

Naru: "LIKE HELL I'LL CALM DOWN…Like hell I'm gonna…listen to your…dumbass…opinion…and, uh…fu..cked…ugh…" Naru collapses and falls asleep in her chair.

Keitaro: "God bless you Mutsumi" hugs Mutsumi and kisses her on the cheek

Mutsumi: "Anytime! Teehee!" dies again

Keitaro: "For some reason I think it's the needle that's doing it to Mutsumi…"

Charles: "Motoko! You gonna gimme your damn sword or not! I have a good plan!"

Motoko: "…………alright Charles! But only for you!" Motoko pokes her head out the window and tosses her sword to Charles.

Charles: grasps Motoko's sword "Thanks!"

Robert: "Oh my! What's THAT gonna do huh?" Pulls out a rocket launcher from his pocket and points it at Charles. "AHAHAHAHA! I have ALL the heavy artillery right here" fires a missile to Charles, but he easily dodges it.

Charles: "That was a pathetic shot! Why don't you fight me like a man! I know you have magic in you!"

Robert: "Maybe it's 'cause I don't feel like it!"

Charles: "Then I'll come to you then!"

Charles powers up Motoko's sword and rushes towards Robert. Robert fires yet another missile towards Charles but yet again also dodges it with relative ease.

Charles: "You're mine! Lighting strike!" An electric current ran through the sword and a bolt of lightning went straight towards the helicopter.

Robert: "THINK AGAIN!" Again, Robert catches the energy in his hand and makes it disappear with relative ease.

Charles: "Think you're so smart eh? Lightning Strike!"

Robert: "Child's play!" Robert catches the energy yet again and crushes it

Charles: "Come on! How much longer can you keep this up? Lightning Strike!"

Robert: "You fool!" Robert sends an electric wave of his own towards the lightning coming from Charles' blade. The two electrical energies collided with each other, however, Robert's attack was negated by Charles'. "What!"

Charles: "HA! Who's the dumbass now?" Charles disappears and reappears within the helicopter and stands behind Robert point the sword at his neck. "I've already taken care of your pilot…now you're gonna die here too.

Robert: "heh…this things' computer automated too you know…I don't need a damn pilot"

Charles: "Whatever man…" Charles attempts to teleport back outside but is prevented to do so

Robert: "You lost all your magic haven't you? There's a barrier within this plane…and I can control it…"

Charles: "Feh! Whatever man" Charles pushes Robert aside and jumps on to the road where he is miraculously caught by Seta who had his arms stretched out of the window. "Well…that's that"

Seta: "Umm…but you didn't do anything"

Charles: "I wasted his ammunition, I wasted his energy, I took out his pilot, and I stuck Motoko's sword in his so-called "auto-pilot""

Seta: "Which means…"

The van and the helicopter continued to travel at high speed when an overpass came up out of nowhere and blocked the helicopter from going any further.

Charles: "He's fucked"

The helicopter slams straight into the overpass and makes a massive show of explosions on the highway as did the grenades.

Kanako: "Wow…impressive Charles"

Charles: "Shut up bitch, and keep driving!"

Kanako: "You got it Mack daddy!"

Sarah: "How much longer! I NEED TO TAKE A DUMP!"

Kanako: "We're almost there Sarah…almost there…"

END OF CHAPTER