-1This is chapter the 11th! So…you think you can handle it? Huh? Can you! HUH! Well, why don't you R&R and show me you can!
Everyone appears to be heading on their way to Kai's not-so-secret hideout to go and claim his ass. But what else is going to happen? What is Kai's ultimate plan? What will happen to Charles and everyone else? Well…read on.
In the limo
Naru: "Damn! This is good shit! FUCK!" sipping some vodka
Keitaro: "Holy crap! Why'd you ask for 10 bottles of that stuff!"
Naru: "Because he fuckin' offered it!" starts to drink some more
Kitsune: "Hey Keitaro…"
Keitaro: "Yeah? What?"
Kitsune: "Um…I have a personal question to ask you…"
Keitaro: "Well obviously…I mean, if you're the one asking it, then it's obviously a personal question! Dumbass!"
Kitsune: "…anyways…how do you feel about Naru?"
Keitaro: "She's cool"
Kitsune: "How do you feel about Motoko?"
Keitaro: "She's cool"
Kitsune: "…how do you feel about Seta?"
Keitaro: "She's cool"
Kitsune: "sigh…I knew it…not even paying attention to me…"
Keitaro: "She's cool"
Charles: ARGH! Dammit! I'm getting' so nervous…I gotta fight Kai…gotta get my power back…and…what about Motoko? All these things to deal with!
Motoko: "Is anything wrong Charles?"
Charles: "No! Well, yes! I mean…well, I…"
Mei: "So Charles…what's gonna happen once we get there?"
Charles: "…er…well I'm gonna kick Kai's ass of course"
Mei: "What about Shinobu?"
Charles: "Yeah? What about her?"
Mei: "And all the others?"
Charles: "I don't know about them…I'm not even sure how to get them all back really"
Motoko: "So you still don't know why he needs those girls?"
Charles: "No idea…but I know it has to do with my staff"
Keitaro: "Oh yeah! That! Don't you get it like…soon?"
Charles: "Well, yeah, but…I wonder if Kai's trying to take it away from me"
Motoko: "Don't worry, we'll be here to back you up"
Kanako: "Why the hell should we? He's on his own!"
Naru: drunk "That's fuggin write! I shood not help out charLeS at alllll becuz hez a dumazz!"
Mutsumi: "Teeheeheeheehee"
Keitaro: "What the hell's so funny?"
Mutsumi: "This is fun!"
Su: "I LIKE FUN! FUN IS FUN! I LIKE TO EAT! DANCING IS FUN!"
Sarah: "Holy crap! Is she on steroids or something?"
Keitaro: "Don't even talk about that…you know how close she came to dominating the world…"
Sarah: "Oh yeah…"
Random Guy: "Well guys…we're here…"
Charles: "Already! That was damn fast"
The random guy stops the limo and allows everyone to get out.
Random Guy: "Here it is, Mr. Kai's establishment and home"
The random guy points out a house about four stories tall with large windows and a large door. The house is surrounded by trees and a brick path leading the way to the home with a water fountain in the middle.
Charles: "Alright…thanks man…"
Random Guy: "Wait just a minute…"
Charles: "Huh?"
Motoko: starts pushing her way through "Move it or lose it! I'm gonna kick his ass!"
Random Guy: "I think NOT!" The random guy picks up Motoko with his hand and throws her to the ground.
Motoko: "Ugh!"
Charles: "What the fuck was that!"
Random Guy: "I know very well that Mr. Ghai has spoken to you Charles"
Charles: "What?"
Random Guy: "Kai has informed me, and has entrusted me to make sure that you wont pass me"
Charles: "So…he does want my wand…"
Random Guy: "You cannot avoid the inevitable Charles!"
Charles: "I can kick your ass though! What the hell can you do?"
Random Guy: pulls out a piece of paper with some writing on it "This spell…allows me to trap any one I choose for a duration of three hours, more than enough time for Kai to receive your wand"
Charles: "I suppose you're using it on me?"
Random Guy: "Right…I SUMMON THEE!" The Random Guy holds up the piece of paper and allows a shining aurora to burst out of it. The aurora surrounds Charles and captivates him, disabling any movement from him.
Keitaro: "Hah! I wish for Charles to be released!"
Random Guy: "You fucker! He's practically PARALYZED! He can't do a fuckin' thing!"
Kitsune: "Don't talk to him that way!"
Random Guy: "Hmm…" staples the paper to a near-by tree "You…have a marvelous figure…might you share a fight with me?"
Kitsune: "HUH?"
Mei: "No fucking way! Kitsune! Let me fight!"
Kitsune: "I don't wanna fight anyways!"
Random Guy: "Hahahahahah! You guys are so pathetic!"
Mei: "Burst!" Mei points her finger at the random guy and shoots a burst of energy from it. The Random guy snickers and simply raises a purple barrier to block the shot and absorb it.
Random Guy: "Heh…not so weak now, am I?"
Mei: "THE FUCK!"
Motoko: gets up "I challenge thou!"
Random Guy: "You have no sword to fight me!"
Motoko: "I don't need one…"
Random Guy: "Oh really?" a gust of wind sprouts from behind the Random Guy and is fixated on Motoko.
Motoko: plants her feet into the ground "You…can't…do…this…"
Random Guy: "Oh, but I can" the wind becomes so strong, the it lifts up the ground Motoko was standing on and pushes her into a tree, causing her to be knocked out.
Keitaro: "Shit…"
Naru: "wha the fuggin fuck just happen?"
Keitaro: "Just…shut up Naru"
Sarah: "Papa! Go kick his ass!"
Seta: "Hmm…"
Sarah: "What's wrong? I thought you said you were the mack daddy of one-on-one?"
Haruka: "We can't handle anyone that controls a magical sense…sure we excel greatly in physical battle, but not in magical, so it is wise that we backed away"
Keitaro: "You gotta be kidding!"
Haruka: "Shut up bitch! You're useless!"
Keitaro: "Well so are YOU!"
Kitsune: "Mind telling us who the fuck you are instead of calling yourself the Random Guy?"
Random Guy: "I…have no name…I was simply given the alias #02"
Kitsune: "#02?"
02: "That's right…I am not human…I am an android"
Keitaro: "Hey, have you ever seen Dragon Ball Z? I mean, it's just like that and…"
Haruka: "Shut up bitch! Don't go off topic!"
Kitsune: "Who's #01?"
02: "Ghai…"
Mei: "I thought…"
02: "You killed him? Nah…he is my older brother…he is greater than I"
Mei: "But…Charles…"
02: "I do admit that Charles does stand a good chance against Ghai, and Kai…that is why he must be kept apart from him"
Mutsumi: "Oh my! Teehee!"
02: "Well…time to take you down one…bye…one…" Cracks his knuckles and his neck. "Who shall be first?" Looks at Su and rushes towards her.
Su: "BOUNCING IS FUN! SWIMMING IS A WORD! I LIKE TO---BWAAHH!" Su gets struck by a right hook by 02, sending her into the side of the limo, knocking her out as well.
02: "Next?" Turns his attention to Mutsumi
Mutsumi: "Uh-oh! Teehee!" 02 punches Mutsumi in the stomach, releasing a big gasp of air and collapses to the ground.
Kitsune: "Guys! Can't anyone do ANYTHING!"
Kanako: "Shut up dumbfuck! I'm trying to think!"
Kitsune: "Can't you THINK fast!"
Kanako: "Hey! I know you're in love with my brother! You want me to march my ass over to him and get it on like there's no tomorrow?"
Kitsune: "Why the fuck would I want that?"
Kanako: "Exactly…SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Keitaro: oblivious "Huh? What? Who loves who now?"
Naru: "weeeee! I like to sing in the dayhlite!" still drunk apparently
Seta: "So…"
Haruka: "Yeah?"
Seta: "So, uh…how's the weather?"
Haruka: "It's alright" Haruka watches 02 launch his knee into Kitsune's face, causing her to blackout.
Seta: "Uh…"
Haruka: "Yes?"
Seta: "Wanna…you know…I mean…the limo isn't occupied right now…"
Haruka: "Well…" Haruka watches 02 take out Keitaro as well. "Sure!" Haruka and Seta set off to the limo to have hot steamy sex…in the meantime Kanako is still trying to devise a plan as to how to defeat 02.
Mei: "KANAKO!"
Kanako: "Shit! This is so complicated! I don't know what to do!"
Sarah: "Has everyone forgotten that I was here!" pisses her pants while screaming "Holy shit Kanako! You're the dumbest dumbfuck I've ever seen! Why don't Mei just aim one of those plasma shots to that piece of paper with the spell on it! Wouldn't it release Charles!"
Kanako: "…right…I knew that…"
Mei: "Well…here goes nothing!" Mei points her finger at the paper that's been bound to the tree.
02: "I know what you're doing!" Fires a plasma shot at Mei and directly hits her in the head. Mei collapses and release the shot of plasma and misses entirely of the target. "HAHAHA! You think I'm that stupid! Especially with this brat screaming at the top of her lungs!"
Sarah: "Fuck you!"
Kanako: "This 'aint good…"
Naru: stumbles over to the tree with the paper on it "wahts dis paperh! I needtah wipe mah ass wit it! No one mindz huh?"
Kanako: She must've gotten past while 02 was distracted… "Sure! Go ahead!"
02: "HOW! How did you get past me!"
Naru: "how did wah? U tak 2 loudz!" rips the paper from the tree and tears it up "now lootit what uve done! I needed that!" collapses due to being drunk.
02: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sarah: "You're done for suckah!"
02: "Shit…"
Charles: gets released from his captivation "About time…now…let's finish this…"
02: "Hmph! Gimme your best shot!"
Charles: "Whatever you say…" Charles folds his hands together and manages to materialize a rapier from his spiritual energy. "'aint this a beauty?" picks up the sword and rushes towards 02.
02: "Heh…" 02 crosses his arms and attempts to block Charles
Charles: raises his sword "Time to die!" Charles uses his magical aura to release 02's blockade and manages to repeatedly stab him. "Once more!" the rapier begins to glow - Charles thrusts the sword through 02's chest and watches him fall.
02: "This…is wonderful…" the android explodes and causes a small fire around the area.
Sarah: "CHARLES!" Sarah runs up to Charles and hugs him "I'm glad you're safe now!"
Charles: "So I guess everyone else got wasted?"
Kanako: "Just about, yeah"
Charles: "And I suppose Seta and Haruka are getting it on in the limo?"
Kanako: "Pretty much, yeah"
Charles: "We don't have time to wait for the others…shall we go inside and find Kai?"
Kanako: "When did you say you get you wand?"
Charles: "Well…since I got here, I said about a month…so, in about 2 hours and a bit"
Kanako: "Well…I guess we should head on in now"
Charles: "Yes…Sarah…you must stay here…Kai tried to capture you before, and I don't wanna risk it this time"
Sarah: smiles "Okey dokey!"
Charles: "Well Kanako?"
Kanako: "Lets"
Charles and Kanako head towards the mansion where Kai awaited them. Everyone else were laid across the entrance, still out cold. Seta and Haruka step out of the limo and notice that nobody was around anymore.
Seta: "Hey! We miss something?"
Haruka: "Not really…"
Seta: "So…wanna do it again?"
Haruka: "Sure" Seta and Haruka go back in the limo to go for the second round.
Inside the Mansion…
Charles: "Holy fuck, this place is HUGE!"
Kanako: "No kidding…"
Charles and Kanako look around the mansion and see a really big staircase in front of them lathered in gold and silver. There were hundreds of open doorways that seemed to lead to nowhere. The floor was made of shining marble; enough shine to see their own faces in it. Above them was a glass chandelier that was omitting a dim light.
Charles: "So…where is everyone?"
Kanako: "Why you asking me for?"
Kai: "Ah…so I see you have arrived" Kai starts descending down the stairs wearing a big black cape a stroking a white fat cat in his arms.
Charles: "Kai! Where the fuck is Shinobu?"
Kai: "Oh! So you have come for her? Hahahaha…she is safe and sound, under my care…"
Charles: "Bullshit!"
Kai: "Kanako…my dear, you have come"
Kanako: "…"
Charles: "K-Kanako?"
Kanako steps towards Charles and injects him with a needle she hid in her pocket.
Charles: "FUCK! WHAT IS THIS SHIT! KANAKO!"
Kanako: "Forgive me…" Kanako squeezes the last drop of the needle into Charles and drops it on the ground.
Kai: "Hahahaha…good work Kanako, you have served me well"
Charles: "Shit! You were a fucking spy? How could you! You bitch!"
Kai: "Oh, so you didn't notice? Her sudden arrival? How she knew the direction to my home? Ah, Charles…you surprise me sometimes…"
Fat cat: "Meow!"
Charles: "What…did…you…do…?"
Kai: "Oh Charles, you shall soon feel very weak…but in the meantime I shall entertain you…" snaps his fingers.
Charles notices the lighting in the room gets very bright and sees a shadow of a figure move from his right. As the shadow got smaller, the figure formed to be Shinobu!
Charles: "Shinobu! You're safe!"
Kai: "Heh, she sure is…Shinobu…kick his ass!"
Shinobu: possessed "With-pleasure-master-Kai" Shinobu lunges towards Charles with a punch.
Charles easily dodges Shinobu's lunge with a high jump in the air, almost touching the ceiling.
Charles: "Kai! Shinobu doesn't even know how to fight! You expect her to defeat me?"
Kai: "No, Charles, I expect you to die"
Shinobu jumps up in the air to grab Charles's leg and pulls him down to the ground, smashing his face in on the marble floor. Shinobu then shoved her elbow in Charles's downed head.
Kai: claps "Very well done, my dear…now all I have to do is wait for Charles's staff to come…"
Kanako: "Now Charles, please! I have done the deed, now give me back my costumes this instant!"
Kai: "Hahaha…you are so fucking stupid! I cannot believe you would do everything I'd say just because I took some silly little piece of fabric?"
Kanako: "You…give them back…NOW!"
Kai: "Bitch! Shut up!" slaps Kanako from across the room "I've already burned them all, every little piece"
Kanako: "WHAT! YOU…YOU…YOU DIDN'T!"
Kai: "Heheheh…soon, I shall have full control, and nobody can stop me…"
Kanako: "ARGH!" Kanako rushes Kai with a punch, but Kai calmly catches it in his hand, grabs Kanako by the arm and swings her to the other side of the room.
Kai: "What? You think YOU can actually stop ME? Feh…very amusing indeed" Kai goes back to his chair with the fat cat, "Only a few more minutes, before Charles's staff becomes mine…"
Charles: "Sh…Shinobu…please…"
Kai: "Still alive eh? Well good! When I get your staff, I'll be glad to kill you myself!"
Charles: "Shinobu…please…believe…in yourself…"
Shinobu: "Fuck-you" smashes Charles's head again.
Charles: "Gah! Fuck it!" only seconds before he gets it…I'm done for…
Kai: "Whoops! Time's up! HAHAHA! There! Here it comes!"
A radiating light shines throughout the room, filling it with warmth and calmness. A crooked cane begins to float down from the ceiling and in front of Charles to naturally greet him. Kai steps forward and exams the staff to see if it's real. Kai grips his hands around the staff, and pulls it away from Charles.
Charles: "N…no…"
Kai: "Fool…this time was IT and I finally…huh?"
Robert Ghai plunges through the windows of Kai's office and pierces Kai with a sword that came out of nowhere.
Kai: "W…what! Ghai!" Kai attempts to cast a spell, but Ghai smirks and takes the wand out of his hands and into his own.
Robert: "Well…thanks for the work Kai…I hope you're happy now…never expected for one of your experiments to turn on you huh?"
Kai: "But…but…my power!"
Robert: thrusts the sword into Kai even more "Fuck your power Kai…it's about time I became a god…it's about time I took some action, and YOU" Robert looks at Charles "You…are NEVER going to stop me, even if you do get your powers back…with this staff, I'll control the world, and everything else" Robert kicks Shinobu violently until she gets off of Charles, "At least I can do this much…" Robert holds the staff up high above his head, and casts a spell that rid Charles of the poison that was within him. "There…I hope to see you as a slave in the future" And with that, Robert jumps out the window and disappears…
Kai: "Noooo…I, I, can't…why him? WHY!"
Charles stands up and faces Kai.
Charles: "Kai, you…I can't believe this…"
Charles picks up Shinobu and Kanako, throws them both over his shoulders and carries them out of the mansion.
Kai: "Charles…you…can…never…use…" and with that, Kai quietly died in his own bloody mess that he created for himself.
Meanwhile…back outside of the mansion where the limousine was…
Charles: puts the two down to recover "There that should be…"
Then Charles hears some 'strange' sounds coming from inside the limousine.
"OH YEAH! LIKE THAT! LIKE THAT! OH, FUCK YEAH! YOU LIKE THAT! HUH? HUH?"
"HOW ABOUT SOME OF THIS!"
Charles opens the door, and sees Haruka and Seta playing Capcom vs. SNK.
Seta: "Hey there! What's up?"
Haruka: out of breath "Holy fuck…Seta, you really suck at this game don't you?"
Seta: "I don't really do much time playing games like these…anyways, wanna have another round of sex while we're at it?"
Haruka: "Sure, why not? You know what they say, '17th time is the best'…or something like that"
Charles: "GUYS! Everyone's like…dead out here, can you at least HELP!"
Seta: "Uh…hmm…sex, or work, sex, or work…what do you think Haruka?"
Haruka: "I'd prefer sex, myself"
Seta: "Yeah, I thought so,"
Charles: "COME ON!"
Seta: "Alright…I'll play you a round of rock, paper, scissors…winner gets to choose what they want to do!"
Charles: "DEAL!"
Seta & Charles: "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!" Seta pulls out rock, and Charles pulls out scissors
Seta: "HA! I win, so there! And I decide that…"
Charles: "You're going to help me with the others?"
Seta: "EXACTLY!………………FUCK!"
And so, a couple hours pass, and the crew start heading back to the Hinata residence. However, once there, Keitaro noticed that the place was robbed, by his good friends Shirai, and Haitani. Keitaro, wished from Charles, that the next person they see, they'll get their ass kicked…and boy did their ass get kicked. Furthermore, Charles explained the situation to everyone, except to Su, who was high off of crack, Haruka, that was smoking 100 cigarettes at once, Kanako who was sleeping, Kitsune, who was fantasizing about Keitaro, Naru, who was trying to kill Keitaro, and…is that all? Oh yeah, and Mutsumi, and May were…oh let's say bitch slapping each other.
Motoko: "I see…so that's how thing are going right now"
Charles: "Yeah, I…I don't really know what to do…"
Sarah: "Charles…are we gonna…die?"
Charles: "Well…there is always one other choice"
Motoko: "And…what would that be exactly?"
Charles: "I could go to my home planet…there's a device there that could help me defeat Robert and get my staff back"
Naru: stops punching Keitaro "Then why the fucking hell didn't you fucking bring it, in the first place!"
Charles: "'cause I thought I'd never need it"
Naru: "Well fuck you, and burn in hell!" fingers Charles.
Charles: "Ooook…anyways, once I get there I could…"
Motoko: "Charles…will you not take me along with you on your galactic journey? Please…I want to…try and spend as much time with you as possible"
Charles: "Well, as a matter of fact, you all can come!"
Everyone: "YAY!"
Charles: "Right…so…"
Motoko: "How would you prepare? When would you depart?"
Charles: "About one week from now…I gotta contact the commander, and let him open up a portal so I can get there…in the meantime, I guess I'm gonna just chill here"
Motoko: "Good idea…hey, how about we spare?"
Charles: "Uh…sure…why not?"
Motoko and Charles go and spare, with Sarah following behind them.
Keitaro: "Naru…why can't you just admit that you love me?"
Naru: "NO!"
Keitaro: "Come on…"
Naru: "NO!"
Keitaro: "Oh, please?"
Naru: "NO!"
Keitaro: "I could always wish for Charles to force you to say it, you know…"
Naru: "…ok, ok…I do lo-"
Kitsune: "SHUT UP BITCH!" slaps Naru across the face.
Naru: "What the fucking fuck was THAT for?"
Su: bouncing off the walls "WEEEEEEEE!"
Keitaro: "Ok…"
Haruka: "You know…why do I have to go on this stupid trip anyways?"
Keitaro: "'cause you already agreed to it"
Haruka: "Oh yeah…"
END OF CHAPTER
Seta: "What about me?"
I SAID, "END OF CHAPTER"
Seta: "Awww…"
Side Note: Sorry for the long delay…school, and study, and tests, and exams, and GAH! Things just really got me caught up in a lot of stuff so…again, sorry for the delay!