-1Ok! Let's start with our 12th chapter today! So, R&R people!
There was one week before Charles and company took flight to his home planet. In the meantime, everyone at the Hinata residence were enjoying their last week there, before their departure…
Day 1
On the balcony, where Charles, Motoko, and Shinobu dwelled…
Charles: "Hey Motoko!"
Motoko: "Yeah? What's up?"
Charles: "Are you…scared?"
Motoko: "About what?"
Charles: "About that fact that you're going to come to my home planet you know…"
Motoko: "Huh? No, not at all!"
Charles: "Are you sure? I mean…don't you have…school to attend to…?"
Motoko: "Hey! I think they'll take an excuse like saving the world"
Charles: I highly doubt they would "But, well, you see, like, there's, someone…there…I wouldn't want you to meet…"
Motoko: "Like who exactly?"
Charles: "It's this girl…"
Shinobu: "CHARLES!" Shinobu jumps onto Charles with a tight grip.
Charles: "Sh-Shinobu! What is it?"
Shinobu: "PLEASE! DON'T EVER LEAVE MY SIDE AGAIN! I KNOW I'M NOT A VERY WELL KNOWN CHARACTER IN THE SERIES THAT NOBODY REALLY GIVES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT, BUBT PLEASE…please…" Shinobu starts crying.
Charles: Holding Shinobu in his arms "Shinobu…"
Motoko: "Charles, I…I think she should be coming with us too"
Charles: "Yeah…I, I shouldn't leave her side…"
Motoko: stares at Charles with shining stars in her eyes Charles…I'm so glad I got to meet you…
Day 2
In Naru's room…
Naru: talking to herself "I'll get that fucker, I WILL! He's gonna come right through this hole and BAM! I'm gonna crack his fuckin' skull RIGHT OPEN!"
Keitaro: knocks on the door "Hey Naru! Can I speak to you for a sec?"
Naru: opens the door and punches Keitaro in the face "HA! TAKE THAT BITCH!"
Keitaro: "What the fuck was THAT for?"
Kitsune comes out of nowhere
Kitsune: "Oh Keitaro!"
Keitaro: "Naru, I swear! Every single time! I just wanted to return thi-"
Naru: "YEAH! RETURN MY BOOK! HUH! WELL FUCK THAT SHIT! YOU JUST WANNA FUCK AROUND WITH ME DONTCHA!"
Keitaro: "WELL WHAT IF I DID!"
Naru: "Well…uh…I, I dunno, I haven't really thought about it…" Naru closes her door and goes into deep thought.
Kitsune: "Keitaro! Guess what? I have two movie tickets! I want you to come with me right now!"
Keitaro: staring into space
Kitsune: "…Keitaro! I just bought some new lingerie! Wanna see me try them on?"
Keitaro: still staring into space
Kitsune: "……Keitaro! I just won the fucking lottery!"
Keitaro: still staring into space and drooling
Kitsune: "……Keitaro…wanna go to McDonalds?"
Keitaro: "Huh? What? Who said that?"
Kitsune: "sigh…"
In Naru's room with Mei, who just showed up out of nowhere…
Naru: "Hey Mei…"
Mei: "What?"
Naru: "What if…I mean, you don't have to answer this if you don't want to but….what if…um, like what if…ok, there's this friend of mine, who said that he wants to fuck around with this other person he knows…what should she do?"
Mei: "Are you talking about Keitaro?"
Naru: "FUCK NO BITCH!" slaps Mei
Mei: "ow…ok, well, maybe you should just politely go up to him and ask him what he wants to do"
Naru: "But it's so hard! I can never do anything like that, you know me! I always run away from my problems! Unless if it's plunging to my death…"
Mei: "Hmm…I think you should try and fuck around with Keitaro and see what happens, you know…just try out some techniques and shit"
Naru: "OK! That sounds like a splendid idea! Thanks Mei!" Naru smiles and runs off trying to find Keitaro.
Meanwhile in the kitchen…
Su: running up the walls "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! XD"
Shinobu: trying to cook lunch "Holy bull plop Su! Calm down!"
Su: blowing everything up "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 6"
Shinobu: "SU! PLEASE!"
Su: eating everything she finds and playing on Seta's DDR machine "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Mutsumi rushes in the room, bumps into Su, and dies.
Shinobu: starts crying "Why me…?"
Su: "SHINOBUUUUUUUUUUUU! IM DA PLAYAH AND DA MASTAH BEOTCH!" Su runs around the world and comes back with her underwear over her head "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Shinobu: still crying "Holy poop…"
Day 3
At the Hinata café…
Seta: "So how's life coming around for you?"
Haruka: smoking a pipe "Meh…it's ok for me"
Sarah: "Papa! Where do dumbasses come from? And when I mean that, I mean Keitaro in particular"
Seta: looks nervous "Well Sarah…you see…when a man and woman loves each other…"
Haruka: "They have raunchy, hardcore sex about a billion times, then the bitch gets really fucking huge, and then a dumbass pops out of her hole!"
Seta: "………yeah……something like that………"
Sarah: "Really! That's so fascinating! Do you think you and Haruka are gonna have a dumbass?"
Haruka: "Actually, we're thinking of having regular children, but not yet, 'cause Seta and I are using the right protection!" gives a thumbs up
Seta: "Wait…I thought you said you DIDN'T want me wearing a condom"
Haruka: "What? I thought YOU said you didn't want ME taking any birth control pills…"
Both: "Ah, shit…" they both run away…somewhere leaving Sarah at the café.
Meanwhile outside of Tokyo University…
Keitaro: "…and why am I here again?"
Mutsumi: "Because I love you!"
Keitaro: "Yeah, you've been saying that to everyone, but really, why did you bring me here?"
Mutsumi: "Because I wanna run around topless!" and Mutsumi does just that.
Keitaro: "Okey, dokey…" in the meantime Naru shows up out of nowhere.
Naru: flustered "Uh, hey there…Keitaro…"
Keitaro: "Ah! Hey Naru! What's up?"
Naru: "I see, um…Mutsumi is, well…doing it again…"
Keitaro: "Yeah…this is her fourth time already this year…damn, where does she get all her energy from?"
Naru: "Umm…K-Keitaro?"
Keitaro: "Yeah, Naru?"
Naru: "Remember yesterday, you said you…umm…wanted to…well…fuck around with me?"
Keitaro: "Umm…you said it first, and I said 'well what if I did'…but anyways, what about it?"
Naru: "Well…I think it's time, that we…moved to the next level…"
Keitaro: "Naru…you mean-"
Naru: "Yes…I do mean that" so Naru punches Keitaro in the face and kicks him in the back
Keitaro: "FUCK!"
Naru: "Well?"
Keitaro: "I fuckin' like it! Do it again!"
Naru: does it again "Teehee!" I'm so glad he likes it…maybe he likes me or something…
Back at the Hinata residence…
Charles and Mei are having tea together it seems.
Charles: sipping his tea "So Mei…once we get there I have to resort to some…drastic measures"
Mei: "Like what exactly?"
Charles: "Well I'm gonna have to take my power back from you…"
Mei: "Fuck no! This is fucking mine! I earned it in every fucking damn fucked, fucking fucked, fuck way!"
Charles: speechless
Mei: "…and besides! I'll help you if you ever need it!"
Charles: "I suppose, but still…"
Mei: "But what?"
Charles: "I'm gonna need it in some way or another, or else I can't use 'that' "
Mei: "By the way…"
Charles: "Yes?"
Mei: "What are you gonna do about all those girls locked up that are still at Kai's place?"
Charles: "SHIT!"
Charles gets up and starts flying over to where Kai lived.
Charles: still flying "Now why didn't I think of this in the first place?"
At Kai's place…
Charles walks in and finds Kai, still dead on the floor, soaked in blood. Meanwhile, Charles climbs the stairs to the highest level and starts to hear screams and wails that could make his ears bleed. Finally, Charles finds the cells that are keeping all the girls locked up.
Random girls: "Please! Help us!"
Another random girl: "Please Mister! We'll do anything!"
Yet, another random girl: "Please! Let us go!"
Charles: "Just be quiet all of you! I need to think!"
Nobody shuts up.
Charles: "Great…99 girls locked up…what am I gonna do with them? I can't send them ALL home if I used me magic…it would be too much on me…hmm…wait! I know!"
Charles rushes down the stairs to get to Kai.
Charles: "This may work" Charles puts his palm down on Kai's back and starts to absorb the magical power Kai had left in him…but then a mystical force pushes Charles's hand away from him. "What?" Kai's body began to rise from the ground, and the sword within him was pulled out, throwing Kai's body on the floor again. "The sword…Robert's sword…"
The sword: "AH! I have been awakened at last! This magic power…from who shall I deliver my thanks to?"
Charles: "Well…I'm the only one here so…I guess…me?"
The sword: "Well, then I do thank you; please, give me your name"
Charles: "My name is Charles…do you happen to have one?"
The sword: "Right, I do…everyone just called me Alexis, so that shall do"
Charles: "Wait…you're a girl?"
Alexis: "Quite right…"
Charles: Shit…I didn't know inanimate objects could even have genders… "What do you mean, by 'what everyone used to call you'?"
Alexis: "I am not from this time…I was summoned by another who almost had the same level of magic you do…he called me forth, for he knew, I was the most powerful sword ever constructed in history"
Charles: "From what time are you from exactly?"
Alexis: "Some time in the distant future I'd say"
Charles: "Hm…"
Alexis: "Anyway, I have found myself a new user…please, use me as your tool, your sword, and I shall be of help in every way," Alexis floats down to Charles' hands and he grabs the sword. With his magic, he makes a sheath for the sword and puts Alexis in there.
Charles: "Now…about those girls…"
Alexis: muffled sounds "By the way…"
Charles: "Yeah?"
Alexis: "About those girls that have been locked up…it was all just a ruse for you to come…Robert told me everything,"
Charles: "Really…?" Charles climbs the stairs a second time and casts a spell that rids his environment of any illusion. Before his eyes, the girls begin to disappear, one by one, until one girl was left. "This must be the only real girl" and with that Charles chanted another spell that sent the girl to her rightful home.
With Charles' deed done, and gaining a new weapon, he heads home to tell Mei and possibly everyone else of the good news…
Day 4
Somewhere in the Hinata Inn…we find Sarah playing with Su…what they're playing, I have no idea…
Sarah: "Hey Su! Let's kick Keitaro's ass!"
Su: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Sarah: "Uh…you ok, Su? Have you taken your Ritalin yet?"
Su: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Sarah: "Uh, ok, hold on a sec." Sarah runs off to find Mutsumi who just so happens to be the only person in the household that has every kind of medicine in her pocket.
Mutsumi: "Oh! Sarah! What do you need?" dies and resurrects herself
Sarah: "Hey! Do you have Su's Ritalin on you? She's kinda fucked in the head right now"
Mutsumi: "Umm…let me check…" then Mutsumi dies.
Sarah: "Hmm…" Sarah checks through Mutsumi's pocket and finds a random needle and takes it, "Thanks!"
Back in Su's room…
Su: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Sarah: "Oh Su! I have a banana for you!" Sarah pulls out the needle that just so happened to look yellow.
Su: "BANANANANANANA!" Su flies over to Sarah and eats the needle. "OMFG ZOJDSOKFDJFKJSADFLKJSFKLJKLFJKLJ!111!11+12!"
Sarah: "Whoops…that must've been the wrong one…"
Su: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! OMFGBBQWTFLOLERCOASTER!"
Outside…
Motoko: "Holy jesus-fuck! Su really needs like some serious attention!"
Charles: "Well…"
Shinobu: "CHARLES!" runs out of nowhere and jumps onto Charles with a death grip around him. "I TOLD YOU TO NEVER LEAVE ME!"
Charles: "Oh…sorry…"
Motoko: "So, that sword you got there…"
Charles: "Yeah? What about it?"
Motoko: "Do you know how to use one?"
Charles: "I would, if Mei didn't TAKE ALL MY FUCKING POWER!"
Mei: fingers Charles
Motoko: "Well…I'm not really good with typical swords like that, but I suppose I could train you in the meantime,"
Charles: "Yeah, sure! That'd be great!"
Somewhere at a nearby McDonalds…
Keitaro: "Yeah, I'd like two BigMacs, and uh…"
Kitsune: "GODDAMIT! WHY CAN'T YOU EVER PAY ATTENTION TO ME?"
Keitaro: "What? You wanna eat something too?"
Kitsune: "FUCK! I KEEP TELLING YOU THAT I LOVE YOU! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT!"
Keitaro: "You love who now?"
Kitsune: "GODDAMIT!1!"
Keitaro: "Look…I'll buy you a Happy Meal, if that'll make you feel better ok?"
Kitsune: "fine…"
Day 5
In Naru's room, with Keitaro…
Naru: "K-Keitaro…a-are you s-s-sure with this?"
Keitaro: "Only if it's with you Naru…"
Naru: "OH! KEITARO!" Naru jumps into Keitaro's arms to kick him in the pants and elbow him in the face.
Keitaro: "It hurts but…it feel so good…"
Naru: blushes "Oh please don't flatter me so much…"
Elsewhere…
Charles: "Hey! Shinobu!"
Shinobu: clinging on to Charles "Y-yes?"
Charles: "How about getting lunch started huh?"
Shinobu: "Only if you come with me…"
Charles: "ehh…ok, fine…if I must…"
So Shinobu and Charles head over to the kitchen, where Shinobu FINALLY releases Charles and begins to cook.
Charles: "So, what's on the menu today?"
Shinobu: "Hmm…well, because I have so much free time on my hands, I'm gonna cook everyone's favorite today!"
Charles: "Ah, so separate dishes then?"
Shinobu: "Yeah!"
Charles: "So what sort of delicacies are to be given today?"
Shinobu: "Well…Sarah wants anything that's America…Mutsumi wants a watermelon…Naru wants some raw meat…Keitaro wants, well, fast food…Kitsune just wants sake and meat with sake dressed on it…Su wants banana's…Mei wants anything she says, and I'm gonna serve myself some goodies too…what do you want Charles?"
Charles: "Umm…I wouldn't mind having some sushi, I guess…"
Shinobu: "Teehee, ok!"
Charles: "You know…cooking for everyone separately saves money, but it takes some time…"
Shinobu: "Exactly!"
Elsewhere…
Mutsumi: "La la la la la I love walking through the Hinata house, because it's so full of house fullness" dies and resurrects herself "La la la la"
Mutsumi bumps into Su.
Mutsumi: dies
Su: "Oh…hey, Mutsumi, what's up?"
Mutsumi: resurrects "Su? Is that you?"
Su: "Yeah…"
Mutsumi: "What's wrong Su? You're acting really strange!"
Su: "What do you mean?"
Mutsumi: "You're like sorta like totally like, like normal and like stuff!"
Su: "That's because I haven't eaten yet all day,"
Mutsumi: "Like, what do you like, mean?"
Su: "I order Shinobu to fill my banana's with crack everyday for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! The good part is, I never get sick, and I'm always high!"
Mutsumi: "Oooohhh…so THAT'S what it is…"
Su: "And if she doesn't, I'll just have a little…'fun' with her…S&M style!"
Mutsumi: "Teehee! That sounds like fun!" dies
The backyard…
Motoko: "2,998, 2,999, 3,000!" Motoko puts down her sword and takes a rest "Phew…3,000 strikes nonstop is really tiring…after all these years of training, and being anti-feminine, I'm still showing no sign of muscle at all, just a frail female body with breasts that keep getting bigger…I wonder why that is…"
Mei: "Yo! Motoko! I need to talk to you for a second" Mei steps outside to greet Motoko.
Motoko: "Ya? What's up?"
Mei: "Listen…everyone's always calling me flat, and I thought you'd be the best person to talk to about this sort of thing!"
Motoko: "Me? Why not Kitsune?"
Mei: "I dunno…anyways, I really need to know how to grow bigger breasts, FAST!"
Motoko: "Why?"
Mei: "Because…of…" Mei grumbles to herself.
Motoko: "What was that?"
Mei: "I said…" Mei grumbles to herself.
Motoko: "Oh, I see! Well…hmm…I'm not really sure what techniques are available in this day and age but…I think I might have a cure for you…"
Mei: "Really!"
Motoko: "Yeah! It's been passed down from my mother, and grandmother….what you need to do, is smoke a lot of weed…"
Mei: "Uh huh?"
Motoko: "…then once you start trippin' out, you need to catch the blue ball of destiny!"
Mei: "OK! I'll go an do that right now!" Mei runs off to find some weed.
Motoko: "Stupid girl! Trix are for kids!"
Meanwhile in the kitchen…
Su: "OLIOLIOLIOLIOLIOOOOOOOO!" dances
Shinobu: "There she goes again…"
Mutsumi: "I believe you have my stapler?"
Naru: eating her raw meat like a crazy monkey "NAWMNAWMNAWMNAWNMAWNMAWNM!"
Keitaro: "You call this fast food! I call THIS fast food" Keitaro pulls out a McDonalds bag from his pocket and eats whatever's inside.
Charles: "What the fuck?"
Shinobu: "They're always like this at meals…"
Charles: "Right…"
Mei: stumbles inside naked "I am the QuEeN OF 4RanCe!11!1!" dances on top of the table
Motoko: walks in quietly "Hey! Where's my food!"
Su: "OLIOLIOLIOLIOLIOLIOOOOOOOOOO!" dances
Charles: "I'm getting the fuck outta here now"
Shinobu: jumps onto Charles "NOOOO DON'T LEAVE ME!"
Charles: "GAH! WHY! WHYYY!"
Alexis: mumbling "Man, you live in a crack house or somethin'…"
Charles: "Oh yeah, I forgot about you…"
Haruka: comes in "Hey guys, do any of you have some smokes?"
Su: "I AM DE BANANANAMAN!" Su shits herself and starts pissing all over the place
Haruka: "Nevermind…"
Day 6
Haitani: "Should we head back?"
Shirai: "Now? Why?"
Kentaro: "Because Naru is there fuck tart!"
Shirai: "I really do not understand what's so great about being a masochist…really, I don't"
Kentaro: "And I'll never understand why you fall for older women…"
Shirai: "The same reason why girls go for older guys…"
Kentaro: oO "Riiiight…."
At the Hinata café…
Seta: "I guess, I'll stay here while you guys go off on your voyage tomorrow huh?"
Haruka: "What for?"
Seta: "About a month ago I dug up something really special…"
Haruka: "What would that be?"
Seta: "It's an ancient medallion that dates back…I don't know how far back, but it's really old ok?"
Haruka: "Uh huh?"
Seta: "If I wear this medallion, I can become super strong and stuff! So I'm gonna stay here and train a bit…"
Haruka: "Ok…good luck with that…"
Meanwhile, Charles, Su, and Mei are out shopping for food…
Su: "I WANNABANANANOW!"
Charles: "CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"
Mei: "You know she takes crack right?"
Charles: "And I also know that you took some weed! What the fuck was that all about?"
Mei: "Well…I…I wanted a bigger chest, that's all"
Charles: "Come on! Having a big chest isn't everything!"
Mei: "…huh? W-what do you mean?"
Charles: "Hahaha! Just kidding! Having a big chest DOES mean everything!"
Mei: "Why you…" punches Charles…but he blocks it! "What?"
Charles: "Heh…I've been training with Motoko a bit…I can feel myself regaining my power back, slowly…"
Mei: "So…that was just a test?"
Charles: "Hellz ya! Why would I mean what I said before! Of course it 'aint true!" At least for some people anyways…
Mei: "So…even if I'm flat…"
Charles: "I don't care what size you are Mei, you'll always be wonderful…" pats Mei on the head, while Mei gazes back into Charles' eyes.
Su: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEXOXOXOXOXOXO!"
Day 7
Everyone is standing in front of the Hinata Inn except for Seta.
Keitaro: "Well…I guess we'll be off today huh?"
Mei: "Yup…for sure…"
Kitsune: "Has anyone seen Kanako lately?"
Kanako: "IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY REALISED I STILL EXISTED!"
Kitsune: "Oh, ok, so you're still here…"
Naru: "By the way Charles…"
Charles: "Yeah?"
Naru: "When did you contact the commander exactly?"
Charles: "……………………………...SHIT!"
One week later
Everyone is standing in front of the Hinata Inn, except for Seta, and including Kanako.
Charles: "Ok, everyone…are you all ready?"
Motoko: "Of course!"
Naru: "What-the-fuck-ever"
Keitaro: "Yup!
Su: "MOI!"
And everyone else: "Yeah! Let's go!"
Soon, a purple aura began to emit all around Charles' body…then the aura slowly moved towards the ground to form a circle. The circle began to tear a hole in the ground, and it started to form a vortex of some sort.
Charles: "Come on people! Jump in!" Charles jumps in and his entire body gets pulled through the vortex.
And practically everyone else jumps in right after Charles.
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What seems like moments later, Charles wakes up from a deep sleep and realizes where he is.
Charles: looks at everyone else who is stumbled upon each other, and they too, in a deep sleep "So they're asleep…it's something natural considering going through a vortex for your first time" Charles stands up to stretch his arms…"Well looks like I'm ba-"
: "DEAR!" A girl jumps onto Charles like there's no tomorrow.
Charles: "A-Ale! What-are-you-"
Ale: "Sweety…you know I worry about you so much! Your commander informed me right away, and I'm so glad for my sweet, sweet, hubby to have returned home to me finally!" Ale, squeezes Charles tightly and kisses him on the cheek. "Welcome back, honey"
Charles: "Oh…dear…" What to do now…
Charles looks up to the sky where it was filled with stars and no clouds to be seen. Charles' planet, much like Earth's had everything. From the lush grass, to blue sky. However, most of the time, on Charles' planet, the time of day seems to stand on twilight for a while, giving the sky a yellow-orange to it. The sun, painting everything else there is to see.
Ale…a beautiful girl, about Charles' height, hugs him tightly, with her short brown hair, wearing a black outfit, with a blue skirt. She also wears red high heels as well. The people on Charles' planet do have a weird fashion sense, but not to Charles at least.
Ale: "Sweety…who are those people behind you laying on the grass?"
Charles: turns to face the others, who are still deeply sleeping "Um…those…well…er…" I didn't think Ale would be here…what about Motoko? And the Commander? Geez…what to do…
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