-1So with everyone on Charles' planet, and reunited with his wife Ale, Charles thought out what to do next.

Everyone else: still unconscious

Charles: "Umm…let's bring them all inside shall we?"

Ale: "Yes, that would be a splendid idea"

Charles and Ale drag everyone back to their home and drop them all on the floor.

Charles: "Umm…so…how have things been while I was gone?"

Ale: "Not very much, dear" Ale goes off to the chicken to cook something.

Charles looks around his home

Charles: "Just how it was when I left…" That's right…I left home to join with the Commander five years ago…ever since then, I rarely ever came home. But Ale is still happy and content with herself…

Kanako: "So…what's going on?"

Charles: "GAH!" Charles jumps about 10,000 feet in the air "Don't scare me like that!"

Kanako: "Sorry…I assume this is your place?"

Charles: "Well, yeah, it is"

Kanako: "So, where do we go from here exactly?"

Charles: "Well…I have to go talk to the Commander and ask him for help"

Kanako: "Why don't we go and do that now?"

Charles: "I guess we could, but what about everyone else?"

Kanako: "They can all stay here I guess"

Charles: "Umm…why don't we bring Motoko?"

Kanako: "That bitch? Why?"

Charles: "Because…well…you see…"

Ale walks in.

Ale: "Goodness! Who are you?"

Charles: "You mean you didn't see the heap of people I dragged in here?"

Ale: "You don't happen to be…you're not…are you?"

Charles: "No! Nonononono…she's not another woman…you know you're the only one for me!"

Ale: "Not that, I thought she was that person from the government to…pick up the bills"

Charles: "Oh…well…ya, she isn't"

Ale: "Oh, ok, then"

Kanako: "Allow me to introduce myself…my name is Kanako Urashima, I am Charles' assistant"

Charles: "When the fuck did you ever become my assistant?"

Kanako: "Ever since you lost your one and only chance to get your magical wand"

Ale: "Oh! I am very pleased to meet you…here…have some of this poi-, I mean food I just cooked for you!" Ale smiles a big smile

Kanako: "Gee thanks!" Takes the slice of pie that Ale just cooked and eats the whole thing in one bite

Charles: "Dear, you do realize that your poison doesn't work on people from other planets right?"

Ale: stutters "Um…uh…of-of course! Why…why would I want to feed her poison? Heheheheh…"

Kanako: "Tried to kill me eh? Well bitch let me tell you something, you look fucking messed up and you even talk funny, you even look at me funny, and if you ever, EVER try anything stupid like attempting to kick my ass, I'll kick yours first, got that!"

Ale: punches Kanako in the face and sends her flying to the other side of the room

Kanako: gets up "Oh, so you wanna play it rough huh?" Kanako rushes towards Ale with her fists up, but sadly gets punched in the face again before she could even strike

Charles: "Sorry Kanako, but I trained my wife in over 10,000 different styles of martial arts…you know…just in case"

Kanako: "What the fuck?"

In the next five or so minutes, everyone begins to wake up slowly

Ale: "Ah! Everyone is coming to!"

Naru: "Where…the fuck am I?"

Keitaro: "Are we here already?"

Su: "I WANNA BANANANANA!"

Charles: "Everyone, welcome to my home"

Everyone looks around his house in awe. Charles' house looks so good that not even I can describe how good it is.

Mei: "Holy shit…"

Shinobu: "What the pants?"

Everyone stands up

Charles: "Well now everybody, this is my wi- I mean, girlfriend, uh, I mean, friend-girl, Ale…I just so happen to live with her"

Motoko: looks at Ale "So…you live with her? You don't do any…you-know-what do you?"

Ale: "Only every five minutes of so" smiles

Motoko: "What was that?"

Charles: "I mean…what she means is that, we play poker every five minutes or so…heheheh?"

Motoko: "Oh, ok, that explains everything. For a minute there I thought she was your wife and that you had sex with her every single time you had the chance, but of course if that were true, I'd have to fucking cut your head off, but I don't have to do that now"

Shinobu: "Umm…Charles?

Charles: "Yes?"

Shinobu: "What do we do from here?"

Charles: "Well, we first contact the Commander…but he'll only let those who are highly trained in the martial arts with him however, BUT the rest of you can wander about my planet and take all it's glory in"

Kitsune: "That sounds so fucking dumb, I wanna play too!"

Mutsumi: "Teeheehee" dies

Keitaro: "So who will you be taking with you then?"

Charles: "Well…" looks around at everyone "Motoko for sure, Kanako I guess, Mei definitely…"

Keitaro: "What about me? I can fight!"

Charles: "Keitaro, you can't do dick!"

Keitaro: "Why don't I wish to be a fighter then?"

Naru: "Keitaro! Stop being such a pussy! You'll be able to fight someday!" kicks Keitaro in the nuts

Keitaro: shivering in pain "Aww, yeah baby, that felt so good…"

Naru: blushes "Y-you really think so?"

Keitaro: "I love it when you do that thing to me baby" starts talking in his sexy, sexy voice

Everyone looks away from them

Charles: "Sooo…Motoko, Mei, Kanako, you three will be coming with me…in the meantime, everyone else can do whatever the fuck you want here ok? I'll be back in just a few hours"

Everyone else: "OK!"

Outside of Charles' house…

Charles: makes a cellphone appear out of thin air "Commander? Yeah, it's me…I'm ready to come in"

Commander: on the other line "Good, good, now bring your warriors and let's meet at my workshop"

Charles: "Ok Commander, see ya"

Charles and company begins to walk down a road while it's still twilight in the sky. There are houses to the right and left of them and a road in the middle for the cars.

Mei: "Hey…this planet of yours is just like ours…the air's kinda different though"

Charles: "Yeah, this air will make you feel sexually stimulated…it's a special kind of air that's mixed with oxygen and healthy for you too"

Mei: "So maybe people here have a lot of sex?"

Charles: "Yes actually…by the age of five, everyone has their first sex session…they even teach you sex ed. In pre-school even…and then you can study Kama Sutra in high school if you wanted to…but in the future when you grow up to be in your twenties, you get used to it so you don't feel stimulated anymore"

Kanako: "That's so fucked up"

Motoko: bitch slaps Kanako "Don't say mean things to Charles like that!"

Kanako: "I didn't even say anything mean to him!"

Motoko: "Yeah, you just did!"

Kanako: "No I didn't!"

Motoko: "Ok fine, you didn't!"

Kanako: "There see?"

Motoko: "Oh, look, you're doing it again!"

Kanako: punches herself "WHAT!"

Mei: "So what does the Commander have in store for us when we get there?"

Charles: "I'm not too sure myself actually…"

The gang keeps walking for a while until they come near a really large abandoned building.

Charles: "Well guys, this is it!"

Kanako: "This piece of goddamn, shitty, mother-fucking, bitch of a penis?"

Charles: "Yup!" smiles

Everyone walks up to the front gates where two soldiers are standing by.

Soldier #1: "I'm sorry, but you cannot pass through"

Soldier #2: "You need to show some identification please"

Charles: "My name is Charles…Code 5532

Soldier #1: "Confirmed! Welcome back Charles!"

Soldier #2: "And who might these maidens be?" looks at the girls up and down and notices Mei "I'm sorry, but I cannot let any female in who's chest is not at least an A-cup!"

Mei: fingers the soldier and punches him in the nuts

Soldier #1: "You may all pass! Please proceed!"

Charles and the gang walk in through the front gate and proceeds to head inside the building. There, they go all the way in to the basement and where the meet a tall large man with muscles and a cape and a scarf and a really long and thick mustache on his face.

Charles: "Commander! I'm back!"

The commander turns around.

Commander: "Ah! Charles! Good to see you home! And you've brought some warriors with you it seems"

Charles: "Yes…they are all quite powerful"

Commander: "Good, good… …anyways, I recently heard the news about your staff"

Charles: "So you heard already huh?"

Commander: "Yes, it's such a shame that you lost it…now that it's in the wrong hands we must do something about it…indicators show that this 'Robert' fellow is going to arrive at this planet in exactly 3 days from now"

Charles: "Shit…"

Commander: "But no worries! I have a friend for you that might help!" The commander steps aside and shows everyone a robot look-alike of Charles

Mei: "Holy…

Kanako: "…shit…"

Motoko: "…it's you!"

Charles: "Yes…that's me…"

Charles sits everyone down to explain the meaning of this robot.

Charles: "A long ass time ago when I first joined here, I was very weak both physically and magically…I couldn't complete any of the field training and I basically sucked dick. Anyways, my commander here thought it'd be best to train me in my own special way…so he created a robot that had physical fighting capabilities only and it would only focus on that aspect…the commander also created a shield for me that would protect me from 40 of the damage this robot …from time to time I became stronger, more agile, more intelligent so I wouldn't need the help of the shield anymore but…alas, I was still never able to defeat this robot…"

Motoko: "Wow…"

Kanako: "Damn bitch! You must've sucked back then"

Charles: "Yeah…and then Mei had to take all my power away"

Mei: "Well that's why I'm here right? To help you save the fucking world!"

Charles: "Yeah…" looks depressed

Commander: "Anywho, enough of this sappy bullshit, let's get to training right away…EXTREME! Come here you son-of-a-bitch!"

The robot, EXTREME, turns on and it's eyes glow red

EXTREME: "Yes? You request my assistance?"

Commander: "Train these three mother fuckers and quickly to! We only got 3 days…"

EXTREME: "With pleasure…Please, follow me out to the courtyard outside" EXTREME puts on his jet shoes and bursts out of the room and upstairs and outside"

The gang follows the robot outside, but before Charles leaves, he thanks the Commander for his assistance.

Commander: "Don't worry Charles…we'll use him to help us fight too…I didn't create the perfect AI for nothing you know"

Charles: "Yeah…I know"

Outside in the courtyard…

EXTREME: "I need to do some analyzing…I'm going to fight with you individually and record your data in my memory banks…please go all out if you can"

Motoko: "Huh! With pleasure!"

Kanako: "Like I'd lose!"

Mei: "Bring it BEOTCH!"

EXTREME: "I will fight with Motoko first…please fight me as best as you can"

Motoko: "As you wish, bitch tits!" Motoko takes out her sword and begins to focus her chi

EXTREME: "Whenever you're ready" EXTREME takes his stance and readies for Motoko's attack

Motoko: "Phoenix winds!" Motoko swings her sword up in the air, catches it and goes diving towards the robot with extreme speed.

EXTREME: "Fool" EXTREME jumps up into the air, blocks the attack with his robotic nuts, takes Motoko by the neck and sends her plummeting towards the earth at a high speed.

Motoko crashes into the ground and loses this fight which lasted about only 10 seconds

EXTREME: "Too weak…Power…2…Defense…-21…match lost"

The other three look in awe at how strong EXTREME is except for Charles who just shrugs his shoulders.

EXTREME: "Next…Kanako"

Kanako: "I'll bitchslap you mutha fucka!"

EXTREME: "Whenever you're ready" EXTREME takes its stance

Kanako focuses some energy into her fists to make them glow. Kanako rushes towards the robot with rage and punches it square in the face…then his chest, shoulders, legs, and even his crotch! Even after all of this the robot still stood there in its stance.

EXTREME: "Fool" EXTREME takes its right palm and thrusts it into Kanako's chest and a high speed.

Nobody moves for almost five seconds until Kanako keels over and coughs up blood, then faints

EXTREME: "Weak…Power…5…defense…0….you are strong, but you are lacking greatly"

Mei: "Looks like I'm next, heheh…"

EXTREME: "Next…Mei…"

Mei: "Alright Charles, watch me and kick this guy's ass!" winks at Charles

Charles: "…"

EXTREME: "Whenever you're ready" takes its stance

Mei charges up her energy in her fists and her feet to make them glow and heavy glow, but this time Mei sees EXTREME rushing towards her! EXTREME takes his legs and kicks Mei so fast that it seems like there's a thousand legs kicking her at once. Mei blocks all of the kicks and punches EXTREME back in the face. EXTREME flies back about 5 feet and then rushes towards Mei again, this time with a charged punch to her solarplex. Mei grabs the robot's fist and changes the direction of the punch to itself. EXTREME falls on to the ground but quickly jumps up again.

Mei: "Heh…is that all you got?" The bottom half of Mei's shirt gets ripped off and makes a cut on her stomach "Ouch…when did he do that?"

EXTREME rushes Mei again with a charged fist attack. Mei's seen this before so she attempts to grab it, when the robot disappears and reappears behind Mei only to kick her in the back really goddamn hard and really goddamn fast too. Mei goes flying about 20 feet and hits the side of the building.

Mei: "Ugh!" While Mei tries to regain herself, EXTREME rushes towards her with its entire body glowing then suddenly punches, and kicks her until she falls to the ground with a lot of blood all over the place

Mei: "S…o…powe…r…ful…" Mei collapses

EXTREME: "Moderate…power…35…defense…20…strange…this fighting technique…it's a lot like…"

Charles: "Like mine!"

Charles unsheathes his sword and runs towards EXTREME and slashes EXTREME straight down the middle. EXTREME quickly dodges the slash and punches Charles in the face. Before Charles could fall to the ground, EXTREME picks him up by the neck and crushes him into the ground. EXTREME repeatedly stomps on Charles until he's knocked unconscious.

EXTREME: "Charles…it is sad…you lost to a little girl like her…" EXTREME looks around him and analyzes the data through his eyes. "Do not worry friends…I shall train you all in three days time…"

Meanwhile, back at Charles' home…

Su: "BANANA BANANA BANANANANA! I LIKE TO MAMBO NO.5!"

Shinobu: "Oohhh…I hope Charles comes back safely…"

The phone rings in the house and Ale picks up the phone.

Ale: "Hello?"

Commander: "Hello Ale…Charles and the gang shall be staying with us for three days time…is that ok with you?"

Ale: "…perfectly fine!"

Commander: "Good, good…I hope things are going well for you…please do not worry a bit…he'll come home safely"

Ale hangs up the phone and silently walks back to the kitchen.

Kitsune: This better work…I'm gonna give it my all this time! "Hey…Keitaro?" talks in her sexy, sexy voice "Would you like to…come outside with me for a bit

Keitaro: getting his balls kicked in by Naru "Oh god! YES! YES! Don't stop Naru!"

Naru: getting turned on by all this "Oh Keitaro! You're so feisty!"

Kitsune: bitchslaps Naru "NARU STOP THAT!"

Naru: "Hey I can't help it if he likes it!"

Keitaro: on the ground in massive pain "Aww yeah…that felt good"

Kitsune: gets on her knees and begs "Please Keitaro! Go out with me just once!"

Keitaro: gets up, perfectly fine "Well…if you really want to…"

Kitsune: "REALLY!"

Keitaro: "Yeah…why not?"

Kitsune: "YES! YES! FUCK YEAH! OH HAPPY DAY! LA LA LA LA LA…" starts dancing

Su: "LET ME DANCE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" dances with Kitsune

Mutsumi: eats a watermelon in one bite "It seems like those two will finally hit it off"

Sarah: "Finally! I get to talk!"

Haruka: lights up a cigarette "Hmm…this place seems to be really comfy actually…I think I'll sit back and relax for a bit while I'm here"

Sarah: "Let's play DDR Haruka!"

Haruka: rubs Sarah's head "Not now dear, not now…"

Naru: "FUCK!"

Mutsumi: wets herself and vomits and dies

Su: runs up the wall and sticks on the ceiling

Kitsune: "Come on Keitaro! Let's go!"

Keitaro: "But first…!"

Kitsune: "Yeah?"

Keitaro: "We go to McDonald's!"

Kitsune: "…eh?"

Keitaro: "Well yeah, I mean, where else would be a perfect place to have a date?"

Kitsune: "The movies, dinner for two, a walk at the beach, the bedroom?"

Keitaro: "Nonono, you've got it all wrong…when you smell the smell of the grease…when you feel the texture of the fries, the freshness of the salads, and the whiteness of the chicken nuggets…you just cannot resist the urge to go there at least once per day!"

Kitsune: "But Keitaro!" starts whining

Naru: Thinks to herself "Hmm…I can't let those two get TOO close to one another…I better go and spy on them"

Shinobu: "Hey Keitaro…"

Keitaro: "Yes Shinobu?"

Shinobu: "My bum bum is on fire"

Keitaro looks at Shinobu's ass and sees that it's actually on fire.

Keitaro: "OH MY GOD! SAVE ME JESUS! SAVE ME TOM CRUISE!" runs outside and starts to stop, duck, and…cover?

Su: "Hehehehe…I LOVE FIRE! BOOBOO IS MY FRIEND!"

END OF CHAPTER