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At a McDonald's somewhere…
Keitaro: "Yeah, I'd like four quarter-pounders…"
Kitsune: This is my only chance to get with Keitaro…I have to give it my all this time
Keitaro: comes to the table where Kitsune sits at "Hey bitch, been waiting long?"
Kitsune: BITCH! I'm a bitch now! "Eheheh…no, I haven't been waiting too long"
Keitaro: "Ok, good…" munches on his first quarter-pounder
Naru: watching from nearby "Ok good…everything's going good, as long as Kitsune doesn't use her move…"
Su: "WHO YA TALKING TO!"
Naru: punches Su "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Su: "LALALALALALA" turns into a turtle and flies away
Mutsumi: "Oh my, teehee…"
Cashier: "Yes ma'am what would you like to order?"
Mutsumi: "Yes…well…how about some watermelon?"
Cashier: "I'm…sorry, we don't carry any of those"
Mutsumi: "How about some hot oil?"
Cashier: "That'll be $23.50 please"
Mutsumi: "Do you take watermelons?"
Cashier: "Yes we do ma'am"
Mutsumi pays with the watermelon that she pulls out from under her skirt
Cashier: "Here's your hot oil ma'am…enjoy!"
Mutsumi pours the hot oil all over herself
Mutsumi: starts to roll around on the floor "Teeheeheeheeheehee it hurts!" somehow she doesn't die
Su: turns back into human and tries to eat the cashier's head
Cashier: "Ma'am, if you want to eat me it'll be $23.50"
Su: "I LAYKE TO DANCE THE MAMBO!" Su pulls out a gun from under her…blouse and eats it "YEEEEHAAAAAA!"
Back with the couple…
Keitaro: munching on his fourth quarter-pounder "NAWMNAWMNAWMNAWM" makes sure to eat with his mouth wide open so Kitsune can see him eating
Kitsune: Damn, this boy is tough to please…maybe if I touch his…Kitsune reaches under the table
Naru: "Oh shit! She's gonna touch him already?" Naru pulls out a BB gun and fires a shot at Kitsune's hand
Kitsune: "Ouch!"
Keitaro: talking with his mouth full "ANYFING WRONG?"
Kitsune: "No, no…" Damn, that hurt "Keitaro…would you like to kiss?"
Keitaro: "Like to what?"
Kitsune: "Kiss"
Keitaro: "Kiss what?"
Kitsune: "Kiss you"
Keitaro: "I don't wanna kiss me"
Kitsune: "No, me…"
Keitaro: "You what?"
Kitsune: "To kiss you"
Keitaro: "Who's gonna kiss me?"
Kitsune: "ME!"
Keitaro: "What about you?"
Kitsune: "I want to kiss you"
Keitaro: "……………………………...OH! I GET IT NOW! Well why didn't you just say so in the first place?" Keitaro gets up and orders some Big Macs
Kitsune: "What the fuck!"
Keitaro: "Yeah, I'd like 5 Big Macs and some…"
Kitsune: There's just gotta be a trick…what has Naru done that made Keitaro get all excited? "……………………………...WAIT! I GOT IT!"
Keitaro: Returns to the table "Hello my dear"
Kitsune: gets ready to kick Keitaro in the balls "Y-yes?"
Keitaro: "So…how are you doing on this fine and lovely day?"
Kitsune: "Well…" Huh? Wait! He called me 'dear'! Kitsune puts her foot back down "…I-I'm doing fine…I guess…maybe…" Kitsune blushes
Keitaro: "That's good, that's good…you know, I wonder what Charles and they are doing right now…?"
Back at the training field…
EXTREME: pounding Charles' nuts into the ground "WEAK! PITIFUL! COME ON! STAND UP YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
Back at Mc Donald's…
Kitsune: "Yeah, I wonder too…"
Naru: still spying on them "Shit! Keitaro actually said something nice to her! What the fuck is wrong with him? I thought he only did that to ME!"
Su: "MAYBEE ITZ BCUZ U KICK HIZ BALLZ 2 MUCHZ!"
Naru: "What….what are you trying to say?"
Su: gets all serious "Well, technically speaking, the one point on a male and female body where they feel pain the most when struck with enough force is the pelvis…also technically speaking if you to slap one's penis or vagina, they'd feel no pain, but in fact pleasure…the true point of destruction is on or inside the pelvis…maybe Keitaro is a masochist, but maybe he has a softer side you think? Maybe causing him pain makes him feel good, but causing him TOO much pain will make him feel like a rotten mushroom you think?"
Naru: "…Su?"
Su: goes back to 'normal' "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE XD"
Naru: Su does have a point there…maybe she's right…maybe I shouldn't cause him pain anymore…maybe I should just show him my true feelings…
Kitsune: "Hey Keitaro?"
Keitaro: munching on all five Big Macs at the same time "YEAH!"
Kitsune: "Would you like to go see a movie later on? You know…just the two of us?"
Keitaro: "…will there be popcorn involved?"
Kitsune: "I guess so, yeah…"
Keitaro: "With lots and lots of butter?"
Kitsune: "If you want, sure"
Keitaro: "And lots and lots of CADNY?"
Kitsune: "Um…"
Keitaro: "And a really big drink? Like a drink that's so big I could fill it in my pants?"
Kitsune: "……well, if you really want to"
Keitaro: "Woohoo!" break dances
Shinobu: appears out of nowhere "Um…Naru? I think I'm dying…"
Naru: "Uh? What?" Looks at Shinobu and sees a liter of blood just sitting on the floor "OH MY FUCKING GOD SHINOBU THAT'S YOUR PERIOD! YOU NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!"
Shinobu: "Don't worry…it's happened ever since I was three…"
Naru: "?"
Mutsumi: still rolling around on the floor in the hot oil "I like lollipops!"
Haruka: sitting at a nearby table where nobody has apparently noticed her and smoking too "Ah, these children…"
Back at the training field…
EXTREME: sitting on Motoko's back "I said TEN HUNDRED pushups not ONE THOUSAND!"
Motoko: doing pushups "But they're the same fucking thing!"
EXTREME: "Quiet woman! Or do you want me to get…THE WHIP" a sound of a cracking whip can be heard
Motoko: "AH! NO NO NO NO! I'll do it again…"
EXTREME: "That's what I thought!"
Somewhere at a nearby movie theatre…
Kitsune: holding Keitaro's arm "So what do you want to see…dear?"
Keitaro: "Ummmm…" looks at the selection "How about 'big-breasted-teens gone extremely way overboard wild'?"
Kitsune: "…how about something a bit more…romantic?"
Keitaro: "I thought that was pretty romantic"
Kitsune: "Ok…Oh! How about 'Lover's point'?"
Keitaro: "That's only rated PG!"
Kitsune: "How about the rated 'R' version"
Keitaro: "Now that's what I'm talking about woman!" kisses Kitsune on the forehead
Kitsune: blushes a lot "Ah…"
Naru: nearby "What the fuck! He never kissed ME before!"
Haruka: "Who WOULD want to kiss you?"
Naru: "Shut the fuck up!"
Inside the movie theatre…
Girl: (in the movie) "Oh John! I love you so much…"
Boy: "Oh Sally! I love you too…"
Girl: "Oh John…"
Boy: "Oh Sally…I…want to show you something…a little present I got you…"
Girl: "And what would that be?"
Boy: "Well…when I mean small…I mean REALLY FUCKING HUGE!" unzips his pants
Girl: "Oh JOHN!"
Keitaro: with his popcorn, and candy, and drink "Woo! Go get 'er John!"
Kitsune: Now's my chance to…Kitsune puts her hand on Keitaro's hand YES! It worked!
Keitaro: doesn't even notice "WOOO! YEAH! Take THAT bitch! WOOO!"
Naru: sitting in the row behind them "What the fuck? Keitaro never touched MY hand!"
Haruka: "Your hands are filthy! You've never washed them ever since we left for this planet"
Naru: "Shut the fucking fuck up!"
Su: "THEY DO SEXYSEXY IN DA AZZ!" bounces around
Mutsumi: watching the movie "Oh my! Reminds me of my pre-school days, teehee"
Everyone looks at Mutsumi
Mutsumi: "Teeheehee"
After the movie…
Keitaro: "Man, that was a great movie" takes a stretch "I really like that part where the girl took it up the ass"
Kitsune: "Yeah…" turns to face Keitaro and puckers her lips
Keitaro: "What?…..OH! You want an M&M too? Here you go!" pops one in her mouth
Kitsune: eats the M&M That's not what I meant…hmm…maybe I need to catch him off guard or something… "Hey Keitaro…would you like to go take a walk across the beach?"
Keitaro: "Sure, why not?"
Kitsune: with shiny eyes "REALLY? I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D…BUT YOU DID SO…"
Keitaro: "Listen bitch, do you want to or not?"
Kitsune: nods her head, like a billion times
Naru: nearby "That's it…I'm gonna have to move in RIGHT NOW…" starts to approach the two "Hey Keitaro! What's up?"
Keitaro: "And who the fuck are you?"
Naru: "It's…me…Naru"
Keitaro: "Yeah, and what do you want with me? Can't you see I'm BUSY?"
Kitsune: Oh my god! He's actually defending me!
Naru: "Well…I just thought that…I could come walk along the beach with you…"
Keitaro: "Oh, ok then, sure, why not?"
Kitsune: WHAT!
Su: "AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Mutsumi: "I might as well come along too…"
Haruka: "A nice sunset would be pleasentful to end the day"
Shinobu: "Well I'm not being left behind…"
Keitaro: "Great! You can ALL come!"
Everyone: "YAY!"
Kitsune: "groan…"
Back at the training field…
EXTREME: "Alright Kanako! Once again from the top!"
Kanako: charges her energy until she starts glowing "Haaaaaaa….."
EXTREME: "Now…form the bow!"
Kanako: uses her energy to form a really large bow and quiver "HAAAAAAA……"
EXTREME: "Now hit all the targets! OR ELSE THEY'LL HIT YOU!" EXTREME jumps in the air and throws 10,000 bombs heading straight for Kanako…
Kanako: "WHAT THE FUCK!" starts firing her energy arrows at the bombs successfully blowing up maybe…1,000? Yeah, 1,000...then of course Kanako gets hit with the rest
SFX: "KABOOM! MUTHA-FUCKA!"
EXTREME: "Too slow! We'll do it once again from the top!"
Kanako: practically dead "ow…"
At a beach somewhere…
Shinobu: "La la la la la…" starts skipping
Su: flying around everywhere "WOOOOW! BOOOOOOM!"
Naru: holding Keitaro's right arm "Teehee"
Kitsune: holding Keitaro's left arm "Grr…"
Haruka: smoking a cigar "Ah…that's the shit…"
Mutsumi: eating a watermelon "YUM!"
Kitsune and Naru: "So Keitaro…"
Naru: "You go first Kitsune…"
Kitsune: "No, I insist Naru…you go first…"
Naru: "Ok! So Keitaro, will you give me a kiss?"
Keitaro: "Sure!" kisses Naru
Kitsune: "WHAT!"
Keitaro: "What? It's just a kiss…"
Kitsune: "Hmm…will you…have sex with me?"
Keitaro: "Sure!" has sex with Kitsune
Naru: "Jesus child raping Christ! I did NOT want to see that!"
Keitaro: "You mean…you don't like my…"
Naru: "Well…I…"
Kitsune: still feeling pleasure from the sex sessions she just had Yes! Maybe if Naru admits that she's a lesbian, then maybe…just maybe, Keitaro will be ALL MINE!
Keitaro: stops walking "Well?"
Naru: "Well it's not like I…"
Keitaro: getting pissed off "You don't like my penis! Oh my god Naru! I thought we had something going here, but now you admit to me that my penis isn't the most important thing in your life! Oh my god, now what am I gonna do!"
Naru: "Wait! I do…but…"
Keitaro: "But what? Too big for ya?"
Naru: "Well…"
Keitaro: "THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!" lets go of Naru's arm "Come Kitsune…Naru doesn't like my penis anymore"
Kitsune: That was pretty fucked up, but I'll take it "Sure thing dear!"
Naru: "But…Keitaro…I'm just not ready…"
Haruka: "Tough fucking luck Naru…you should know by now that when a man or a woman offers their genitals you should take that chance and just take them right then and there instead of letting it go like that…"
Naru: "I can't believe…I lost him…" falls on to the sand "I can't believe…"
Shinobu: "Meow?"
Naru: "What is it Shinobu?"
Shinobu: "Something tells me that he's not gonna be with Kitsune very long you know"
Naru: "What makes you say that you little fuck?"
Shinobu: "Well…all I know is that he fell in love with you first" Shinobu winks at Naru
Naru: "Really? You fucking think so?"
Shinobu: "I'm totally positive" gives a victory sign
Naru: "Fuck! Then hope is not all lost! KEITARO! WAIT FOR ME!" Naru gets up, runs towards Keitaro and jumps on his back
Keitaro: falls down "AUGH! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU NO-PENIS-LIKER!"
Naru: smiles "I don't care about what you say, because I love you Keitaro!" hugs Keitaro
Kitsune: "!"
Keitaro: "…what…did you say?"
Naru: Oh my god…what did I just fucking say? Oh my god…Naru slowly lets loose of her grip on Keitaro
Keitaro: "Wait! Naru! What did you say?"
Naru: starts running away "AAAHHH! I SAID NOTHING! NOTHING YOU FUCK! NOTHING!"
Keitaro: attempts to chase Naru, but gets pulled back by Kitsune "Ugh…"
Kitsune: "But Keitaro…I love you too…"
Keitaro: "What?"
Kitsune: "I love you"
Keitaro: "Who loves you?"
Kitsune: "No…I love YOU!"
Keitaro: "What about me?"
Kitsune: "You! I love you!"
Keitaro: "You love who?"
Kitsune: "YOU!"
Keitaro: "Umm…I know you're trying to say something but, I'm not getting you…"
Kitsune: lunges towards Keitaro and passionately kisses him on the lips "Mmm…"
Keitaro: "mmm…"
Kitsune: lets go "I love you Keitaro" has tears in her eyes
Keitaro: "You…you love me?"
Kitsune: He…he understood! I can't believe it, but he did! "Yes Keitaro, I love you!"
Keitaro: "But Naru said…"
Kitsune: "Forget about what Naru said, what I say matters the most!" hugs Keitaro
Keitaro: "…" But Naru…Keitaro looks behind him but to his avail, cannot see Naru anymore
Back at Charles' house…
Naru: "Huff, huff, huff…" Naru sits down on the couch in the living room while Ale serves her some tea
Ale: "What's the matter dear?"
Naru: "huff…I…huff…said…huff…love…Keitaro…"
Ale: "Oh! You admitted it did you?" smiles "That's a lovely thing isn't it?"
Naru: "NO! Fuck no bitch! Because Kitsune loves him too!"
Ale: "So a rivalry then?"
Naru: "Not fucking really, but still…"
Ale: "I remember when I fell in love with Charles…he just entered that training facility and I admitted my love to him…because he was so manly, and all that…"
Naru: "Fuck bitch, you on some shit?"
Ale: "No, that's how it really happened…I don't know, there's just something about him that attracts me to him…"
Naru: "Fuck…" relaxes on the couch "Now what am I gonna fucking do?"
Ale: "Just face him and tell him how you truly feel"
Naru: "Hey! That's what my bitch of a little sister told me! And it worked last time too!…I'll tell him as soon as he gets back…
: "I'm not so sure about that…"
Naru and Ale both look at the mysterious figure standing by the doorway while they see the entire gang tied up and held in a bind.
: "What? Am I too early?"
Naru: "Robert…"
Robert: "Heh…didn't think you'd be here at a time like this" looks at the staff he's holding "But thanks to this baby here, I'm able to do the impossible bitches…oh! And Ale! Nice to see you too"
Ale: getting enraged "Get the fuck outta my house!"
Robert: "And what if I don't wanna?"
Ale: "Grrr…" lunges towards Robert to only bounce right back from a magic force field being held around him
Robert: "I told you dear, I can do the impossible…I'll take over this world and every other that are out there…but first I need to get Mei, and get back Charles' fighting power…"
Ale: "I WONT ALLOW IT!" starts throwing her fists and feet at Robert but can't seem to hit him
Robert: throws magic handcuffs and a gag on both Ale and Naru and they both fall to the ground "Are you quite done yet? Now where is that motherfucker? Oh Mei Someone's here to see you…"
Back at the training field…
EXTREME: "Good job Mei…keep up the good work…while you three…KEEP WORKING!"
The Commander comes out of nowhere in a haste
Commander: "Everyone…he's here!"
Charles: exhausted "WHAT! ALREADY! I thought you said three days!"
Commander: "Yes, well since he has your staff he can speed up time for himself…if I only knew that I would've asked you to come sooner…
Charles: "COMMANDER YOU ALWAYS KNEW THAT!"
Commander: "…….ANYWAYS! He's going to be arriving here soon…everyone get in your…GAH!" the Commander is lifted high up in the air and is dropped to the ground
Robert: flies in on everyone "Ah, it's good to be here…" turns to face Mei "Now Mei…I'm gonna need you to give me back your power…"
Charles: takes out his sword and swings it at Robert
Robert: "Heh! That crusty thing? That thing could never…BWAH!" the sword pierces right through Robert's shield "How the hell!"
Charles: "Come on bitch! Ready for round 2?"
Robert: "Grrr…" puts everyone else that was tied up in a big clear box that's floating in the sky
Kanako: fires an arrow at Robert and it just barely touches him "Heh, and next time I wont miss for your heart!" Kanako readies the bow
Mei: Gets in her stance "You want my power? Well come and take it!"
Motoko: "You don't even have any power yourself! Just magic! What can magic do?"
EXTREME: "I shall assist in this fight as well"
Robert: "You want to see what it fucking does? I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT CAN FUCKING DO!" Robert charges his energy until he emit's a strong glow all around him, about 2 meters radius