Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, J.K. does. Hats off to lils03 for letting me use a summery so similar to her's for 'Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang' (which, by the way is an awesome story which anyone who like James/Lily should read), to the television show 'Smallville' which gave me this idea, and to the movie 'The Parent Trap' for giving me the idea for James and Lily's fight (I basically stole an idea of theirs). You rock lils03 and Smallville! (And The Parent Trap!)
"Who Done It?"
Summery: James loves Lily. Lily loves James. James and Lily break up. Lily marries Remus. Remus is murdered. Now it's all one big case of ''who done it?''.
Hi, it is I, your lovely author. This is just a little sampler to see if you like this idea. It won't include anything major, just some back round to see if you like my writing. Enjoy, and REVIEW!
Chapter One: Hair Dryers Can Be Just As Painful As Memories
His name was James Potter. Her name was Lily Evans. She was the girl of his dreams. She hated his guts. Then they started dating. Then they got engaged. Then they broke up.
"I said no! How many times do I have to tell you!"
"You're being unreasonable! Why won't you just hear me out!"
"I'm being unreasonable! You're the one who's trying to get me to sign some stupid prenuptial agreement!"
"Not me, my stupid father!"
"Well if he's so stupid why do you want me to sign it! Oh wait, I forgot. Apparently stupidity runs in the family!"
"Lily!"
"James!"
"Lily!"
"Idiot!"
"Prude!"
"Prat!"
"You're being ridiculous!"
"Arrggggg!" Lily screamed as she threw her hair dryer at James's head and stormed out of his apartment, magically making her things follow, several of which hit him on their way out.
His name was Remus Lupin. Her name was Lily Evans. He was her good friend with a small crush. She was on the rebound. Then they started dating. Then they got engaged. Then they got married. Then they went on their honeymoon. Then he was murdered.