Ten Rules for survival in the Pegasus Galaxy

John sends Mitchell the Ten rules of the Pegasus Galaxy.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: By popular demand, I have written a part 2 for 10 rules. This is it! Some spoilers for the first episodes of the 10th season so beware. Thanks to all who have reviewed

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Colonel Cameron Mitchell sat down at his computer to clear out his e-mail box before he left for the Pegasus Galaxy. Junk, junk, junk. He deleted three notes in quick succession before coming upon one from ColJSSGCAtlantis. Huh, he thought. Wonder what he needs.

From: 10 rules for use in the Pegasus Galaxy

1) Watch out for the Wraith. They're mean, nasty and they'll suck the life out of you given half a chance.

2) If you see a tick the size of your head, go the other way.

3) The women in Pegasus are pretty nice looking, but make sure they're not ascended (or going to ascend) before you go kissing them.

4) Atlantis is a big city with surprises around every corner. Watch your step.

5) NEVER trust the Genii.

6) Storms on Atlantis's planet can get nasty. Lock the door, turn on the shield and HANG ON!

7) NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU TRUST THE WRAITH! Even if, ESPECIALLY IF, what they are offering is too good to pass up.

8) Don't trust a Wraith that was turned human then back to Wraith either. They get temperamental.

9) Listen to the geniuses. You never know when you will be needing the information they possess.

10) If you run into Lt. Ford, don't eat anything he offers. It may be laced with Wraith Enzyme and coming down off of it is NOT pleasant.

If you ignore these rules and find yourself in trouble, don't come crying to me.

John Sheppard

Cam smiled as he typed his response:

From: ColCMSGC.cheyennemt.gov

Subject: Re: 10 rules for use in the Pegasus Galaxy

1) So I've heard. I wonder who would win in a fight between the Ori and the Wraith. Let's hope we never have to find out.

2) I've heard the bugs in Wraith town are big. Thanks for the warning.

3) I don't do the ascended thing.

4) So's New York and I like to visit there.

5) Just how many times have they lied to you anyway?

6) I've been through some pretty good hurricanes but your storm makes them look like a light rain.

7) Know what you mean there my friend.

8) Don't know what you mean. Hope I never do.

9) I've gotten into some BIG trouble from not listening to my geniuses.

10) If I run into Ford, I'll hog tie him and deliver him to y'all at Atlantis. Won't give the boy a chance to offer me any dinner.

See y'all in a couple of weeks.

Cam Mitchell