Mookage: Heya! Yay, this is my first ficcie! I hope you enjoy it!
Gaara: You know, you really need a life.
Mookage: You are my life! (glomps Gaara)
Gaara: Ahhh, happiness, love, it BURNS!
Mookage: I love you too! On 2 d fic!
Chapter 1: Breakfast Showdown
Wire-Frame 1: Hmm. It's time to wake everyone up.
Wire-Frame 2: (Moves towards a giant switch) Right.
(Flips switch and giant alarm goes off)
How Each one Reacts in their rooms:
Bowser: What the bleep! I was just gettin sum beauty sleep here!
Captain Falcon: (He wasn't even in his room sleeping) (While practicing in basement) Falcon Pun-Ahhhhhh! (Runs around like a chicken with no head) The Marshmallow people. Ahhh! Ahh- Ow. (Ran into punching bag)
DK: (Snoring still.)
Dr. Mario: Mamamiya!
Falco: Damn you! (Starts shooting the flashing alarm in room with gun)
Fox: Damn you! starts shooting the flashing alarm in room with corn (A/N: Hehe. With butter too!)
Ice Climbers: ...
Wire-Frame 3: (Looking at security screen) Hey. Where's the Ice Climbers?
Random Dude: 'dunno
Ice Climbers: Woohoo! We love Antarctica! (Nana falls off cliff.)
(Yeh. You get it. Moving on.)
Later When Everyone's Awake Eating Breakfast
Mario: Wow this is awesome!
Peach: Thank you. It is a secret recipe. (Smiles)
Young Link: You got any Pop-Tarts around here? (Searching around kitchen)
Peach: You could ask the chef. But try some of my pancakes.
Young Link: (Stares at food as if a virus) Uhhh. Thanks. (Throws pancakes out window while Peach isn't looking)
Outside While Marth is Watering Flowers
Marth: La la la la la! Oww! Ah! The sky's falling!
Chicken Little: Dude. Not cool. I'm like, totally calling my lawyer.
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Peach: Done already?
Young Link: Uhhh yeah. (Runs out of kitchen)
Peach: Just be back before the tournament!
(Everyone starts to stare at Link)
Link: What!
...cough...
Ness: Ewww. What is this!
Peach: What?
Ness: This!
Peach: Oh, that's just broccoli! I made that pancake special for you so you could grow-up strong. (A/N: Broccoli, on your pancakes? Seriously people.)
Everyone except Peach: O.o
Ness: It looks like someone shited on it or somethin. (Stares at food)
(Long Silence) Crickets
Roy: Just eat it already! Stupid kid!
Ness: (Stands on table) Who you calling kid!
Roy: (Stands on table too) You. And what-whoa! (Table breaks)
(20 mins later, after they get a new table.)
Roy: (Stands on table too) You. And what you gonna do about it, punk!
Everyone: 0.0
Captain Falcon: Damn, it's on!
Ness: Well at least i'm not a sky scraper! You, you sky scraper thing you!
Captain Falcon: (Jumps out of seat) Whoa! Burned!
o.o
Captain Falcon: (Taking his seat) errhm
Roy: Uhh.Oookay. Anyways, why don't we take this outside! (Takes out celery stick) A/N: Couldn't resist!
Director: Oh, how'd that get in there? Okay, sorry people!
(sigh, Another 20 mins later)
Roy: Uhh.Oookay. Anyways, why don't we take this outside! (Takes out celery sword)
Ness: (Getting out yo-yo) Let's! Biyatch!
Roy: What you call me! You little-(Jumps on Ness)
Everyone: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Roy: You little pip-sqeek! Im'a kill you!
Ness: Wahhhh! (Knocks Roy in the eye with yo-yo)
Roy: Ahhh! My friggin eye! I'm gonna getcha for that!
(Starts bawling towards the door)
Everyone: Blank stares
...Cough...
Later Outside
Young Link: (Eating his Big Mac) Hmm. I wonder if that chick Zelda likes me. (Stuffs his mouth somemore) Oh well. What the-(Drops burger) That ball of dust heading right towards me seems to look like-
Roy: Outa the way!
(But it was too late. Young Link got caught in the fight)
The ball headed towards town knocking down various items, including:
4 Cats
15 Dogs
2 Trashcans
45 Dumpsters
36 Flags
1489 People
12 Shopping Carts
1 Young Link
1 Big Mac
54 Stuffed Unicorn Factoriesfrom Detroit A/N: Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy Rulez!
ect.
Then Headed Straight back to the Super Smash Bros. Melee Mansion.
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Marth: You can't sue me!
Chicken Little: Oh yeah! Let's fight for it! (Pulls out a turkey.)
Marth: Yea! (Pulls out a chicken)
Chicken Little: Gasps. Bobby!
(Starts swingin poultry at each other.)
Later when they arrive
Wire-Frame 1: Mmmhmm. That still doesn't make a difference. You fought while not in a tournament so, you must be punished.
Ness: But-
Roy: Will you just shut up you midget! You'll just get us in more trouble!
Ness: Why don't you shut up!
Wire-Frame: Hush both of you! Before I have to take you to the Supreme Ruler, Master Niggah Bitch You Know You WannaBLEEP Him Hand!
Both: 'k
Wire-Frame: Now, since you was in such a hurry to fight now, I'm banning you from the tournement. Besides, ever since you have arrived, Roy, you two never get along. Now go along now.
Both: Alright sir.
Wire-Frame: I'm a friggin WOMAN!
Both: (Runs away to their rooms)
Mookage: Well, there you have it. The revised version of Chapter 1: Breakfast Showdown! How'd ya like it huh, huh? Tell me, huh? REVIEW PLEASE!
Gaara: That sentence made no sense. As a matter of fact, you don't make any sense, but-
Mookage: I know, I know, that's what you like about me, huh?
Gaara: No, I was gonna say-
Mookage: Anyway, review please. Also, the next update will probobally (I can never spell that word) be Friday, because I gots school tommorrow. Waaaaah!
Gaara: Stop whining, at least you got off today. That only means 4 days, you big baby.