Mookage: Yo wut up my peoplez!
Gaara: Er...
Mookage: Yeah, I'm back! Ha, thought I needed a new chapter.
Gaara: Oh god, the horror.
Mookage: Just so ya know, I haven't been on 'cuz I was grounded-and still am. I'll still try to update though ;P
Gaara: Yeah, could you possibly get on with it? My butt hurts from sitting in this god damn chair all day!
Mookage: Kewly! By the way, THNX EVRY1 4DA REVIEWS!---and cookie :D
Gaara: Oh damn you! That's why she's so crazy now. What did I tell you about eating cookies!
Mookage: (Puppy face) Nut'n :P
Gaara: I'm leaving.
Mookage: On 2 D Fic!
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I DO NOT OWN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS OR MC DONALDS! PLEASE DON'T SUE ME, I'M JUST A TEENAGER WITH NO MONEY! Well, at least none for you :P
Chapter 2: Where My Food!
Ganondorf, Bowser, DK, and Mr.Game and Watch were at McDonald's ordering their lunch after a long day at target practice.
Employee: Sir, we don't have any bananas here!
DK: WHAT KIND OF FRIGGIN FOOD PLACE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS!
Employee: Sir calm down. Lots of food places don't have bananas. If you wanted some, why didn't you just go to a grocery store!
DK: LISTEN YOU SCRAWNY LIL SHRIMP FACED ASS, IF I WANTED TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD'VE!
Employee: Next
DK: YOU LIL BITCH! YOU DON'T THROW ME OFF LIK-
Ganondorf: Hello? Some service!
Employee: Oh yes sir, what would you like?
Ganondorf: I would like a seventeen-decker cheeseburger with fries. Large, lighlty browned, with little salt. Oh and a coke-with TWO icecubes! I'd like for them to be medium sized. Also, put them in at the order of their temperature.
At Another Register
Employee 2: (Cheesy smile) Hi! How may I help you?
Mr.G&W: Beep beep boop bop. (Milkshake please)
Employee 2: (Smiles nervously) Eh heh, huh?
Register 1
Employee: SEVENTEEN? BY TEMPERATURE? FRIES?
Ganondorf: (Death glare) Is this a...problem?
DK: GOD DAMMIT WHERE THE FLIPPIN NIGGERS IS MY BANANAS!
Bowser: Shut up man.
DK furiously leaves to-uh-somewhere
(HOURS LATER)
Employee: Here's your order sir. (Holds out the tray)
Ganondorf: Eh? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I specifically asked for seventeen, this is eighteen.
Employee: That's a tomatoe.
Ganondorf: Did I ask for tomatoes? No. I asked for a cheeseburger! You insignificant fool, GET IT RIGHT!
Employee: Eek! Yes sir!
(MORE HOURS LATER)
Ganondorf: What the hell is this? Hmph, I don't feel like seventeen anymore. Just give me a single.
Employee: (GRRRRR) Yes sir.
(...AND SO IT CONTINUES)
Ganondorf: What is THIS? I asked for a cheeseburger not a hamburger with cheese!
Employee: IT'S THE SAME DAMN THING!
Ganondorf: Uh, did I SAY you could talk to me?
Employee: I've been talking to you for the last ten hours!
Ganondorf: Hm, whatever. You suck.
Employee: (Sighs) Thank god that's ov-
Ganondorf: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, MY ICE CUBES ARE SMALL! I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR MEDIUM! FUCK YOU! (Throws drink in his face while storming out the door)
Register 2
Employee 2: (Crying) I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU!
Mr.G&W: Beep beep boop bop boop boop beep! (I WANT A DAMN MILKSHAKE WOMAN!)
Employee 2: Wha?
Back To Register 1
Bowser: Yeah, that's all.
Employee: Your total is $132,864,590.73
Bowser: Cool, I'm friggin rich like dat. (Gets out a sack of money to hand to the shocked employee)
(FEW, LIKE, MILLION HOURS LATER)
Employee: Okay, here's your bag 'o billion kiddie meals. (Struggling to hold up the bag)
Bowser squeals like a friggin lil faggie sissy baby as he skips off with his bag 'o billion kiddie meals. (A/N: I actually think bowser's pretty cool)
Employee: Finally they're gone.
Register 2:
Mr.Game and Watch is maniacally flippin' sausages and using the stupid register lady's eyeballs as a trampoline for these wierd kids that pop out of nowhere while drinking his milkshake.
Mr.G&W: Beep boop bop beep bop bop boop beep bop! (I AM VICTORIOUS!)
Later at the employee's house:
It's after dark so the tired employee decides to turn in for the night...
Employee: (Yawns) Man, what a day. (Turns off light)
Voice: Heheheh
Employee: Huh? Who's there!
The employee turns on the light to see, much to his surprise, DK with a bazooka in hand smiling devilishly.
DK: No bananas eh?
Employee: Mommy...
Mookage: Not my best, but it was an update right? Don't worry I promise good for chapter four. HONEST!
Gaara: Four?
Mookage: Yeah, remember I'm working on a bonus chapter?
Gaara: Oh, I don't care either way.
Mookage: Sure ya don't.
Gaara: I DON'T!
Mookage: (Sneers) Anyway, chapter four will have Ness, Young Link, Pichu, and Roy! Expect an update on Thursday or Monday!
Gaara: Oh lord, Roy and Ness-again?
Mookage: YES
Gaara: (silence)
Mookage: I'm hungry. Well everyone, REVIEW! Any ideas or suggestions are welcomed.
Gaara: You're desperate, aren't you?
Mookage: SHUT UP! I still lovez you though (giggles)
Gaara: oh---no...