A/N: Okay, you wanted an update, and you got it! First of all, a big thank you to my reviewers, Jeni Star, MetalMyersJason, Alexis Kent, and Nota Lone. Remember people, reviews are like oxygen! Anyway, as I promised, the debut of "All My Operas" is here, the world in which relationships are constantly changing and social issues are tackled more than once. Also, we have the talk show, "Phan Talk." I had no better ideas, so I decided to make it a blatant spoof of SOAPnet's "Soap Talk." Oops! Better not keep you waiting any longer…

Disclaimer: What do you think I'd be doing if I owned it? Let your mind wander…

"All My Operas"

Meg grabbed her mother's free hand. "Come on, Maman, the others are having a party in the staff room of the Opera House…Let's go!" Madame Giry stopped her daughter gently, reminding her of the terrible events that had happened before. "Meg, you must remember. The Opera House burned down a week ago."

"Who cares?" Meg said. "In this universe, we throw continuity to the wind!"

The ballet mistress nodded. "You do have a point. Let's go, then. Maybe Erik will be there, and his deformity will have reduced again…Maybe now, it's just a zit!"

The mother and daughter ran into the Opera House, fully restored to its former glory. Firmin and Andre were having a ball, dancing in a way that is not…chaste enough to commit to paper… or the television screen. Erik sat in a corner, maskless, as Raoul and Christine danced, and to the delight of the ballet rats, Madame Giry had been right! His deformity had become a simple pimple, and every girl in the room but Christine was moaning about his flawless face. He pushed his way through the ballerinas, and came up to Raoul and Christine. He said in a low, growling voice, "This is not over," as he began to ascend the stairs. He finally reached a level that was taller than the chandelier, which was now hanging dangerously close to the floor. Erik jumped straight into the chandelier, as Christine let out a scream that would have chilled the very marrow in your bones… Meg left the room and suddenly found Erik, hiding in a dark corner of the room. He whispered, "You mustn't tell Christine…I did this for her, to protect her, as so many men do."

She sighed. "Fine…" and left. Meg came to Christine, who had left Raoul and by now was sobbing. Her head slowly came up as she said, "There is only one option, Meg. Erik is dead, and Raoul has joined the mob off-screen to work for a man named the Dragon, who relentlessly pursues people who have left the Witness Protection Program. Forget that it has not been founded yet… Anyway, there is one choice for me, and I have made it."

"What is it?"

"I am going to spontaneously become a lesbian and start shacking up with you."

Meg shrugged. "Okay," she said, as she enveloped Christine in a passionate kiss.

Erik watched the two women, with a sad look in his eyes. "It is better this way," he whispered. He was about to disappear, when- who should show up, but Raoul! He was now dressed in a stylish tuxedo and fedora. Erik's face started to turn red, as he barely spit out the words, "My- fedora." He whipped it off of Raoul's head, put it on more quickly than Hugh Panaro putting on his mask during Stranger Then You Dreamt It, and turned to Raoul. "What do you want?" he sighed.

Raoul said, "I'm in the mob now… Didn't you listen to that dialogue between Meg and Christine? Anyway, I'm here to off you." He lifted the pistol he carried, and not a second later, a gunshot rang out through the Opera.

On the next All My Operas:

Christine regrets telling Meg her decision.

Raoul is rushed to the ER.

Erik fakes his own death- again.

A/N: Hope you liked this one as much as N.O.T.L.! Again, please don't be offended by the lesbian comment- simply imitating All My Children's way of handling lesbianism… Anyway, now the talk show, "Phan Talk."

(We now see the two cohosts of "Fan Talk," Phrank and Phaith Phitzgerald.)

PHRANK: Hi everyone, and welcome to the first, or should I say, "phirst," episode of Phan Talk! I'm Phrank, and that's Phrank, not Frank, and this is my cohost, Phaith. Not Faith. Phaith.

PHAITH: Hi. Okay, let's get cracking. Who will we be talking to today?

PHRANK: First, we'll do a little talking about the new cover of Susan Kay's Phantom! And then we'll have the one and only Raoul, Vicomte de Chagny!

RAOUL PHANGIRLS: Yayyyyyyyyyyy!

RAOUL HATERS: Aaaaaa! Kill the foppppppppppppp!

PHAITH: Think about it, girls: If Raoul's here, what could Erik and Christine be doing?

RAOUL HATERS: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

PHAITH: Nothing like a little positive encouragement.

PHRANK: First of all, let's look at the brand-new cover of Phantom, made by the one and only Romil Ilagan. The cover is black and white, and it features Erik- of course- whose face is covered by a scarf. He is surrounded by mist and candles.

PHAITH: I really like it. It's not too extravagant, and it seems to capture Erik's essence.

VARIOUS PHANGIRLS: :various screams of "We love you, Erik!" "Phantom is my soul mate!" "Take me instead of Christine!" etc. :

PHRANK: Well, I think that sums up our feelings… We'll be right back to "Phan Talk" after this commercial break.

A/N: Hope you liked this chappie, remember: Reviews are oxygen! Concrit, please, but no flames!