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"Awwwwwwwww, I think Ryouga needs a hug to calm him down," Ranma said teasingly and walked over to him in her dripping wet clothes.

"No! Ranma, don't you dare!" He got up quite suddenly and tripped backwards on his chair. Ranma jumped on him and poof. The others didn't quite understand what was going on. All they heard was the sound of a squealing piglet coming from where Ryouga should have been.

"Pig boy!" Inuyasha yelled and laughed even harder. Ryouga…P-Chan squealed at him, Inuyasha laughed harder. P-Chan ran over and bit Inuyasha on the hand. "Ow!"

Just then, Akane raced into the room. "Did I just hear P-Chan?" She asked no one in particular as she surveyed the room. P-Chan squealed again and Akane ran over to him and picked him up. "Hey, where'd Ryouga go?"

Chapter Eleven – Interesting Conversations

After the…interesting events of the morning, things settled down a bit. Kagome got Ranma some hit water so he could change back. Ryouga, of course, didn't want to change back infront of Akane, so he stayed a pig.

"Agh, P-chan, quit squirming," Akane said to the piglet writhing under her grip. P-chan squealed and hung his head (well, the best that a pig can I s'ppose), realizing that he couldn't get away.

Akane sighed. "Well, maybe it's time for us to go home. I wouldn't want to wear out our welcome."

"Ah, no. It's okay, really." Kagome said, waving off Akane's suggestion.

"Uh, okay then. What are we going to do?"

"Let's go somewhere, I'm bored." Inuyasha yawned, further illustrating his state of boredness.

Kagome gave him a skeptical look. "Oh, and where are we supposed to go? You guys don't exactly look normal. I mean, Kouga has a tail and he's wearing a skirt for cryin' out loud!"

"Hey, it's not a skirt!"

Inuyasha glanced over at Kouga. "Then what is it?"

"Uh…it's…a…"

"Ha, it's a skirt!"

"Shut up Mutt! It's not a--"

"ANYWAY," Kagome said suddenly and very loudly, halting Inuyasha and Kouga's argument. "Unless we find a solution to your clothing issues and…Kouga's skirt and tail issue…we can't really go anywhere."

"It's not a skirt," Kouga huffed. "It's a…pelt."

"Sure, call it what you want, just keep your legs closed," Inuyasha muttered. Kagome sighed and smacked Inuyasha upside the head.

"Interesting conversations these people have," Ranma commented quietly to Akane, who was sitting beside him.

"No kidding," Akane said nodding in agreement. Meanwhile, Kouga and Inuyasha had gotten into another argument.

"Hah! At least I have something to show!"

"What did you say! Mine's probably way bigger than yours!"

Kagome sank back into the background. "Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT!" she yelled, her face bright red. "Although Inuyasha's is pretty big…"

"HA!" Inuyasha yelled pointing a finger in Kouga's face. Akane, Ranma, Sango, Miroku, Shippou and P-chan all went silent. And stared at Kagome.

She looked around and saw everybody looking at her. "Uh…" Her face turned about 10 more shades red.

"I guess we know what you do in your spare time now, huh?" Miroku commented. Sango covered Shippou's ears.

Inuyasha decided to tune in at that moment. "WHAT! NO! THAT'S NOT--!" He turned at same shade red in embarrassment as Kagome was and couldn't find the words to finish his sentence.

"MIROKU! YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG! IT WAS INUYASHA'S FAULT!"

"What was Inuyasha's fault exactly?" Sango inquired, still holding her hands against the young fox demon's ears.

"KAGOME! YOU'RE NOT MAKING THINGS ANY BETTER!" Inuyasha yelled at Kagome.

"WELL YOU WERE THE ONE WHO RAN INTO MY ROOM! AND THE OTHER TIME--"

"The "other time"?" Akane asked.

"You know what? I…I'm thirsty, going to go get some water. Bye!" Kagome rushed out of the room away from her prying friends.

"Yeah, me too." Inuyasha said, and dashed off after Kagome.

Miroku watched on as Kagome, then Inuyasha ran out of the room. "I wonder what they're really doing."

Hi! Okay, this (and the last chapter) was my attempt to make this story slightly funnier than it was (which was, not at all). So, I hope you liked it. I laughed at it myself, but maybe that's just because my friend has corrupted me.

Anyways, reviews would be greatly appreciated (I love my reviewers, they make me feel special! Wow that sounded retarded…) and flames are always welcome in my insane little world.

Cya!