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Kagome sank back into the background. "Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT!" she yelled, her face bright red. "Although Inuyasha's is pretty big…"

She looked around and saw everybody looking at her. "Uh…" Her face turned about 10 more shades red.

"I guess we know what you do in your spare time now, huh?" Miroku commented. Sango covered Shippou's ears.

Inuyasha decided to tune in at that moment. "WHAT! NO! THAT'S NOT--!" He turned at same shade red in embarrassment as Kagome was and couldn't find the words to finish his sentence.

"MIROKU! YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG! IT WAS INUYASHA'S FAULT!"

"What was Inuyasha's fault exactly?" Sango inquired, still holding her hands against the young fox demon's ears.

"KAGOME! YOU'RE NOT MAKING THINGS ANY BETTER!" Inuyasha yelled at Kagome.

"WELL YOU WERE THE ONE WHO RAN INTO MY ROOM! AND THE OTHER TIME--"

"The "other time"?" Akane asked.

"You know what? I…I'm thirsty, going to go get some water. Bye!" Kagome rushed out of the room away from her prying friends.

"Yeah, me too." Inuyasha said, and dashed off after Kagome.

Miroku watched on as Kagome, then Inuyasha ran out of the room. "I wonder what they're really doing."

Chapter Twelve

Akane, Ranma, and P-Chan had already been gone for hours and as expected, Inuyasha and Kouga were fighting again. Miroku, Sango, Shippou, and Kirara just sat in the living room, trying to ignore the whole thing and Kagome in the meantime was trying to stop the guys from fighting.

"Inuyasha, sit!"

WHAM

"Kouga relax okay, you guys can't fight here! You'll destroy the place!" she said, trying to rationalize with the enraged wolf.

"No way, he insulted me, so he's going to pay!" Kouga yelled as he lunged at Inuyasha. Inuyasha by this time was standing up and had drawn Tetsusaiga.

"WIND S—"

"SIT!"

WHAM

Kouga went down also after tripping over Inuyasha's arm.

"ARE YOU INSANE INUYASHA! YOU COULD HAVE DESTROYED MY ENTIRE HOUSE!" Kagome yelled, sitting on his back and prying the Tetsusaiga out of his hand.

Inuyasha sat up, making Kagome fall off of his back and was about to yell at Kagome but pushed down to the ground again. This time, Kouga was kneeling on his back infront of Kagome. "Ha, she's just worried about me. After all, she is my woman."

"AS FOR YOU…" Kagome shouted, suddenly turning on Kouga.

"Huh?" Kouga gulped.

"YOU--"

"Supper is ready!" Kagome's mom called from the kitchen. Kagome looked up where her mom was standing in the hallway between the living room and the kitchen. She smiled sweetly and walked to wards her mom. "Thank you mom."

"Geez, she sure changed her tune quickly." Inuyasha snorted.

Kagome threw an angry glance back at the hanyou. "Sit."

"WAGH!"

WHAM

A while later, after everyone had finished supper, Inuyasha and Kouga were upstairs in Souta's room playing video games with him (Shippou was watching. Beware the insane demons when they are competing against each other). Kagome and Sango (and Kirara) were in Kagome's room with Miroku.

Shippou walked down the hallway to Kagome's room. Inuyasha and Kouga were getting a little violent, losing makes demons angry. Souta of course didn't mind because he was winning.

He came to Kagome's door and was about to knock when heard Kagome and Sango talking and giggling inside.

"Oh, this one, it would look so cute!" he heard Kagome say.

"I think I'll use the pink lipstick, it matches the dress." This was Sango's voice.

Then, he heard a muffled screaming. 'What are they doing in there? Wait a sec…isn't Miroku in there too?' he thought before slowly inching the door open a couple of centimeters.

Before him was the most hilarious/horrible thing he had ever seen. Miroku was tied to a chair in the middle of the room, wearing a pink flowery dress with lace trim. He was also wearing pantyhose and really heavy makeup. Kagome and Sango were standing nearby, Kagome was looking through a bunch of hats on the floor while Sango was hovering near his face about to pull away the gag on his face so she could put some hot pick lipstick on him.

"Oh. My. God." Shippou gasped as he entered the room. "WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" he burst out laughing. The girls saw him.

"Hi Shippou. You like Miroku's new look?" Kagome asked, smirking evilly.

"Yeah. We figured since he likes women so much, he wouldn't mind becoming one." Sango added as she pulled down the bandana they had tied around his mouth.

"HELP ME SHIPPOU!"Miroku squealed as soon as Sango removed the gag. Shippou closed the door behind him and walked into the room. He took the lipstick from Sango and jumped up onto Miroku.

"Let's see…there," he said as he traced the lipstick onto Miroku's lips.

Sango and Kagome clapped and cheered. Miroku glared at Shippou, "Traitor."

"Well maybe if you call Inuyasha or Kouga they'd come to help you. Or maybe they'd just laugh their butts off." Shippou shrugged and jumped down to sit on Kagome's bed.

"You know what…I've got an idea," Kagome said, a thoughtful expression on her face.

"Oh yeah?" Sango asked.

"You know, Inuyasha and Kouga already have long hair, they look kind of girly already, so it wouldn't really be much work…"

"I think I know where you're going with this." Sango grinned evilly.

Well, this chapter is basically all Inuyasha. And the next one is probably going to be mostly Inuyasha too. But I think it's funny, so whatever.

Review please! Question, comments, FLAMES even!

Cya!