A/N: My first entry for the Naruto100 'Modern Times' challenge. Title has been changed since then.
Six Dollars
When Jiraiya asked her out on a date, Tsunade was hardly surprised. She knew the man had a crush on her. It had been evident since they were children. She was mainly just impressed that he had come up with the balls to ask her out directly instead of just hitting on her. So she said yes. She regretted it.
At ten past seven Jiraiya finally showed up at her apartment and picked her up. He assured her that even though he was late, they would still make the movie. And even though he was broke, he would still manage to get them in. Tsunade was starting regret her decision. They were supposedly going to see 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith', but she doubted it. Jiraiya would probably be sneaking off across the hall to watch 'Captain Lust'. Oh well. It was a free movie.
When they finally pulled up at the movie theater, Tsunade was confused as Jiraiya led her around the theater to the back entrance. One eyebrow arched skeptically, Tsunade watched as her date rapped three times on the back door. To her surprise, Orochimaru poked his pale head out the door, his long hair hidden in his theater employee hat. He pouted upon seeing them both.
"Look guys, I found out I'm not allowed to sneak people in to see the movies." Jiraiya started to splutter incoherently, and Tsunade sighed and crossed her arms. She would be the one who ended up paying for this date after all. Orochimaru smirked and proffered a nasty mop.
"But don't worry. If you wait until my boss takes his break, I can get you in to see the bathrooms." Jiraiya turned sheepishly to Tsunade and fished in his pocket, coming up with about six dollars.
"Anyone up for Burger King?"