A/N: My entry to the Naruto100 "Squick" challenge, which is a pairing or situation that you think is icky. And I think Lee x Sakura is icky.
Youthful Love
Sakura moaned, burrowing her face in the pillow and shifting under the sheets. She had been having that dream again. She felt like barfing. With another groan she dragged herself from her sheets and made her way to the door with the plan of visiting her friend the porcelain god. However, her plans were rudely interrupted by what she saw when she opened her.
Rock Lee stood in front of her, framed in the doorway. Wearing only a green thong, a very scanty green thong, and his leg warmers, he flashed a grin and a thumbs up. Sakura was stunned for a moment, her mouth wide open as she struggled for words.
"L-Lee… what are you doing here?" She spluttered, backing away slowly. Lee came into her room with a grin.
"Sakura! I have come to you as Sasuke said you wished! We are to make love with the power of youthful exuberance!" His furry eyebrows drew her horrified gaze. His round eyes and three eyelashes made her shudder. And his thong began bulging. With a scream, Sakura tore her gaze away and ran for the window, the hot blooded blue beast of Konoha on her heels.
She grabbed the window sill and tugged upwards as hard as she could. It was locked. Lee latched onto her shoulders and spun her around, his lips puckered. Sakura tried to scream but her lips were soon covered by Lee's own. She tried to recoil, but he held her fast, fumbling hands roaming her body in a way he probably assumed was romantic. His… bulge pressed against her thigh.
With a scream Sakura sat straight up in her bed, covered in sweat. She was having that dream again. With a groan she reached over for her alarm clock… and encountered something warm. Lee rolled over and it was then she realized she was completely naked and so was he. Sakura looked between the young man and herself… and screamed.