For those of you who like to read the reviews of stories (like me) Digiraver is none other than my friend... Alice! That's why she posted such a funny review!

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The Great Bay Temple and Inka Canyon

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We went through the Zora Hall and were outside. Infront of us was an island that looked like a turtle.

"Time to play a little song..." I said as I started to play New Wave Bossa Nova. The Island infront of us that looked like a turtle turned into a turtle! The turtle talked to us and get on it's back. I being funny, got a rope and made it into a lasso ant threw it on one of the trees on the turtle's back.

"Show off." Alice said as she got on the turtle. When we got to the temple Alice, Raoul, and Christine stayed behind and waited with the turtle at the entrance. We worked through the temple and eventually came across my nemisis, Gekko. This time, he used some strange blobs to protect him. I got so mad at him that I grabbed Link's arrows and began shooting the reptile like frog down. After I had turned him into a nice frog, we went to get the boss key. I begged Link to let me hold the boss key since it was so pretty and shiny... We almost finished the temple when I went back to the entrance to get Alice, Christine and Raoul.

"Why are we coming?" Alice asked all mad.

"Because I want you to come." I replied as we entered the boss room. We all jumped through a hole in the middle of the room and fell on a platform that was surrounded by water.

"I feel like we're being watched." Christine said, looking around.

"Raoul, here's where you make yourself useful. You use Link's arrows to stun Gyorg." I said looking at a shape in the water.

"Gy- Who?"

"Gyorg. A BIG fish with VERY sharp teeth. Look, there he comes now." I replied pointing at the fish that jumped over the platform. It had sharp teeth, big green eyes, sail-like fins on it's back and sides, and was a blood red.

"AHHHHHHH!" Christine cried and fainted.

"Raoul, aim for it's eyes and Meowth will dive into the water and make Gyorg a fish dinner. Which reminds me... I haven't had dinner yet."

"I'm not going near that water! Cats don't like water!" Meowth said.

"I bet you'd do it for May's Skitty..." I said showing Meowth the picture of May's Skitty he had. Meowth grabbed the picture and said:

"Fine, I'll do it for Skitty!" Meowth said.

"Good, now stick to the plan!" I said as Raoul shot an arrow at Gyorg's eye. Then, Meowth dove into the water and, some how, killed Gyorg. Before Gyorg disappeared, Christine woke up and when seeing the fish jump out of the water, she fainted again.

"You owe me..." Meowth said as he got out of the water and wrapped his tail in some cloth. After beating Gyorg, we went to Inka Canyon. We saw a mysterious person with a rod. He said something about the Inkas but he didn't make a spot so Link could use his hookshot.

"Listen, we need to get up there." Link said.

"I can't do that unless you have a certain mask." The man said.

"Either you make the tree appear, or I'll come up there and do it myself!" I said, pulling out the lasso I made.

"Fine, fine." The man said as he disappeared. A tree appeared and Link used his Hookshot and got us, by that I mean Erik, Raoul, Christine and Alice, up on the cliff. I used my lasso to get up there. "Show off." Alice said again. I just smiled. We got to a river with some small Ocktoroks and used Link's Ice Arrows to freeze them and made stepping stones across the river. We got up a cliff and saw some monsters that looked like mummies, they're called Gibdos.

"What are those?" Raoul asked me.

"They are your family, Raoul." I sain with an evil smile.

"That's it! I'm sick and tired of you always being mean to Raoul! So what if you are a Phan Girl, that doesn't mean you can go around and do evil stuff!" Alice yelled looking at me evily.

"I DON'T CARE!"

"Well, fine! I'll just take Tiger and go away! And don't come looking for me!"

"FINE! I WASN'T GONNA LOOK FOR YOU!" I yelled. "WE DON'T NEED YOU!"

Alice walked away with tiger and Erik just looked at me.

"You do realise that Alice, your best friend, just left you, right?" Erik said to me.

"Hunh?" I said.

5 Minutes Later...

"OH MY GOSH! ALICE IS GONE! WHAT HAVE I DONE?" I yelled and ran around.

"That took a while to take an impact on you..." Link said.

"Fine! If Alice wants to be that way, fine! We don't need her." I said as I told everybody to follow me to the Inka Castle.

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Forgive me if it's short or any mistakes are made. My other story, The Da Phantom Code, Needs some reviews that are not by cridicts! (Or what ever those people are that complain about things)

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