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Warning: This fic is totally weird. Crack. I warned you.
Living Together by bolognese
Chapter 1
"So, do you accept my invitation?" asked Yuu as he looked expectantly at his friends slash classmates.
The Academy now allowed the students to take a one-week vacation after the exams. The four-eyed guy's parents told their son that his friends could stay at their mansion while they're away for business.
"Yeah, I'll go!" Mikan exclaimed. "You'll go too, right Hotaru?" her eyes getting all teary and pleading.
"Whatever, baka." Mikan's eyes went all gooey as she stared at Hotaru longingly.
"You, Ruka?" Mikan turned to the blonde in question.
Ruka's face reddened so much they thought he was going to have nose bleed. "Uh..uh… yeah, okay…"
"Me too!" Natsume almost shouted, afraid that he may lose to his best friend. And of course, one-week vacation in Yuu's mansion meant lots of chicken barbeques… Yumm…
"We'll go too!" declared Kokoroyomi, Sumire, Nonoko, and Anna.
"That's nice, everyone! We'll enjoy this vacation, alright?" Yuu smiled, a bit evilly. Mwahahaha…
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After the exams, they immediately went to Yuu's home. They were all assigned to the guest rooms. Duh.
Natsume, Ruka and Kokoroyomi were placed in one room; Mikan, Hotaru, and Sumire across the boys'. Nonoko and Ana stayed in the last one.
An hour passed before the visitors decided to grace Yuu with their presence in the dining room. They were so awed by the house, so… huge. Duh, it's a mansion.
They admired the guest rooms, which were pretty spacious and clean. Each had their own soft bed with elegant white sheets. It was all heaven…
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Dinner that night was a bit of a pain in the arse for Natsume. They had…oh…
VEGGIES!
Sniff. Natsume had to force it all in his poor stomach, and drink lots of water to avoid vomiting. When his glass became empty, he momentarily forgot to drink water. His face turned all green, and he fainted.
No one noticed, since Natsume was sitting in the 'head' position in the table, and everyone was busy discussing their exams.
Gaah..
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What the hell? Where am I? Natsume thought as he realized that he couldn't see anything.
Dammit! I'm blind! Noooooooo… He tried to shout. Nyaaahh…
He looked around, and saw a bit of light coming from a small hole. So I'm not blind after all… But where the heck is this?
Natsume tried to move, but he realized that he was tightly covered with bandages, tissues and taped. He also felt weak, so he couldn't use his Alice.
He moved and moved, and hit his head with an ironing board close to him.
THUMP.
And he's out cold once again.
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When midnight struck, Ruka was hungry again. He secretly abhorred vegetables, but simply cannot refuse Yuu's graces.
He tried to resist an overwhelming urge to go out and sneak into the kitchen. But he was just a man. A human being. With an animal-pheromone Alice. Okay, that was completely irrelevant, but anyway…
Slowly making his way downstairs, he silently felt the walls as not to attract attention from the others. His hand groped for the light switch when he got to the room which he believed to be the kitchen.
He almost screamed when he found Kokoroyomi and Sumire on top of the counter, making out.
Oh, brother.
But before he could shriek his head off, his brain short-circuited and Ruka lost his consciousness.
THUD.
Oh my.
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A/N: Okay, I hope it cracked. I'll try to do more crazy chapters. Kindly review, arigatou!