Thanks to everyone who reviewed the first chapter! And I'm so sorry for the long wait!
Warning: Crack ahead. Some profanity.
Chapter 2
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The next morning, in the dining room…
"Good morning, youuuuu people!" The people almost put two of their fingers in their ears to prevent themselves from getting deaf.
She's so annoyingly noisy in the morning… Kokoroyomi thought dizzily, all the while looking sheepishly at Sumire.
"Hey, where's Natsume?" Mikan looked around the table, expecting an insult from her favorite raven-haired guy from the Academy.
"Yeah, and Yuu, where's Ruka?" asked Hotaru, readying her baka gun.
Horror dawned on Yuu's face as he imagined himself to be on the receiving end of the evil baka gun.
:Inside Yuu's Head:
"Yeah, and Yuu, where's Ruka?" asked Hotaru, readying her baka gun.
"I… I…"
"Where the hell is HE?"
"Umm…" Oh no. He couldn't reveal yet where Ruka is… Well, actually, he doesn't know where Ruka is. He just told his maids to hide him for the time being to play a little game…
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH… Hotaru shot him with her baka gun.
:End of Yuu's imagination:
"He's MISSING!" he said to no one in particular.
"WHAT? REALLY?" wailed a very confused auburn-haired girl. They had to put their fingers now in their ears. Or else.
"Hey, let's just forget the two missing guys, okay! And let's dance this day away!" Nonoko declared as she stepped onto the pristine table, magically conjuring up a pair of stilettos with an Arab costume.
Ok. That totally didn't match. But still…
"Oh yeah!" said Kokoroyomi as he jumped on Nonoko on the table. Nonoko lost her balance, and fell face first on the smooth floor.
"Oh, Nonoko…" Anna came over to her friend who was seeing stars after her doom.
Kokoroyomi whipped out a gun from nowhere. "Dance, or I'ma shoot ya with this!"
"And what is THAT?" they asked in unison.
"Ah.. I call this my P&M's gun! You'll be bombarded with sweet little things that will make you crazy all week!"
Mikan, who was unbelievably deaf at that moment, mistook 'P&M's' for 'PMS'. "OMG! So they're dirty blood? EEEEEWWWWW!"
"HOHOHO!"
First, Kokoroyomi moonwalked. On the table. He blew kisses to his fans while they screamed, "Kokoroyomi!"
Only they didn't pronounce it like Ko-ko-ro-yo-mi but Kok-ro-yo-mi.
"Kokroyomi! Kokroyomi!"
"WHAT THE HELL, YOU BITCHES!" Kokoroyomi screeched.
Next he creepwalked and then did the harlem. Yeah, there on the table, I swear!
"Kokoroyomi!"
"YEAH, that's more like it, you people!" he smiled his shining smile, and a very very bright light streamed across the room, coming from Kokoroyomi's super duper white teeth.
"Oh my eyes!" screamed Yuu, nearly blinded by the sparkling light hitting his glasses.
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Hotaru, Mikan, and Sumire jumped from the window in the dining room to save their eyes.
"Whew. Sumire, why did you let your boyfriend smile like that?" Mikan asked the somatic type.
"I didn't let him you moron! I didn't even know he had teeth as white as that!" Sumire retorted.
"Shut the hell up you too, or you'll face the wrath of my Baka Gun, version 8.0!" hushed Hotaru, as they made their way to the front of the mansion.
"Hey Hotaru, why don't we search for Natsume and Ruka?"
"Nah, they're probably hiding to smoke some pot, you idiot." Said Sumire.
And Sumire was hit by the Baka Gun, version 8.0, knocking her unconscious.
"Let's leave her…" Hotaru told Mikan, and they left Sumire's body on the floor in the foyer to search for the two missing boys.
When they reached the third floor, they looked around and found a neat broom closet standing in the empty hallway.
Maybe they're smoking crack inside? Thought Hotaru, the wheels in her head turning. And Mikan's? Well, she thought of nothing because… well, because she can't think of anything. ROFL.
"Hey, baka, open the broom closet and…"
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Okay, what do you think Hotaru said?
Of course, "…and get a broom!"
Just because there was some dirt on the floor she's stepping on.
Mikan smiled at the thought of being Hotaru's servant and quickly approached the small broom closet. She opened the door.
Slowly…
Slowly…
Okay, the watch is ticking…
Slowly…
What the hell?
Slowly…
"EEEEEEEEEEEP!"
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The end.
Kidding. That's just the end of chapter 2. Thanks for the reviews! (They are greatly appreciated. D) I'll focus on the other pairings in the next chapters, and hopefully, you found this chapter funny, because I did. Nyahaha..
Next chapter: What made Mikan scream when she opened the broom closet… A broom? A monster? Or… Or… two boys smoking crack? gasp