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Chapter 3

"EEEEEEEEEEEP!"

"Wha? What's wrong, you baka!" snapped Hotaru, clearly annoyed at Mikan for not getting the broom faster.

"Oh my gosh, Hotaru! Look, SKITTLES! LOTS OF THEM! YUMMMM…" Mikan replied, saliva dripping from her mouth.

Hotaru was all 'WTF?' as she looked at the gazillion number of packs of skittles scattered inside the broom closet, which was super duper weird because it was, in fact, a broom closet.

Weren't broom closets supposed to contain brooms?

So Hotaru's brains were about to short-circuit with thinking of how SKITTLES would be stored in a fucking broom closet, when Mikan stuffed some into her gaping mouth.

She choked and gagged, and even if she wanted to, she couldn't push the button in her Baka Gun version 8.0. Damn…

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It was noon. Everyone gathered in the dining room to have lunch. Well, everyone except Natsume and Ruka.

"I don't get it, Yuu. Why are they not here with us? Are they doing something else?" asked Nonoko while she munched on some peanut-butter covered lettuce.

"Yeah, something better like playing a game perhaps?" Sumire interjected, obviously bored at the moment. Even though Kokoroyomi was currently devouring her exposed shoulder.

"I don't know where they are! PINKY SWEAR!" shoutingly answered the four-eyed guy.

They stared at Yuu like he was some mental patient, and others even had 'What the hell!' looks on their faces.

"Umm… Guys, I really don't know where they are or where my maids hid them! They won't tell me!" he said, putting down his pinky and placing his hand on his chest to give them that 'I promise!" look.

"gasp YOUR MAIDS HID THEM?" Hotaru pulled out her Baka Gun version 8.0 and used it on Yuu repeatedly until he saw birds, stars and rainbows.

"Stop, Hotaru!" Anna told the technical type as she helped Mikan stop Hotaru from beating the hell out of Yuu.

Kokoroyomi and Sumire were… still there. Eating some popcorn and sipping coke while watching the scene before them.

"I have an idea, everyone!" Mikan said. "See here, we have chicken barbeques! We can track Natsume down with chicken barbeques!"

"Wow. For once, you were right, you baka!" commented Sumire.

"Yeah, okay. But how about Ruka?" asked Hotaru.

"May I ask, why you are so interested in Ruka's whereabouts?" Kokoroyomi said, standing up with Sumire and putting his arms around her shoulders.

"Well?" everyone wondered.

"He…"

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"He owes me some rabbits for that thingy I made for that crazy rabbit of his!"

"Oh…" they all nodded their heads, looking at each other. I don't think they believed Hotaru's reason, but… back to the story…

Mikan and Yuu got a huge plate of chicken barbeques dripping with the yummy brown sauce. "I hope Natsume could smell this…" Mikan said as all of them went to search the house for the two guys.

Sumire sensed something as they neared a creepy-looking door on the second floor. "Hey, guys… looks like we found them…" she whispered as she pressed her ears by the door. "Yeah, it's them alright…"

"Wait! Let's listen first…" said the ever cautious Anna.

"I don't see the point, but… okay…" Kokoroyomi whispered back, eyeing her weirdly.

Nonoko glared at him.

They all turned their ears on the door and listened. They heard…

"RUKA! Give that to me now! It tastes so gooooooooooooooooooood…"

"Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay… Have this, man! Oohh… lick it! Please lick it!

"Yeeeeaaahhh… Maybe it would taste better if we dip it into this white stuff…"

"Naaahh… why dip? Just drink it, man!"

"Ooohh.. wow.. I want to have some moooooooooore…"

The faces of the people outside the door were slowly turning green and red.

Just what was happening behind that door!

Messages to some of the reviewers:

Firemaiden35 You know, I like saying 'WTF' too, a LOT. I hope you were delighted with this story even when you constantly said WTF!. This is crack, so don't take the pairings seriously. But don't you agree that Kokoroyomi and Sumire look good together? Sumire is definitely not for Ruka and Natsume. (For me, at least! D)

Blackcatgirl2006 It was Mikan who screamed ). Thank you very much for your reviews!

Glenda3 and YukiminohDaiomoru Thanks. )

Michiyosama7 ZOMG! But really, Yssa is just fine. D

Everyone else THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Ü

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