The main kid here is
Sora
He's really, really
dumb
His shoes are huge, and
when he's scared
He likes to suck his
thumb
He winds up with the
Keyblade
It's good for
whacking stuff
Like Heartless, Disney
villains,
And some bosses that
are tough
Kairi is his girlfriend
Her brain must be a
fruit
Whenever she sees Sora
She says, "Hey, Sora,
you're cute!"
She waits upon the
islands
For her friends to come
back
And to wipe away her
sorrows
She's now doing Paupu
crack
And over here is Riku
He's really very sad
If he would just kill
Sora
Then I'd be really
glad
He fell into the
darkness
And made the fangirls
cry
So they went over to
Sony
And want Nomura to die
The three are separated
And Kairi's heart is
dust
Riku is now evil
And the Keyblade's
covered in rust
Meanwhile Donald and
Goofy
Have recently arrived
And they're looking
for a Keymaster
Whose brain has just,
well, died
So Sora's on a
journey
And comes to Traverse
Town
Where Yuffie's really
hyper
And Leon wears a frown
Aerith wishes Cloud
were here
And Cid's an idiot
And now our three main
heroes
Are upon a Gummi Ship
They're flying to
other places
At AOL-dialup speed
Riku is a villain
And Kairi's still on
weed
Cloud says hi to Sora
After trying to break
his neck
And then Peter Pan
finds Wendy
On a pirate ship's
deck
Well after all this
browsing
They find the End of
the World
The gummi ship goes
faster
And Sora's gonna hurl
Because just around the
corner
Is the final evil boss
Hey guess what? It's
Ansem
And he's really quite
ticked off
Sora whacks the
stuffing out of him
But just as this is
done
Ansem comes back
stronger
And is ready for more
fun
This happens several
times before
He finally dies for good
Our three delusional
heroes
Have just now saved the
worlds
Now you know of this
disaster
But not of how it came
So maybe I'll
enlighten you
On who there is to
blame
Mr. Tetsuya Nomura
Took a blender one day
He threw in Final
Fantasy for everyone to play
He added in some Disney
Just to make it fun
And some stuff from
Nintendo
Before the work was
done
He pressed the blending
button
Then sat back and
watched it go
It ran for several
years before
He dropped it on his
toe
He poured the whole
concoction
Into boxes then in
carts
And decided he would
name it all
Something like Kingdom
Hearts
Well the whole world's
really happy
Except, of course, for
me
Because I hate that
dumb main character
With the I.Q. of a flea