House had spent half if not all day at the clinic, thinking about what type of crack Cameron was on or if she had plain lost it. The girl was the most healthy one emotionally, however, and usually it was her that tried to help people not the other way around. The door to the treatment room opened and he was relieved to know it was only Wilson.

"What are you doing here when there's about half a room full of people waiting to see a doctor," Wilson asked.

"I've chosen to stay sane," House replied turning on the television.

He wasn't going to discuss problems with a duckling when General Hospital was on.

Once the show was on commercial Wilson asked," So, what's going on with you and your staff."

House took a moment to answer and when he did, it was his usual sarcastic reply.

"Well let's see, Chase is still a pushover, Foreman's still black, and Cameron is giddy."

"Giddy as in extremely happy or Giddy in unusually happy," Wilson asked suspiciously.

"What do you know that I don't," House asked narrowing his eyes.

"Okay-" Wilson began.

Once the ducklings were finished laughing about the little fiasco a few moments ago, they found themselves bored. It wasn't every day that they could actually see a look of horror on their boss's face so it was mostly worth it.

"I bet House is in the clinic trying to avoid you Cameron, maybe we should go offer to take over for him," Chase signaled.

Cameron looked a little annoyed at first, but then smiled confidently and headed out the door, both her co-workers in tow.

"House," she said in a sweet voice and bit back the temptation to laugh at the look of horror he gave her.

"Yes Cameron, I agreed to go to that restuarant with you so shoo," House slightly nudged her away.

"Hoouusseeee, I know it's too soon but I want," Cameron to paused for effectwhen House stopped at the door of the clinic.

"What," House snapped impatiently.

He had better things to do then to listen to this new giddy Cameron who was obviously on drugs.

"I wanta have your baby," Cameron finished in a whiny type voice.

House stood there shocked and suprise evident in his voice. He quickly nudged her aside and limped far away from the clinic as possible. Wilson was going to get a good visit and the man obviously knew something about him that he did not.

The three co-workers met at the same jewish deli that they had been in the following day when they had agreed on seeing the plan through. Foreman rolled his eyes at Chase's picky eating food habit but said nothing. He had over five good pictures on his polaroid camera and a great film that would most likely please the security guards when they watched the tape.

"That I have to admit was funny," Cameron commented taking a sip of her drink.

"See I'm a better manager then you guys thought I'd be," Foreman joked.

Chase rolled his eyes. Thank god his father hadn't actually worked in New Jersey except that short time with the leprosy kidbecause he didn't think he could have handled it.

"Will you cut that out," Foreman finally said out of frustration.

"What," Chase asked.

"You are pickier than those women with eating disorders," Foreman stated.

"There's a difference between being healthy and not eating," Chase huffed.

Foreman left it at that.

As they were leaving, two of them slightly staggering to their cars, jokes were exchanged about what to do with the photos afterwards. The only problem was was that there were too many ideas and a big risk of getting knocked on the head with House's cane, not to mention the torture afterwards. They all stopped as Cameron groaned.

"Oh my gosh, I think I locked my keys in the car," Cameron realized as she fished through her purse.

"Want me to open it," Foreman offered.

Cameron shook her head.

"Not that I'm trying to be mean or anything but I'm slightly drunk anyway and my spare's at home," Cameron added.

"Well with you guys being slightly intoxicated, maybe you'd like to stay at my place, it's closer," Chase offered.

"No thanks, but hey that whole prank idea was good and for the first time your credit," Cameron said and pecked him on the cheek.

Chase silently cursed as the girl left to call a taxi. Foreman was the only one who realized that this prank was going to be a bad idea if it continued.