"Guess what Gibbs? Tony asked Kate out for dinner tonight."
Gibbs groaned. "Why is it only Rule #12 that always keeps getting broken? The others are perfectly structured. Where'd I go wrong Abs?"
"Don't worry Boss-Man. You still got me!"
"Gee, I feel a lot better now." He replied sarcastically.
"Hey! With an attitude like that, no wonder all your rules keep getting broked. If you keep going on like this I may just have to run away with the Duck-Man!"
"Abby, somehow, I don't see that happening."
"Me neither," She sighed. "But a girl can always dream."
"Hmm, ok. Good luck with that." He smiled, patting her shoulder. Before heading off back to the bullpen.
"Hey Gibbs." Abby shouted after him. "Can you send McGee down?"
"Can I ask why?"
"I promised to show him my new tattoo." Judging by the look on Gibbs's face, she thought she should elaborate. "It's on my shoulder blade Gibbs. But McGee doesn't know that!
"McGee!" Gibbs shouted as he walked into the bullpen, coffee in hand. "Abby want to see you down in her lab. She said something about a new tat."
And in the blink of an eye, timothy was gone. Again.
"Abby has another tat?" Tony asked Kate.
"Yeah."
"Where?"
"Shoulder blade."
"Ah, let me guess. Probie thinks it's somewhere else?"
"Yeah, that kid's not going to see anything until she promises to show him her piercings."
"She's got piercings?" He asked, his eyes widened.
"Oh come on. You honestly thought she wouldn't have any?"
"Well, the thought did cross my mind. Where are the piercings exactly?"
"They're ah…." Kate replied, stumbling over her words.
"Oh my God. There?"
Kate nodded back. "Yeah, there."
"Wait a minute, how do you know she's pierced 'there'?"
"She told me."
"Are you sure?"
"Tony, get your head out of the gutter."
"Awe, c'mon Kate, you know there's nothing wrong with a healthy sexual curiosity."
"Yeah, well, you certainly proved that fact when you shoved your tongue down that transsexual's throat!"
"Katie, that wasn't very nice."
"You provoked me."
"Ok, so you're saying you'll do whatever I provoke you to?"
"Oh, you wish DiNozzo!"
"If only you knew." He muttered under his breath so only he could hear.