Super Smash Brothers Melee
Recruiting
Chapter Two
Meet the Smashers
(I do not own any of the characters in this story. Nintendo and Sony do.)
A warp hole opens up in front of the Smasher Mansion. Master hand and everyone else then walks out. "Well here we are." Master Hand said. All of the Sony characters look up at the mansion.
"Wow, is this were we are going to be staying?" asked Kadaj.
"Yes, you will spend the entire year here with other smashers." said Master Hand as he led them to the mansion door. "Welcome to the Smasher Mansion!" announced Master Hand as he opened the door. All of the original smashers then stopped what they were doing and stared at the new comers.
Everyone stood silent until Pikachu said. "Pika Pika!" The sudden sound triggered Xigbar's reaction to draw his guns and blast away at the source. Everyone looked down at what was left of Pikachu's body.
Mario then shouted "Those basterds-a killed Pikachu-a!"
"To WAR!" shouted Ganondorf as he drew his sword.
"To VIOLENCE!" shouted Sephiroth as he drew his sword. They all started to charge at each other when Master Hand stopped them.
"STOP YOU FOOLS, QUIT FUCKING AROUND!" he shouted. Everyone stopped and turned their attention to Master Hand. "Save it for the tournament, but when you are out side of it you are to live together as allies." Everyone then puts down their arms. "Good, now smashers I would like to introduce you to the new qualifiers for this years' Smashers Tournament."
"Do we have enough rooms for them Master Hand?" questioned Luigi.
"No," answered Master Hand, "that is why some of them will be crashing with some of you."
"You mean I am going to share a room with one or two of these insignificant fucks!" shouted Sephiroth angrily.
"Well, we do have one room left-" but before Master Hand could finish he was cut off by Sephiroth.
"Dibs!"
"Okay, now that we have that settled, let us decide who is going to crash with whom. I will give you ten minutes to try to choose your own room mate; if you are not done by then I will choose for you." Master Hand said, but nobody moved. "Fine I will choose for you. Axel, you will crash with Marth and Roy." Axel then walks over to Marth and Roy.
"Hi, I'm Axel, I guess were room mates." Axel said.
"I guess so." Roy responded.
"I like your hair style." Said Axel pointing to Roy's hair.
"I like yours to." Responded Roy.
"I'm a pyromaniac (crazy about fire)." Stated Axel.
"So am I." responded Roy.
"Let's be friends!" Said Axel happily.
"Okay!" responded Roy also happily.
"Well that was easy…"said Master Hand "Zexion, you will go with Mewtwo and Jigglypuff."
"Great I am stuck with freaks." said Zexion as he looked at Mewtwo and Jigglypuff.
"Who are you calling a freak?" questioned Mewtwo.
"You, freak!" responded Zexion. They both gave each other threatening glairs.
"Ummmm right, how about Lexaeus. Why don't you go with Bowser and Ganondorf?" asked Master Hand.
"Humph." Lexaeus responded.
"Luxord, you will go with Pikachu and Pichu." said Master Hand as he revived Pikachu. Luxord then quickly walked over to the pokemon, knelt down to their height and pulled out six random cards.
"Pick a card, any card, one will win you a wedge of cheese…" Luxord said quickly.
"Ummm, I don't think you want to do that-" but Master Hand was cut off by Luxord.
"Shh!" shushed Luxord as Pikachu and Pichu each picked a card. When they looked at the cards they exploded. "HAHAHAHAHA! YOU LOSE!" laughed Luxord.
"Now I'm starting to think that this wasn't such a good idea." said Master Hand. Time went by as everyone got sorted in to their rooms with their room mates. Kadaj and his brothers Loz and Yazoo ended up crashing with Sephiroth. "Alright, now that we're done placing everyone, feel free to explore the mansion." Master Hand told the guests.
"HAHAHAHAHA (takes a puff of his joint), fEeL fReE tO bAnG AnYoNe YoU wAnT!" laughed Crazy Hand. Then all the Sony characters got some dirty thoughts.
"CRAZY HAND, YOU FUCKEN' MORRON!" shouted Master Hand. "Well enough of that go explore the mansion, do whatever you want." With that said every one then left to do their thing, look around the mansion, or show the mansion to the new comers. Master Hand sighed. "This might not go to well…something tells me that this will become an insurance nightmare."
(Short chapter huh? Well everyone has met each other and are now going to explore their new home for the whole year. Find out what happens in the next chapter! More Characters will come!)