It
.x. 5 .x.
As told by The Turks.
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As the damned twit boy practically thrust it in my hand before running off, the thing started giving off this tear-wrenching smell, and squirming.
Strangely.
What the mother Shiva is that!
I held it under the arms and held it out.
The smell is just, whoa. Step back.
"Phew, that stinks yo!"
'Click!'
"Of course it stinks Reno! Don't be stupid!"
Elena scolded me, striding forward and retrieving the stinky thing from my hands.
"Be careful! Itisnotjust some 'thing'!"
"I beg to differ, that thing can kill with its stench, yo!"
Elena just shook her head, and started making strange noises at it.
It laughed.
It likes Elena!
And it didn't like me!
"Your so cute! So very, very cute!"
Elena starts squeaking at it, and going nose to nose with it.
And…
And…
Lucky mother…
"Cute!"
Elena's voice pierced through my thoughts.
Hmph.
She does it to the bloody spawn of the enemy, and she wont even go a metre near me without saying something insulting like;
"Reno! Clean up your act!"
Or…
"Reno! Don't spit in Tseng's coffee!"
Hmph.
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Reno held it out, as it was giving off some nasty smell.
Probably laid waste.
Ha ha ha ha!
Sucker!
His face contorted into a look of disgust, as it squirmed in his hands, obviously going through a hard time, doing… it's stuff.
"Phew! That stinks, yo!"
'Click'
The little girls camera went off, taking a picture of the amusing scene.
The little thing, squirming in Reno's hands which were trying to distance it from his body as far as possible.
I shake my head.
The idiot was gonna drop it soon enough.
And all of AVALANCHE would be on our backs again.
"Of course it stinks Reno! Don't be stupid!"
As much as it smelled, I couldn't risk the poor little thing dying!
So I took it from Reno's irresponsible hands and cradle it in my own.
Hmmm… What did they do in movies…
HAH!
They made those strange, ugly noises.
So I held my face close to the little thing, and said…
"Coochey! Coochey! Coo!"
It clapped it's little digits, and squealed in delight!
Cute!
"Your so cute! So very, very cute!"
And I started rubbing noses with it.
And it squealed even more.
That.
Is.
So.
"Cute!"
'Click!'
"Awww, that looked so sweet!"
The little girl said.
"'Laney! "
Reno started whining.
"As much as I would love to stay here, we have to go now! Let go of the thing, give it to someone else. We have to go."
I sighed, work was work.
Now.
Who to give it to.
"Ahem. Ahem. Excuse me?"
And, in the doorway, looked a very pissed off, Tifa Lockheart.
Reno jumped.
"Heh! Yo Lockheart!"
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.x. 6 .x.
As told by Tifa Lockheart
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A/N: I said in my review replies that it was gonna be a Love/ Hate relationship between it and the Turks right? Therefore Reno hate and Elena love. I know I didn't focus on their personalities more and how they would react to it in more detail, but really, the story is meant to be a short little... well story. x.x! Again, not one of my best chapters. I personally like the Cid chapter the best. -
I'm also really sorry that I did last chapter Marlene POV, but when I did Barret, twice, it came out horribly OOC, and therefore I had to make it Marlene. Sorry for the late chapter again, schools back so yeah. Next chapter will be on as soon as I get more reviews! Then the epilogue will be on soon too.
Thanks for reading and reviewing.
I love you all. x.x