Problems
Chapter 3: Konkuro's Nudism
Introduction to the chapter.....
Konkuro has a problem like his siblings. But his problem.....is a little weird. Make that A LOT weird. It's just fuckin' weird, man. Shit. I'm gonna get my mouth washed with soap. Whatever.
Konkuro has commited to Nudism.
I don't know how it happened. He most likely came home one day and was like, "I'm gonna be naked all the time!!" and then Temari and Gaara were like "No! Get away from me!!!". Oh. That WAS right. That's why Temari and Gaara locked him in his room.
So, because this is Konkuro's problem, I'm having Shino for some strange to fix it. Well, he DID volunteer. AND he said he gets to beat the shit out of him for giving up the Chuunin Exam. Ohhh...... THAT'S why he volunteered.......
Anyway, Shino will burn his puppet if he does not put clothes on. I gave him one of Temari's many liters. Now, Shino is on his way.
At Konkuro's house......
"Wheee!!! Naked airplane coming through!!" Konkuro was freaking out his siblings by running around naked with his arms extended. Gaara was about to do Desert Coffin and Temari was still looking for liters. Not in Konkuro's room though.
Outside Konkuro's house.....
Shino arrived at the house. He heard the many yells from inside. He put on new sunglasses that can see everyone with clothes on. He knocked on the door.
"Gaara, go get the door!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Temari from upstairs.
"Okay....." said Gaara. He opened the door to see Shino.
"Hi. I'm here to get Konkuro to put on clothes." said Shino.
"Okay. Do it before I kill Konkuro. Oh wait.... I have to take my pills now. Come in." replied Gaara. He ran to the kitchen to get his pills. Shino walked in.
Back inside Konkuro's house.....
Shino walked in. He saw Konkuro running around. Konkuro stopped and looked at Shino.
"Hey, you!" said Konkuro.
"What?" asked Shino.
"Do you want to play Naked Airplane with me!?" asked Konkuro.
"No. Put clothes on or else." thretened Shino.
"AHH!!!!!!! MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Konkuro.
"NO! Put clothes on or else I'll burn your puppet. And everytime I see you naked, or ANYONE sees you naked, your puppet will burst in flames." said Shino. He had the liter in his hand.
"OK.............. let me get my clothes....... And don't give that liter to my sister. She smokes." said Konkuro. He ran upstairs to get some clothes.
Konkuro ran to his room to see Temari searching through his stuff.
"HI, MY NAKED BROTHER!!!!!!!! I am not searching through your stuff to find a liter again!" Temari blurted out with a smile on her face.
"It's obvious that you are." replied Konkuro.
"Damn." said Temari. "Why are you up here?"
"This guy told me to get clothes on or else he would burn Karasu. So I'm going to put some clothes on." explained Konkuro.
"YES!!" said Temari. "I'll be going now. I'll find a liter later." She left.
Konkuro got some clothes on. Then he checked on Karasu, who was dancing the Chicken Dance. Konkuro joined in.
Downstairs...
Shino was ready to check if Konkuro really put clothes on. He went upstairs and opened the door labeled "Konkuro: The Puppet Guy". He saw Konkuro (who did have clothes on)and Karasu dancing the Chicken Dance. Shino was terrified.
"OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shino ran away crying at the terrifying moment. Konkuro stopped dancing.
"Huh?" said Konkuro. "Oh well..." He continued dancing.
End of chapter.....
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Poll.....
Okay, in your review, post what character I should do next! Here are your choices!
Naruto's Cockiness
Sakura and Ino's Sasuke Obsession
Sasuke's Uchiha Fans
Lee's Fighting Neji Obsession
Neji's Evilness
Shino's Bugs
Hinata's Shyness
Shikamaru's Laziness
There you have it! That's all the chapters I've planned doing so far!
Also, post what I should do for these characters!
Kiba
Tenten
Chouji
Asuma
Gai
Kakashi
Kurenai
Iruka
Itachi and Kisame(I want these two together)
Any other people you can think of
Rating.....
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