This Chapter was suggested by Moonsong k'Shallia, so thanks for the idea!!

Problems

Chapter 4: Tenten's Hair Complex

Introduction to the chapter..............................

Tenten is has a problem. She doesn't show it to anyone else, but I know that she has this problem. And so does Moonsong k'Shallia.

Tenten has a hair complex.

She spends about......3 hours on her hair. AND IT'S SHORT!!!!!! She spends about 2 hours more than other girls spend on their hair! It's just plain amazing! And it's a stupid thing to do! I spend about 30 seconds on my hair!... Oh, wait, I'm a guy...... Well, too bad. She spends WAY TOO MUCH TIME on her HAIR!!!! And know what I say to that? I say "Hey, that pisses me off!" And it does piss me off!

Now, to make me non-pissed off, I am having Lee and Naji do something fo justice. Well, justice for Lee and Neji. Hell on Earth for Tenten.

I'm having them shave Tenten's hair off.

Now, all of you ladies may think that that is WAY too cruel. But all of you guys think that that would look friggin' hilarious! Sorry ladies, I'm on the guy's side. Because I am guy.

I had Gai teach Lee and Neji to shave people's hair off.They practiced on citizens. But they weren't too happy..... but we DID give them money. And that made them make their frowns upside down!

So, they should be on their way to Tenten's house will their shavers right now.

At Neji's house.......................

Neji was getting ready. Well, he was ready, but he couldn't find his shaver.

"I don't need a shaver. A can cut her hair with my scissors. But, I will cut off more than her hair." said Neji evilly. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

While Neji was doing his evil laughter, the doorbell rang rapidly. Neji knew it was Lee, so he stopped laughing and opened the door. It was Lee, as he thought.

"Hi, Neji! DO YOU HAVE YOUR SHAVER!!!??" asked Lee.

"Yeah, it's in my pocket." lied Neji.

"Okay! LET's go!"

They left to go to Tenten's house.

Inside Tenten's house.................

Tenten was combing her hair. That's a surprize. Just kidding. I knew she was doing that. It's obvious. She was on her second hour. She was combing unbelievably slowly, making sure her hair was completly straight.

And that's when the doorbell rang.

She rushed downstairs, still combing her hair. She got to the door and opened it to see Lee and Neji.

"Hello, Tenten! Gai said for us to blindfold you and take you somewhere!" lied Lee.

"Wait, I have to finish brushing my hair." said Tenten.

Neji sighed. "No, you don't have to comb your hair. It's fine as it is AND we're not going anywhere." replied Neji.

Tenten got and demonish look on her face. "I'M COMBING MY HAIR, NEJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Tenten.

"Stop, Tenten. Just cooperate." replied Neji.

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Tenten.

"Stop, Tenten. Just cooperate." repeated Neji. "Lee, do it."

"Okay!" yelled Lee. He blindfolded Tenten and then tied her to a chair. He also gagged her and knocked her out.

"Lee, why did you gag her, tie her to a chair, and blindfold her when you were going to knock her out anyway?" asked Neji.

"I did it because what would happen when she gets up? She would hit us and run away!" answered Lee.

"Whatever......" said Neji. They picked up the unconcious Tenten by the chair she was tied to. They took the comb and threw it away.

Finally, they arrived to a place that had a sign that stated "Shave Tenten Here". They went inside put Tenten down.

"Well, let's start!" said Lee. "Get out your shaver!"

"What shaver? I just have a pair of scissors." replied Neji.

What!!!!??? You don't have your shaver? WHY!!!!????" yelled Lee.

"I lost it." answered Neji.

"Well..... scissors will do. Let's start!!" replied Lee. Then, the shaving commenced.

About 30 minutes later.............

Lee and Neji just finished shaving Tenten. Lee was pondering and Neji was grinning.

"Why did we shave Tenten?" asked Lee.

"She spent way too much time on it. Heh, she looks good with no hair!" laughed Neji.

And from his laugh, Tenten woke up. Mumbling came from under the gag. Lee took the gag off.

"Ow! Neji, I know you're here! You shaved me! I heard your laughing!" yelled Tenten.

"It was mostly Neji! I just helped!" said Lee.

"LEE!!!! You helped too!? YOU BASTARDS!!!" yelled Tenten.

And Lee and Neji ran.

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Alright! Now, I've got ideas! It's cool because people suggested them! YAHOO!!! Also, I thought of some on my own! The new ideas are the following:

Itachi's Obsession for Being the Best New! Suggested!

Kisame's Gayness New! My idea!

Chouji's Anorexia New! Suggested!

Gai's Eternal Rivalry New! Suggested!

Asuma's Love for Kurenai New! My idea!

Orochimaru's Obsession of Using the Curse Seal New! My idea!

Kabuto's Loyalty for Orochimaru New! My idea!

Naruto's Cockiness

Sakura and Ino's Sasuke Obsession

Sasuke's Uchiha Fans

Lee's Fighting Neji Obsession

Neji's Evilness

Shino's Bugs

Hinata's Shyness

Shikamaru's Laziness

I still need ideas for the following:

Kiba

Kakashi

Kurenai

Iruka

Konohamaru and his friends

Raido

Anko

Hayate

Genma

The Sound Ninjas

There you go! Put what you want in the next chapter and give me some ideas! Bye!