Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Lee: Yeah! Kishimoto Masashi owns Naruto! Super Kiba Fan owns all of his anime and this fic and all of his other fics! Naruto is not under his possession!

Lee agrees! YAY!

End disclaimer.

Author's quote: I will do the fanfic that I planned about Lee today! Yahoo! Also, I got a spell checker, so no more spelling errors! Yahoo!

End quote.

Problems

Chapter 5: Lee's Fighting Neji Obsession

Introduction to the Chapter...............

Lee has a problem. And it's not his ugliness. That will probably be in Problems 2. Yes, I will write a sequel after I'm finished.

His problem is that he wants to fight Neji too much.

I mean, probably EVERY SINGLE DAY he challenges Neji to a battle. But, I think I can cure that.

I am going to make him unable to go near Neji.

I'm kinda gonna put a electric fence around Neji and put and electric collar on Lee. He's gonna look like a dog! ::laughs manically:: It's gonna be fun!

Since I can't have Neji put the collar on Lee, I'm sending Tenten to do it. Don't worry, she has a hat. So, she is going to Lee's place to where he kicks the log a lot.

Lee's training spot...............

Lee was doing push-ups. "9996, 9997, 9998, 9999,....." said Lee.

And that's when Tenten came.

"Hey, Lee!" she yelled.

"Shut up! I'm doing push-ups! 10000!" yelled Lee. He got up. "You almost ruined by 10000th push-up! How dare you! I am training for when I fight Neji today!"

"Well, I got this new collar to make your one day's training affect you like it ways TWO days!" said Tenten.

"Really?! Well, can I have it?!" yelled Lee.

"Only if you get me hair growth." said Tenten. "This hat that says "Hard work pays off!" is making me look stupid!"

"Okay, I have hair growth medicine always if my hair falls off! I'm still a member of the Squirrel Scouts!" yelled Lee as he passed Tenten a bottle of hair growth medicine.

Tenten sweatdropped. "Okay...... Well, here's the collar." said Tenten as she gave the collar to Lee.

"Yes!" Lee yelled. He put it on and trained even harder. Tenten left.

Chapter end...............

There you have it!

Suggestions...............

I have thought of one idea! And, I do have some of yours!

Kiba's Obsession over Akamaru New!

Raido's Melty Face New!

Kakashi's Pervert Instinct New!

Kurenai's Stalking Kakashi Addiction New!

Anko's Licking Blood Addiction New!

Konohamaru and his Friends' Goggle Obsession

Itachi's Obsession for Being the Best

Kisame's Gayness

Chouji's Anorexia

Gai's Eternal Rivalry

Asuma's Love for Kurenai

Orochimaru's Obsession of Using the Curse Seal

Kabuto's Loyalty for Orochimaru

Naruto's Cockiness

Sakura and Ino's Sasuke Obsession

Sasuke's Uchiha Fans

Neji's Evilness

Shino's Bugs

Hinata's Shyness

Shikamaru's Laziness

I still need ideas for the following:

Iruka

Genma

Hayate

The Sound Ninjas

Kotetsu

Any other ninjas you can think of

There you go! Review!