Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Kakashi:…

Are you going to say something?

Kakashi: No…

You're reading you're book, aren't you?

Kakashi: Yes…

Okay! I'll leave you be.

Kakashi: Good…

End disclaimer.

Problems

Chapter 7: Kakashi's Naughty Book Addiction

Introduction to the chapter…

Kakashi has a problem. He has had this problem for a while. He does this during everything. Training…bathroom…sleeping…maybe not sleeping, but MOSTLY everything!

He is obsessed with naughty books.

He reads them everywhere! OMG-WTF! Really! He needs to stop!

That's why I'm here.

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura will sneak into his house and burn all of his naughty books while he's sleeping! GREAT PLAN, SELF, GREAT PLAN!

Time for operation "Book Burning" to be underway!

Operation "Book Burning"…

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura each bought a Ski Mask and a black robber uniform in the section of Wal-Mart that was labeled "Burglar's Needs". So, they somehow found Kakashi's house. It was the house that had a big, flashing sign that said "KAKASHI'S HOUSE!" and it had all of the exclamation points on it too. So they found it easily.

They snuck in the window of the house. All of Kakashi's books were in a nice, neat pyramid stack. Sasuke used his fire moves and burnt all of the books.

Success!

But Kakashi woke up to the light.

Damn.

Kakashi yelled, "DAMN KIDS!" and threw 2,000,000 shurikens at them.

More like 20… AND THEY ALL MISSED!

And they escaped.

YAY!

End of chapter!

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Kakashi's gonna be mad…

Wait…he's already mad…

WHATEVER!