Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Sakura and Ino: Yeah you don't! Sasuke does because he rules!
No he doesn't.
S+I: Maybe not, but he still rocks!
Maybe so.
End disclaimer.
Author's Note: I see a lot of you have a wide amount of ideas for Iruka. But, I have found the winning idea! Female ninja's idea of having him dress up in a dolphin suit and sing the Flipper song. That was a REALLY funny idea. I could have put that at the end, but I didn't feel like. Author's notes are cool too.
End Author's Note.
Problems
Chapter 8: Sakura and Ino's Obsession over Sasuke
Introduction to the chapter…
Sakura and Ino have a problem. They share this problem, but they hate each other for the other one having the same problem as her.
The both love Sasuke.
IMMENSLY.
I thought about this long and hard until I came up with a decision. It's going to be a hard operation, but we need to do this.
I'm going to have them love someone else.
For Sakura, Naruto.
For Ino, Shikamaru.
Some people may not like these match ups, but its going to have to work.
And then they can be friends again.
Explanation of the Operation…
Lee, Neji, Tenten, and Sasuke will go to Ino's house while she's sleeping and use a ninjutsu to replace love. (Tenten know it.) They will replace love for Sasuke with love for Shikamaru.
Kiba, Hinata, Shino, and Chouji will do they same thing to Sakura, only Kiba know the jutsu and they will replace love for Sasuke with love for Naruto.
We need the other three to guard the house to make sure no one sees the operation happen and to hold Sakura/Ino down if they get up. The jutsu cause unconsciousness.
I call this operation a weird name. It is Operation Switch Love.
Operation Switch Love…INO'S HOUSE
Lee, Neji, Tenten, and Sasuke have gotten to Ino's house. Sasuke is guarding the door. Lee, Neji and Tenten snuck through the window of Ino's room and Tenten is using the jutsu.
Ino woke up.
"DA-!" Ino started to yell, but Lee covered her mouth. Neji chopped her in the neck and she fell onto her bed.
Tenten use the jutsu and the love was replaced.
They ran.
Operation Switch Love…SAKURA'S HOUSE
Kiba, Hinata, Shino, and Chouji got to Sakura's house. Chouji guarded the door. They snuck in through Sakura's window.
Repeat Ino's house only with Sakura yelling "MO-!" and Kiba using the jutsu and Hinata knocking her out and Shino covering her mouth and some bugs flew in her nose and Sakura now loves Naruto.
SUCCESS!
Rate my chapter please!
Ideas:
Iruka's Dolphin thing New!
The Sound Ninja's Singing New!
Hayate's Sickness New!
Genma's Chewing on Sticks New!
Tayuya's Pervertedness New!
Kiba's Obsession over Akamaru
Raido's Melty Face
Kurenai's Stalking Kakashi Addiction
Anko's Licking Blood Addiction
Konohamaru and his Friends' Goggle Obsession
Itachi's Obsession for Being the Best
Kisame's Gayness
Chouji's Eating Chips Addiction
Gai's Eternal Rivalry
Asuma's Love for Kurenai
Orochimaru's Obsession of Using the Curse Seal
Kabuto's Loyalty for Orochimaru
Naruto's Cockiness
Sakura and Ino's Sasuke Obsession
Sasuke's Uchiha Fans
Neji's Evilness
Shino's Bugs
Hinata's Shyness
Shikamaru's Laziness
I still need ideas for the following:
Kotetsu
Any Other Ninjas
Review please!