Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I just don't. If you want to know, just ask Kishimoto Masashi himself and he will tell you that I don't own it.
Author's Note: I'M BACK! I am making my comeback once more! Sorry, fans, I have been caught up with other things over the last year! I have been playing mostly DDR and DND, but now I will write fanfiction at any moment I can! So please don't be angry, fans!
That is all.
Problems
Chapter 9: Sasuke's Emo-ness
Introduction to the chapter…
As all of the other Naruto characters, Sasuke has a problem. It is a very serious problem. He is extremely emo. I have to stop this horrible crime!
To stop this, I need serious help. I am using Kakashi to change his emo ways. Let's check it out.
With Kakashi…
Kakashi is still very angry about his books. He is extremely angry at Sasuke because he actually did the act of burning his gigantic collection of "Make Out Paradise". He agreed to this contract because he wants to get back at Sasuke. He walked over to Sasuke's house. He knew where it was because it had huge neon lights on it that said, "The Emo Lord of Konoha Resides Here."
With Sasuke…
Sasuke was singing emo songs like Crawling. He was very emo at that moment. Kakashi burst open the door and kicked him square in the nuts. He crawled over in pain.
"Shut the fuck up, bitch! Just shut up! No one cares about you! STOP BEING SO DAMN EMO! If you are ever emo again, I will CUT OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR ASS and then RIP OUT YOUR SPINE AND BEAT YOU WITH IT, BITCH!" yelled Kakashi.
Sasuke stopped being emo and cried in a corner four times.
"THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH, CRY! CRY YOUR FUCKING LUNGS OUT! AND STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY FUCKING HOUSE! GOT IT, BITCH?"
sniff "Yes sir……." Sasuke cried.
"Good. I'm done here." Kakashi said calmly as he left.
END OF CHAPTER!
How was it? Good for a comeback, huh?
I got new ideas, but I will not post them on this chapter! Please, post more suggestions! And reply! Thanks! Problems chapter 10 and The Second Chuunin Exam chapter 9 coming soon! Please support my writing even if I've been long for a year! PLEASE!