How to Become a Phantom in Less Than 10 Minutes

Chapter 4

"Fine!" Raoul called after her. "I guess I'll watch the video ALL BY MY SELF! Don't be knockin' on my door when look like the INFAMOUS Gerard Butler!" Raoul pressed a button under the bed, resulting the wall to turn around and expose Raoul's "Gerry Shrine".

"Who?"

Buquet stopped short in playing with his magic markers when he noticed the camera was turned on. "Oh… hello… eh…"

Much to Buquet's luck, a thin envelope with a skull stamped on it fell in front of his face. He smiled, "Oh! It's a letter from the…"

He looked at Nadir.

"Where are the chorus girls!" He spat through his teeth. "Where!"

Nadir cleared his throat and sang in a high pitched voice, "OP-RUH GHOSTTTT!"

Buquet opened the letter and read aloud:

DAAR DAROGA AND SE THROUGH ONE

MET ME IN MAH LARE IMEDIATLY IF U WANT 2 SE A R3AL PHAN2M DONG AL HIS PHAN2MY THNGS!111 OMG

GOD DAY

-111111 WTF LOL OH GEE

"Let's go!" Buquet ran down the stairs and the camera faded out with the James Bond theme playing in the background.

Buquet and Nadir finally reached the layer when they saw a figure standing behind the curtain. It stood… and stood… not moving a muscle.

"Hello Phanabanana. Come out from that curtain." Buquet ordered in a friendly manner.

The figure did not move.

"Come on … we're wasting good tape here. And it's better than the camera you broke! This one was 2 francs more!" He muttered.

"See-through Buquet you shall know me. See why in shadow I hide. Come pull the curtain away from me, I am there inside!"

Buquet slowly pried the curtain away, to reveal:

The BK King.

"OH MY GOD NO WONDER WHY HE WEARS A MASK!" Buquet squealed, running for the door.

"BUQUET! It's just a mask!" Nadir screamed, "Another mask!"

"Oh…" Buquet whispered to calm himself, his left eyebrow twitching. "Only another mask…" He giggled like mad and Nadir began to notice that he was going crazy. "What the hell you wearing, Phantom King?"

Oh yes, to be afraid of the BK king and not the Phantom of the Opera. Nadir noted that it was crazy written in capital, neon letters.

"It looks like an overrated rain poncho!"

The 'BK king' was pissed. He ran over to the organ and began to play the Sesame Street theme in minor.

Buquet latched onto him, trying to pull the mask off by the crown part. He dug his teeth into it and the BK king squealed, running away from this floating menace.

Meanwhile, Erik skipped to the tune of 'singing in the rain' while licking a chocolate chip cookie dough ice-cream cone, walking into his lair. "I'm sinnngggg-in in the rain, just sin –"

He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Nadir hiding under a blanket in tears, the BK king picking a splinter out of his foot and Buquet rolling on the floor.

Buquet blinked. "Hi Mr. Phantom… you dropped your ice cream back ther – you look mad. That's not – I can explain …"

The first thought in Buquet's mind was: How the hell am I gonna pay for a camera that's 2 francs more than this one?

Google the BK king, you'll see why he's so creepy!