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The Bings- Moving Day
Chandler was startled by something jumping onto the bed, he reluctantly opened his eyes to see Erica and Emma sat at the bottom grinning at him.
"Time to get up, Daddy!" Erica told him, crawling up to sit on his stomach.
"Aw, isn't it too early?" He questioned, glancing at the clock to see it was 9:30.
"No!" Both girls told him.
"Mommy says you need to help her!" Erica pulled at his arm trying to get him to sit up. "Aunty Rachel has brought a load of boxes around!"
"Oh, she knows she doesn't really want me to help…" He mumbled, letting his daughter pull him up. He put his arms around her and kissed the top of her head.
"Come on, Daddy!" Erica whined. "We got to help, Mommy!"
"Alright, I'm up…" He sighed, giving in.
10 minutes later, he wondered downstairs, yawning and rubbing his tired eyes. He was up late last night, trying to get the twins to sleep, both of exciting about their Aunty Rachel and two cousins coming to stay with them.
He didn't see the numerous of boxes dumped in the hallway, tripping over one that lie at the bottom of the stairs.
"Owww…" He moaned loudly causing Monica and Rachel to come running in.
"Oh no!" Rachel exclaimed, running towards him. He reached out his hand to her so she could help him up but instead she pushed him back down and out of the way.
"Ouch!"
"Is everything okay?" Monica asked.
"Uh, yeah I think I'm…" Chandler started but she interrupted him.
"I was talking to Rachel…"
"Yeah, nothing is broken…" Rachel told her, looking through the box.
"Oh, okay good…" With that they both headed back into the kitchen.
"I'm fine by the way!" He called after them, still on the floor.
"Okay, honey…" Monica said back. "But you really should be more careful in future."
Chandler groaned again and covered his face in his hands.
"Daddy!"
He looked up and saw Emma and Erica stood with their arms cross, glaring down at him.
"We told you to get up!"
He managed to drag himself up and head into the kitchen while the girls ran off to play. He found Monica, Ross, Rachel and Joey sat around drinking coffee.
"Nice to see all of you hard at work…" He said, pouring out one from himself.
"We're taking a break…" Rachel claimed.
"From what? Putting boxes out to kill me?" He asked sarcastically.
"We don't want to kill you…" Monica told him, standing up and kissing his cheek. "Just torture you a bit…"
"Gee, thanks Mon…"
She smiled at him. "Anyway, I'm glad you're up…. We have a job for you…"
"Uh-oh…"
"Relax, we only want you to take the kids out for a few hours while we get everything sorted…" She told him.
"Oh, okay…I can do that…" He nodded. "And by kids you mean the twins, Emma and Joey?"
"Of course…"
"Hey!" Joey looked up at them. "Maybe now I don't want to go out!"
"Oh come on, Joe…" Chandler started. "We'll go to the park…"
"Ohh! Swings!" He jumped up and ran to get ready.
"Works every time…"
"Okay, well the girls are already ready…" She told him. "And Jack…well he was around here somewhere…"
Chandler glanced around before spotting him hiding underneath the table. He reached down and pulled him out, noticing he had a monster mask covering his face.
"Hey, have you seen my son around here?" Chandler asked, setting him down on his face.
Jack looked up at him and shook his head.
"Okay, well let see about that…" Chandler pulled off the monster mask, letting out a small laugh when a Spiderman mask was revealed underneath. "Hey, Mon…did you know our son's real identity was Spiderman?"
Jack waved his hand at Chandler, gesturing for him to bend so he could whisper something to him. The others watch curiously, wondering Jack was saying to his Dad.
"Oh really?" Chandler asked Jack, before grinning at the others. "Well, we're just going to have to come up with a plan then, won't we?"
"Uh, about what?" Monica asked.
"Ah, now that would be telling…" Chandler winked at her. "It's something between Spiderman and…. SpiderDad…"
The other looked at each other again as Chandler swung his son into his arms and left the room, calling to the others that they were leaving.
"Okay, is anyone else scared?" Rachel queried after they were gone.
"Yeah, I'm glad I'm out of here tonight…" Ross laughed slightly.
"What!" She spun around and looked at him. "You're glad!"
"Uh, no…." He said slowly.
"Oh, well why don't you just leave now…" She started. "Maybe I'm glad that you're going!"
"Aw, come on Rach…" He sighed, pouting. "I'm sorry, I love you…"
She looked at him for a minute. "You're lucky I love you too!"
He grinned and leaned forward to kiss her but she stupid him.
"Don't push your luck!" She told him before getting up and started to help Monica sort out the boxes.
"Hey!" A voice called out from the hall.
"We're in here…" Monica said back.
"Hi…" Phoebe appeared, with Mike behind her. "What's with the boxes? You kicking Chandler out?"
"What? No!"
"I'm moving in here…" Rachel told her.
"You?" She looked at her before turning to Ross. "Y'know not every marriage has to end in divorce!"
"We're not getting a divorce!"
"Please god, not another break…"
"We're were not on a…" Rachel started but Monica cut in quickly.
"Ross is going to China for a dig for a few weeks and Rachel didn't want to be in the city on here own…"
"I'm in the city!"
"Oh yeah…" Rachel suddenly realised. "Ah well, all our stuff is here now."
"So, you're just moving in with Monica and Chandler…" She looked at Monica. "And you're okay with that?"
"Well, yeah sure…"
"And Chandler?" She questioned. "Is he okay with this?"
"Of course…" She frowned. "Is everything okay, Pheebs?"
"Oh yeah, all my friends are living together…yay!
"Aw, Pheebs…" Ross said consolingly. "Not everyone…I'm not…"
"Yeah but you're Ross!"
"Yeah, well…" He started but frowned. "Huh?"
"Are you sure you're okay?" Monica asked again.
"Oh I'm fine…" She replied, overly cheerful before turning and walking out, mumbling to herself. "Joey and Rachel move in…do they invite me, noooo…."
The three of them stood stunned by her outburst and looked at Mike questionable.
"Hey, don't look at me…" He held up his hand in confusion before following her. "I'll see you guys, later…"
XxXxX
That night, Chandler collapsed on the couch next Monica, after everyone else had gone to bed. The girls were still excited about sharing a room and requested 3 bedtime stories before they went to sleep, while Jack kept asking when Ben was going to turn up…His Moms weren't going away for another week, so he would arrive then much to his little cousin's disappointment.
Joey had been annoying Chandler all day so decided to go to bed early to stay out of his way while Rachel headed up after a very tearful goodbye with Ross.
"You look exhausted…" Monica looked across at him.
"Been a long day.." He sighed, swinging his leg up onto the couch and resting his head in her lap.
"The kids play up?" She questioned.
"Oh no, the kids were good as gold…it was Joey!"
"Okay, what did he do now?"
"He got Jack to hit on women with him…
"What?"
"Yeah, he got Jack to go up to them and say I've lost my phone number…can I borrow yours?'…" He told her. "They would think he was adorable because…well because he is…but then Joey would go up and they would think he was adorable too.."
She let out a small laugh. "Did they get many numbers?"
"No, they all thought Joey was Jack's Dad and when they found out he wasn't they thought he was kind of creepy…" He shrugged, closing his eyes.
"Well, watching a father with his son is kind of sexy…" She played with his hair, looking down at him. "So, did you get many numbers once they knew the truth?"
He opened one eye and smiled up at her. "I don't need any…"
"Right answer…." She told him, leaning down to kiss him.
They both pulled apart when they heard a loud noise coming from outside.
"What was that?" Monica asked, panicked. "It was a burglar wasn't it…we're going to get robbed aren't we?"
"Mon…" He stopped her from ramble. "I'll go check on things…"
She nodded and followed him, staying close behind him. As they past through the kitchen to get to the backdoor, Chandler grabbed a frying pan to use in defence.
"What are you going to do with that?" Monica questioned.
"I thought I'd make them an omelette!" He replied sarcastically, before slowly pulling open the door. He dropped the frying pan to his side, while his other hand, scratched the back of his head confused.
"What? What is it?" Monica whispered, gripping onto the back off his t-shirt.
"It's a tent…" He told her, staring at it.
"What?" She moved from behind him to see a tent set up in the middle of their garden.
They walked over to it, looking at each other again before Chandler banged on the top.
The entrance was un-zipped and Phoebe stuck her head out. "May we help you?"
Mike smiled at them uncomfortably from behind her.
"Phoebe!" Chandler stared at her. "What are you doing!"
"What? So Rachel and Joey are good enough to leave with you guys but we aren't!" She started.
"Y'know, what…" Chandler held up his hand to stop her. "Forget I said anything…have a good night…"
And with that he took Monica's hand and led her back into the house.
"We need new friends…"
TBC
Poor Chandler, it seems all he wants to do his sleep…lol…Anyway, replied review!
