Disclaimer: I don not own Naruto.
Naruto: Yeah! I would never want to be owned by 14 year old who's not a ninja!
Um, I was talking about the anime, idiot.
Naruto: If you did own the anime, you would own me as well! So HA!
Okay…
End disclaimer.
No Author's Note this time!
Problems
Chapter 10: Naruto's Arrogance
Introduction to the chapter…
Naruto has a problem. It's not as serious as Sasuke's emo-ness, but it is still a problem.
Naruto is extremely arrogant. He thinks he can beat anyone in the world, but I know people that can totally kick his ass. Like when he fought Kiba in the first Chuunin Exam, he only defeated Kiba because of a goddamned fart! He is so goddamn lucky! If he didn't fart at that particular moment in time, Kiba would have DEFINENTLEY kicked his ass four times and a half. But enough about that.
To stop him from being arrogant, I had to come up with something great. It was hard to pick something other than a pill because pills are lame. But I have an idea.
Every time he is arrogant, I'm going to make a impossible-to-defeat ninja that is immortal appear and kick his ass. But, I will not know every time he is arrogant. I don't watch him all day. I have other things to do other than watching him. Like writing fanfics, playing DDR and DND, eating, and sleeping. I have a life. NOW TO STOP THE RANTING! I am going to ring his clothing (yes, all of his clothes) to make them read his emotions and feelings so every time he's arrogant, it triggers and alarm in my head so I can summon a super-powered ninja in front of him. It will be hard to do. I already have the alarm in my head, so we're good on that note.
I'm going to have Sakura rig the clothing. Yes, the Sakura who now love Naruto. Hehe, let's see what happens there. TO THE ACTION!
At THE ACTION!...
Sakura crept up to the window at Naruto's house in the middle of his sleep and went in slowly and silently. She gazed at her newly beloved Naruto and then thought to herself, I can't do this! I don't want him hurt! But if I don't, the author will kill me! So I will do it anyway!
She then slowly opened his closet and started putting the devices deep in the fabric of the clothes silently. Then, after she rigged the clothing, she almost rigged the clothes he had on, but she got extremely embarrassed of being this close to him while he slept that she just ran through the window. Naruto woke up and looked around his room, but saw no one. He then went back to his peaceful dream.
END OF CHAPTER!
Okay, now that that's over with, I can get more submissions on what the other Naruto character's problems should be! I'm still doing some of the ones that were already submitted to me, but you can still put your ideas on! See you and keep the reviews coming!