Voldemort was smirking, he knew this plan would work, it just had to. He was the evil mastermind of evil plans; he had evil plans coming out of his ears. It was quite painful, having these scrolls push themselves out of your ears, supposedly like childbirth. But he would never know or experience that, he was a man all the way, despite that he had never actually gone all the way.

Anyway, he was smirking because he had this new evil plan to kill Harry Potter, the boy who-would-never-die. So he had this scroll and was twirling it through his fingers, evil dark lordness seeping out of him. It didn't affect me though; I wasn't evil like the rest of those doofuses.

There was Lucius and his 'godly' son Draco sitting at the back of the mini auditorium, politely staring ahead. In the first row was Wormtail; the suckey-little-rat-boy-who-owed-his-life-to-Harry-Potter, sucking his thumb obsessively. Bella and Narcissa were sitting in front of Lucius, watching Wormtail in distaste as the rest, including me hung around the corners of the room.

"Hem Hem!" Voldemort 'cleared' his throat capturing the attention of anyone not paying attention, so really that was everyone. "I have a plan. A plan that will reinvigorate Harry Potter!" he exclaimed as everyone cheered hopelessly. You see, you had to cheer or Voldemort would crucio till you did; so you cheered.

"Um, you're Dark Lordness?" I asked as everyone quit cheering, "Did you know that reinvigorate means to bring back to life? And you haven't killed potter yet to bring him back to life?

"Who dares speak to the Darkest of all Dark Lords like that!" he bellowed and everyone pointed their fingers at me accusingly.

"T'was I; a former follower of he-who-does-not-die!" I bravely spoke under his glare after he followed the finger pointers. Are they seriously aware how many faeries that they are tripping over?

"Oh okay, obviously my evil planning has gone one step ahead and is planning to bring him back to life, so I can kill him again!" he replied surveying all of us Death Eaters.

"Whoo! Go Voldie! You're the Dark Lord! You rule man!" the Death Eaters cheered stupidly clapping and screaming as if he was important.

"So we will just make my magnificent plan work in reverse. I need someone to practice on…" he continued encouraged by the senseless cheering, and again the faeries were unfairly tripped, but the fingers weren't pointed my way, but towards, could it Draco?

"Hey what did I do?" he whined as he noticed the fingers and the looming shadow of Voldemort. "What the fuck did I do to deserve this?" he screamed.

"Well for starters you shouldn't have eaten all chocolate, secondly…." Lucius started a smile playing on his lips.

"SHUT UP YOU CRAZY UP YOU OLD MOTHERFUCKER!" Draco screamed at his father.

"…don't you dare talk to me like that young man!" Lucius replied snatching out his wand.

"I'LL TALK TO YOU HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO YOU FUCKEN ARSEHOLE! IT'S ALL YOUR FUCKEN FAULT THAT I'M FUCKEN HERE!" Draco continued to scream at his father.

"All righty minions, less chatter, more whatever you do when we are not meeting."

"Hey Lucius, game of chess?" yelled Macnair as he grinned hopefully.

"Sure thing, just as I've done this." Lucius replied and backhanded his son, "you will learn to respect your superiors…" and walked off with Macnair. I knew that they weren't going to play chess, but no body else did.

"Come young Draco…the plan awaits!" Voldemort started up as if nothing had changed while imperiusing Draco to walk ahead of him.

"Why couldn't it be her? You know that chick over there? The annoying newbie, that interrupted you? She's a traitor! She came from the Order, the EVIL order, with no brains; she's probably a double-agent! Why ME?" he complained as he unwillingly made his way to the door labelled, 'The room that Voldemort's evil plans are tested'.

I snickered, this was going to be funny, upon my acceptance as a Death-Eater with out the tattoo, I didn't like the thought of being tattooed like cattle, Voldemort interviewed me. I was meant to be a double agent of sorts, working for him to know what the order was doing. Nutty really, because I really am on the good side, I love Harry Potter, he is my idol, as if I would follow that idiot blindly! Anyways, the order know that I am here and yeah. I'm kind of a double agent for both of the sides, awesome job I suppose.

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Queen of the Scoubies