The Ing
Where were we, oh yeah, they continued through Aether. Suddenly, they ran into a black ball. Aron shot a dark beam at it and opened the portal.
"How do you do that?" asked Erik.
"Simple" said Aron "You just press one of the buttons on the thing your holding in your right hand"
Erik searched the thing inside his arm gun and said "there's too many buttons"
Erik pressed one, which turned on the bug spray. He pressed another which activated the wipers. He pressed another which turned on loud music. He pressed another which opened the internet.
"I got to remember this button" Erik thought to himself.
He pressed another button which turned on satellite TV.
"Never mind" said Aron.
They went in the portal and was in Dark Aether.
"We made it" said Aron "Now we have to find…"
She was interrupted by an ing who then tackled Aron. Aron tried as much as she could to get up, but she couldn't. Erik was just standing there.
"Don't just stand there, idiot" said Aron "HELP"
"Awww, look" said Erik "His tail's waging"
"WHAT? WHO CARES IF HIS STUPID TAIL IS WAGING!"
The Ing jumped off Aron and tackled Erik. But it wasn't attacking Erik, it was licking him, which is odd because ing don't have mouths.
"Aw, look" said Erik "He likes me"
"The ing thinks he's a dog" said Aron
"Of course he thinks he's a dog" said Erik "Didn't you notice the waging tail?"
"No, because he was all over me"
The ing barked and Erik ignored her.
"Who's a good dog" said Erik to the ing "Yes you are. Yes you are"
"I have no time for this"
Erik showed up on the back of the ing.
"Hey, Aron" said Erik
"What now?" Asked Aron
"I gave him a name"
"You named it"
"It's a he. I looked and checked and double checked. It's a definite he"
"What did you name him?"
"I call him, The Ing"
"Your naming an ing ING?"
"Not Ing. The Ing"
"Wait, I know where this is going" said Aron
"Yes" said Erik
"Yes, and no we're not keeping him"
"Oh come on. PLEASE"
"No"
"OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I can look after him and feed him and clean up after him and when he has puppies I'll sell them"
"Fine"
"YEA. Come the Ing. Can you lead us to any thing strange around here?"
The Ing started sniffing, which again is odd because Ing don't have noses. Aron jumped on the back of The Ing. The Ing then started racing off. Aron spotted probe droids, which looked like green samus's.
"Probe droids" said Aron "I thought I saw the last of these guys in the smash tournament"
See flk team in super smash brothers Humor/action/adventure
Aron quickly went into ball mode.
"How do you do that?" asked Erik
"Press the button with a circle on it" said Aron
Erik did as she said and went into ball mode.
"OWWWWWW" shrieked Erik in pain "Very uncomfortable"
"SHHHH"
Erik obeyed Aron, but not The Ing. The Ing Let off a long loud bark. Suddenly, all the probe droids jumped to attention. And started coming to them.
"Probe droid group: 004 targets located"
Aron quickly jumped out of ball mode and started firing at them. Erik struggled out of ball mode until he was free, then hit his head on a rock, then got up and asked "How do you fire?"
"Pull the trigger" said Aron
"Like this?"
Erik started firing like a madman his arm gun was like a machine gun. The Ing joined in and shot off beams of light leaving a hole blasted through the probe droids that he destroyed. Erik and Aron kept firing away. The fighting stopped when bits and pieces and Erik and Aron and The Ing were left on the battlefield. Erik tried to blow the smoke off his arm gun which didn't do anything because his hemet was in the way. Aron spotted a portal up ahead. She shot a light beam at it and opened it up.
"I still gotta know how you do that" said Erik
Aron, Erik and The Ing jumped into the portal and were in light Aether.
"What a minute" said Aron "Something's wrong here. What's The Ing doing here?"
"So what if The Ing's here" said Erik
"Ing are afraid of light"
"So"
"That means The Ing is afraid of light, so why is he immune to it?"
"Because, this is a fan fic, you can write whatever you want as long as it has something to do with a particular game, TV show, Anime, cartoon, book, and comic"
"Whatever"
"So does that mean we can keep him?"
"Alright"
"Yes"
And so Samus Aron, Samus Erik, and The Ing lived happily ever after. But that's not happening because the story continues from here.