AN/ Okay, so this is purely an author's note, so sue me! Well, again with the whole, you won't get anything because I'm not JK Rowling, yeah,don't sue me...
I'll get the next chapter up ASAP but I wanted to let you know, dear readers,that I have my newest story up. It's called Lily's List and here's the sumary...
Summary: Lily Evans's impossibly long list of changes James Potter would have to go through in order for Lily Evans to date him is a list that Lily started her first night at Hogwarts. Will Lily risk getting hurt or simply add to the list when James changes?
Here's the entire list, just so you have an idea of what will be happening in the story. And I'll make it interesting and funny, I promise!
Lily Evans's impossibly long list of changes James Potter would have to go through in order for Lily Evans to date him
(More commonly referred to as 'Lily's list')
Lose the glasses, they make him look dumber than he already does
Make a top grade in the class
Talk about something other than Quidditch
ctually grow taller than Lily
Sustain a horrible Quidditch injury and not play in a game but go to the match and cheer the team on anyway
Date a girl other than a bimbo
Break up with girl mentioned in #6 for some good reason other than 'she wasn't a good kisser'
Refer to Alice Prewett as something other than 'Gideon and Fabian's sister' or the ever popular 'Prewett'
Stop knicking school owned objects like that annoying snitch, especially since he's a Chaser
Stop flipping Severus Snape upside down and showing the school his knickers for no reason other than that Snape was born and Potter's mates were bored
Learn to walk around the school instead of strutting everywhere
Get Remus Lupin out of trouble instead of into it
Allow Remus Lupin to confess to Lily that Remus is, in fact, a werewolf
Confess that he's an animagi
Refer to Lily as 'Lily' instead of 'Evans'
Allow Lily to feel comfortable referring to him as 'James' instead of 'Potter'
Stop calling Lily 'his girl'
Stop beating up Lily's 'boyfriends'
Stop asking Lily out in front of her 'boyfriend' or while she has one & Stop asking Lily out while he has a 'girlfriend'
Swear that he wasn't part of Sirius Black's bright idea to set Severus Snape on Remus Lupin while Remus was in his werewolf state
Stop smirking at anything that walks and falls in the category of girl like she's a hunk of meat
Stop smirking period, at least most of the time, sometimes it's cute
Stop messing up his already messy hair all the time so that it looks like he's just stepped off his broomstick
Get Frank Longbottom to ask Alice Prewett out
Invite Lily Evans to one of his parent's fancy parties he always brags about
Meet Petunia and decide to put up with her
Meet Lily's parents and they decide they like him
Get Sirius to meet Lily's parents and they decide they like Sirius
Get Remus to meet Lily's parents and they decide they like Remus
Get Peter to, well no, but get Frank and Alice to meet Lily's parents and they decide they like the two of them (As a couple, they've already met Alice and have decided they like her very much)
Get his parents to meet Lily's parents and invite them all to a casual dinner
Take Lily for a midnight broom ride
Finally, ask Lily out using a speech that proves that he really has conformed to all of the changes listed above and proves he doesn't want her as a trophy but truly loves her
And, most importantly, stop being a FILTY, IRROGANT, IMPOSSIBLE, ANNOYING, FILTHY, ROTTEN, TOERAG and DEFLATE HIS GALATIC SIZED EGO
I, Lily Evans, claim the right to adapt any of the changes on Lily Evans's impossibly long list of changes James Potter would have to go through in order for Lily Evans to date him at any time or to add to the list at any time with the approval of my best friend, Alice Prewett.
All Lily/James lovers, pleaseat least read the first chapter and let me know if it is any good. And anyone else who is interested should try reading it too. Okay, I'll let you get back to your lives, and I'll post the next real chapter of Katie: English Bell ASAP!
Love From,
MotherCrumpet