The Spamtom Of The Opera

by silveryswirls

A spoof of Phantom with way too many Monty Python ideas completely stolen. I'm thinking I should lock my dorm door to keep people from hurting me. Rated T to be on the safe side.

5. A plea for help

This is a very short filler chapter. Sorry. It has two purposes: 1) To let you know that I am, in fact, alive--I've been coughing up blood, and on Tuesday, I couldn't even sit up, but I'm ALIVE... and 2) so people will HELP ME!

I still have no idea what I'm going to do for the Phantom of the Opera scene! No idea at all! So please, someone, suggest something that might work! I'm reading all the scripts to every sketch Monty Python ever did and everything, but I haven't thought of anything yet. I beg of you...help!

And now, onto the filler chapter. Which, by the way, I don't own any of.

Scene: Right after Angel of Music and right before Little Lotte

Andre: A tour de force! No other way to describe it!

Firmin: What a relief! Not a single refund!

Mme Firmin: Greedy.

Firmin: Hey, woman, keep your smart-ass comments to yourself!

Mme Firmin (crying): BUT IT'S MY ONLY LINE!