Raising Beast Boy! (Doom Patrol Style)!

By Strix Moonwing

Strix Moonwing (me): Hi guys! I'm back! With the second chapter of Raising Beast Boy! Thanks for all the reviews! This one is going to be the second part of the first chapter. Hope you like it!

StarfireK: Strix Moonwing does not own TT or the Doom Patrol…but she does own History-Os! (Theme song starts playing) Oh History-Os, Oh History-Os! When you need to learn history where do you go! To the store to buy….History-Os!

Strix: Uh…..nice StarK.

StarK: Thanks! (Starts drinking a Capri sun)

Chapter 2: How Beast Boy learned History part 2

Last time we checked Beast Boy and Negative Man were going to buy some History-Os! (Theme song starts playing)

Oh History-Os, Oh History-Os! When you need to learn history where do you go! To the store to buy…History-Os!

"Okay who keeps doing that?" cried NM, glaring at the ceiling.

In a land far, far away…

The camera shows a 14-year old girl typing on the computer. "Muwauuuuuuhhaaaaahaaaa! Sing History-Os! Sing!" laughed Strix. Then she realized that there was a camera in the room. "Who's taping this? Cyborg! Is that you? (Shows the camera backing away quickly) "Come back here!"(The camera is dropped on the ground, but is still on and it shows Cyborg being strangled by Strix)

Back to BB and NM…

The two soon make it to Wal-mart in hopes of getting some History-Os without any trouble….wrong! Muwaaaahhhhhaaaaaahhhaaaas!

"Ohhhhhhh Larry! Look! Buggies! Could we get one! Pleaseeeeeeee!" cried BB making the face.

"I guess it wouldn't hurt...and don't call me Larry! It's Negative Man!" said Larry…I mean Negative Man. BB jumped with joy and ran to get one.

"Uhhhh….which one? Which one?" said Beast Boy to himself? He pulled one out and pushed it around. He decided that it squeaked too much. He then got out another one. It didn't roll right.

"Just pick one all ready!" cried NM.

"But none of these feel right!" cried Beast Boy. Then his face brightened. "Found one!"

"Thank god!" Thought NM. He then saw BB riding toward him on an electric wheel chair.

"Look how cool it is! You don't even have to push it!" cried Beast Boy overjoyed at this discovering. Suddenly an old lady came running them with her cane waving in the air.

"Oh snap…." And with that NM grabbed a real buggy and BB and ran away has fast as he could with an old lady right behind them.

Later….

After hiding in the cloths rack from the old lady for two hours. The two finally made their way to the cereal area.

"Hey Larry…I mean Negative Man?" asked Beast Boy looking up at NM.

"What is it Garfield?" asked NM in a bored voice.

"Uhhhhh….I was wondering….can I ride in the buggy?" cried BB, his whole face lit with happiness.

"No!" cried NM, who was already tired.

"Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!" Cried Beast Boy making the face.

"No! No! No! And that won't work on me so don't try it!" shouted NM.

Poor Negative Man….if he would have ever had to baby sit a little kid before, he would have know that if asking nicely doesn't work, and then when pretending to be sad doesn't work, a kid only has one thing to do….and they aren't afraid to do it. Yes, my fellow baby-sitters, they throw one heck of a tantrum!

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa! I WANT TO RIDE IN THE BUGGY! WAAAAHHHHHHAAHHHH! I WANT TO RIDE IN THE BUGGY! Cried Beast Boy, leaking big tears.

"Stop crying those big crocodile tears!" shouted NM. It didn't help that BB had turned in to a crocodile.

"Stop screaming! Garfield!" cried NM who was now getting angry.

Beast Boy then held his breath. And he kept holding it. And holding it. And holding it….Okay at this point he had turned blue. NM grew worried and gave up.

"Fine you can ride in the buggy." Sighed NM. Beast Boy then gave him a smile that would melt Slade's heart.

"Thank you Larry! You're the best!" cried BB, hugging NM then jumping on the buggy.

"Yeah, whatever." Muttered NM. They were now in the cereal area. "Finally! There's the History-Os!" Suddenly music comes on on the speakers. Oh History-Os! Oh History-Os! When you need to learn history where do you go? To the store to buy…History-Os!

"I'm really starting to hate that song." Said Larry. He and Beast Boy, not knowing how many boxes they would need, took all of them and headed home.

At The Doom Patrol Headquarters….

NM and BB stood in the kitchen with a box of History-Os in their hands. Larry looked at front and back of the box and frowned. Beast Boy just smiled as usual.

"Okay….so now what?" asked NM.

"We look on the back! That's what the commercial said!" cried Beast Boy, pointing at the back of the box. Larry turned the box over and read it.

After he was done, he threw the box on the table. "What a piece of crp!" shouted NM.

"Ohhhhhhh….I never heard that word before! Crp!" Cried Beast Boy happily. "It tinkles my tongue!"

"DO I HEAR FOUL LANGUAGE IN MY DORMAIN!" shouted Mento from in the hallway.

"Oh (dolphin sounds)!" cried NM.

"Oh! I never heard that word before either!" cried Beast Boy even happy that he had discovered the joy of a new word. NM grabbed BB and they hid in the food cabinet to hide from Mento. In there they found Robotman (aka Cliff) crouch over a bowl of History-Os. There was a large pile of empty cereal behind him. Larry stared at Cliff in disbelief.

"Cliff….did you eat all of our boxes of History-Os?" asked Larry.

Cliff shifted his eyes guiltily. "Uhhhhhh….I can explain!" Suddenly the song we all know by now came on.

"Oh History-Os! Oh History-Os! When you need to learn history where do you go! To the store to buy….History-Os!"

"That's it!" shouted Larry. He shot that shadow body….thingy…attack all around the cabinet. The cabinet then exploded due to it. The only thing left of the cabinet was Larry, Beast Boy, Cliff, and a bunch of empty cereal boxes. Something then fell from the ceiling and landed on Negative Man's head.

It was broken CD player. On the back it said property of Strix Moonwing. It let out one more turn before it broke. History…Os…..Go…..Oooooooo! Beast Boy smiled and dusted some broken wood off himself.

"Well that wasn't so bad. And look….we still have the cereal boxes!" cried Beast Boy happily. He was cut off by a loud yell.

"DID I HEAR A LOUD AND DESTRUCTIVE EXPLODION FROM WITHIN MY DOMAIN!" yelled Mento.

"OH (dolphin sounds)!" Cried Larry and Cliff, grabbing Beast Boy and running out the room.

"Hey! I never heard that word either!"

Later…In the Doom Patrol Living Room…

After reading a lot of the backs of cereal boxes and a lot of pain and yelling, Negative Man was finally ready to give Beast Boy the history lesson he had been waiting for. First lesson….American History.

Beast Boy was sitting on the couch when NM walked in dressed up like a colonist from the American Revolution. (The Americans were called colonist) Then Robotman came in dressed like King George the third. NM cleared his throat and began.

"Okay….Garfield….today we learn about the American Revolution. Okay…ahem…Hello! I am Sam Adams! Leader of the Sons of Liberty! And we…"

"Drink tea you filthy American!" shouted Robotman, pouring tea on NM.

"Ow! Ow! That's hot! What are you doing Cliff! This isn't part of the script!" cried Larry.

"Muewaaaahhaaaaahhhhhaaaa! I am your king! You must do has I say! And I say drink tea!" shouted Cliff pouring more tea on Larry.

"Okay that's it! No more mister nice American! Revolution!" shouted Larry, grabbing an American flag and started hitting Cliff on the head with it.

"Wow! The American Revolution is awesome!" shouted Beast Boy clapping his hands with delight.

Later after they were done fighting the American Revolution, Larry thought it was best to start world history now. So Larry came back into the living room dressed up as George Washington, and Cliff came in dressed like Napoleon.

"Okay…I am George Washington! I fought in the French and Indian War and in the American Revolu…."

"You think that's good, well I conquered half of Europe!" shouted Cliff.

"Napoleon! Right now we are talking about me! Not you!" shouted Larry.

"Oh hey! Well I can beat your army anytime, anywhere!" shouted Cliff.

"Yeah right!"

"How about at Pearl Harbor!"

"What the heck are you talking about!"

"I call for battle!"

"What?"

"Attack!"

Larry had no time to act or think before Cliff jumped on him and beat him to a pulp.

"Haha! I am victorious! Now to call in for the final attack! Bring in the bomb!" shouted Cliff. Mento then came in dressed like an airplane and threw a water balloon (or bomb) and it hit Larry.

"Victory is my!) Shouted Cliff running around like a maniac. Beast Boy started clapping at the performance.

Later…..

It was Beast Boy's bedtime and Elastic-Girl (aka Rita) went to say good-night to him.

"So Mento told me that Larry and Cliff taught you some history today! What did you learn?" asked Rita, smiling at him.

Beast Boy smiled at her and said, "Well…I learned that King George the third made all the colonists drink nasty tea and that made them do a revolution and also that George Washington was beat by Napoleon at Pearl Harbor!"

Rita was silent for a minute. Then she smiled and went out the door. Beast Boy fell to sleep before he could hear the scream that said, "WHAT THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING MY SON!"

Strix: I hoped you liked the second chapter to this series! Don't worry the next one is going to be how Beast Boy first got a video game! Review!