Raising Beast Boy (Doom Patrol Style)!
By Strix Moonwing
Strix: Hi guys! Sorry for the long wait for the next chapter…I've been trying to update all of my old stories as well as some new ones lately. Since you've all been waiting I'll skip the intro and go right to the story. Hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, the Doom Patrol, or the Danny Phantom theme.
Chapter three: Beast Boy's First Video Game
"Larry, may I have two hundred bucks?" asked Beast boy, holding out his hand toward Larry, who was currently watching some TV. It had been two weeks since the whole Mento-hires-NM-to-teach-Beast-boy-history-but-totally-screws-up-and-now-Beast-boy-will-never-grow-up-to-be-a-professor-or teacher-or-something-that-you-actually-get-paid-for-instead-of-living-in-a-tower-shaped-like-a-T-with-a-bunch-of-sugar-crazed-teenagers incident and things had gone back to normal…and NM had recovered from the fury of Elastic Girl.
"That depends…is it out of curiosity or do you want it?" Asked NM, still looking at the TV screen.
"That depends…is it out of curiosity or are you going to give it to me?" asked Beast Boy, in the same tone NM had used.
NM glared at him and said, "What do I look like? A bank!"
Beast Boy smiled and said, "Well….you didn't look like a history teacher either, but that didn't stop you."
NM slapped his hand over his face and muttered, "Okay, when did you become such a smart mouth?"
"Robotman gave me lessons."
"Oh, he can give you lessons in smart mouth and yet he can't teach you one ounce of history?" NM said, glaring.
Beast Boy shrugged and said, "Well you couldn't either Larry."
Larry sighed and said, "My name's Negative man! Not Larry…that goes for you too, Strix!" Larry…er…I mean…Negative man said shaking his fist at the ceiling, which was stupid because everyone knows a writer always stands behind their characters while typing a story. Duh!
Beast Boy stared at Larry(Negative Man, Strix!) with a look of confusion and then asked, "Sooooo…can I have the money?"
"What does a kid like you need two hundred bucks for?" asked NM, questionably.
Beast Boy closed his eyes and said, in a professional voice, "When life gives you questions turn to the TV!" And with that Beast Boy grabbed the remote control from NM and changed the channel.
On the channel was a commercial, but not just any commercial. It was…..
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Cried NM, covering his eyes and hiding behind the couch in fear.
Yes, it was a commercial of….HISTORY-Os! THE GAME! Cue the theme song!
Theme song: Oh History-Os! Oh History-Os!
When you need to learn history, where do you go?
To the store to buy…History-Os!
Of course….that was old theme song. For the new and improved History-Os video game they had to mix it up a little.
New Theme song: (it has the beat of the original Danny Phantom theme)
When you need to learn history what do you get? Hi-Hi-History-Os
A cereal that's so strange!
With history rearranged!
A theme song so deranged!
When you need to learn history what do you get? Hi-Hi-History-Os!
Those idiots don't stand a chance!
When their brains all enhanced!
With knowledge so advance!
When you need to learn history what do you get? Hi-Hi-History-Os!
You're going to be taught it all!
From US and World history!
Sing this theme
Until your whole family screams!
When you need to learn history what do you get? Hi-Hi-History-Os….THE GAME! Word!
For many seconds, Negative Man could only stare at the screen with look of confusion, shock, and disbelief. At last he said, "Oh. My. Gosh. I can't believe it…they've turned the song that used to annoy me so much into a rap that will drive me to the end of my sanity in the next hour."
"I know! Isn't it great?" cried Beast Boy, gleefully. "So can I have it?"
"To buy that piece of (censored)? Forget it!" said NM.
Beast Boy laughed and said, "Hahahha! You said that word again!"
Suddenly Mento's voice could be heard. "DID I HEAR BAD LANGUAGE IN MY DOMAIN!"
"Not this again!" cried NM, grabbing Beast Boy, who was still giggling, and running out of the room.
Later….
"So he didn't give you the money, uh kid?" asked Robotman to Beast Boy. Beast Boy had come into the garage to watch Robotman make repairs to himself.
"No, and I don't understand why!" cried Beast boy, sitting on the wing of the Doom Jet, his feet hanging over the edge.
"Did you make him listen to the rap?"
"Yes!"
"And he still said no? I can't believe it! Everyone loves a good rap!" cried Robotman.
Beast boy nodded. "I know! Maybe you should have given me more smart mouth lessons."
Robotman rubbed his metal chin, thoughtfully, "I don't think the smart mouth lessons are going to help get you that video game. I know! What about a job?"
Beast Boy blinked in surprise. "A job? But I already have a job. I'm part of the Doom Patrol!"
Robotman laughed and said, "Being part of the Doom Patrol isn't a job! You get paid for doing work in a job."
Beast Boy raised an eyebrow, confused. "You mean you don't get paid? But NM and Elastic-girl get paid every Friday!"
Robotman stopped laughing. "You mean we do get paid? WHY HAVEN'T I BEEN PAID?"
"Because you never asked?" said Beast boy like it was the most oblivious thing in the world.
"WHAT? WHY THAT NO GOOD, SON OF A…." Robotman let out a long string of cuss words, while Beast Boy just looked confused.
"Uhhh…Cliff, what does (censor), (censor) and (censor) mean?"
Much later…..
NM, Robotman, and Beast boy were lying on the floor in the living room, looking at newspaper ads, each trying to find Beast Boy a job…without Mento or Elastic girl knowing.
"Oh here's one!" cried Robotman, holding up a newspaper add. "There's a job at the mall for someone who is small and green to play an elf! That's the perfect job for you!"
"That's a Christmas ad you dimwit!" shouted NM. "It's July!"
Robotman, looking disappointed, got out another and brightened up. "Oh! This one is for someone to play in Star Trek!"
NM glared at Robotman and said, "Cliff do you really thing they'd get someone like Beast Boy to be an actor in Star Trek?"
"What he looks just like an alien!"
"And you look like a car that's been in the monster truck rally but you don't see me bringing you into the local dump!"
"Hey! I don't see you coming up with any ideas!"
"Well, unlike you, I'm thinking over my opinions!"
"They're not your opinions! They're for Beast Boy!"
"Oh shut it Tin man!"
"You shut it!"
"No you!"
"You!"
"You!"
While the two battled on their never ending battle, Beast Boy was currently looking a black and purple magazine that said, in very sinister handwriting, "Villain's Schemes"
Beast boy looked at the back of the magazine and saw a job add. As he read it, a giant smile slowly spread over his face. He had found his new job.
Without another word, the green kid torn out the ad and walked away from the two bickering adults and headed one step closer to getting his new video game.
Strix: Hehehe…I'm so insane! I hoped you liked my new History-Os theme song! It's based off the first Danny Phantom theme(which they didn't put in the show). This one is going to be a three part. I hope you like it! Please review!